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10-09-2009, 09:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey... you need to be a little nicer, to me. I didn't make hardly any jokes about you, while you were gone...getting your fangs worked on, or whatever it was.:sneaky2:
10-09-2009, 09:27 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey... you need to be a little nicer, to me. I didn't make hardly any jokes about you, while you were gone...getting your fangs worked on, or whatever it was.:sneaky2:

I WAS nice to you. You asked a question and I answered it in just 2 minutes. :innocent:
10-10-2009, 07:42 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

If I get one of either sex I'll be delighted ...... I'm REALLY looking forward to it.

I can't WAIT until 2dumb reads this. :innocent:
10-10-2009, 08:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Nell you could always swing away with a croquet thingy out the window. Kind of like turkey polo.

You could go over to Mass, and practice on squirrels! You get good at that and turkeys should be no problem. LOL:sneaky2:
10-10-2009, 08:55 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I ain't asking, and hope he ain't tellin'!:innocent:

But good luck, Rick!
*Insert turkey stuffing joke, here.*

C'mon! Tell us what you're REALLY THINKING, 2dumb! :)

*Let's see if he takes the bait* :innocent:
10-10-2009, 08:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You could go over to Mass, and practice on squirrels! You get good at that and turkeys should be no problem. LOL:sneaky2:

OR, EVEN BETTER, you could go to North Carolina and practice on the mentally challenged Friday night race car drivers who post here - that would be virtually identical to shooting turkeys. :innocent:
10-10-2009, 09:02 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

C'mon! Tell us what you're REALLY THINKING, 2dumb! :)

*Let's see if he takes the bait* :innocent:

Nah....I'd hate for Trax to have to skip over post.:innocent:
10-10-2009, 09:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

OR, EVEN BETTER, you could go to North Carolina and practice on the mentally challenged Friday night race car drivers who post here - that would be virtually identical to shooting turkeys. :innocent:

HAH! Shows how little, you know! We're not nearly as smart as turkeys!

Wait.....I mean....uh....
10-11-2009, 07:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

And this issue that some of you have with farting - well, I wouldn't know about that. I don't fart. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Not since they invented the quick release valve.

Nah...he just talks so much, that there's no chance for pressure to build up.:sneaky2:
10-11-2009, 07:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nah...he just talks so much, that there's no chance for pressure to build up.:sneaky2:

Crash? Shouldn't 2dumb have posted this in that "special thread?" He's not following the rules, Crash. I'm not suggesting that you BAN HIM or anything like that. :innocent: However, a Two-Year suspension would seem to be in order. :sneaky2:
10-11-2009, 08:03 PM
Ken

Crash, thank you for moving 2dumb's post to this thread! :)

Now, how about that 2 year suspension for 2dumb that I mentioned? :innocent:
10-11-2009, 08:06 PM
crashdive123

I don't know. You guys seem to be attached at the (pick your body part). I suppose if one went away, the other would have to follow. You guys would be miserable without each other.
10-11-2009, 08:11 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

(pick your body part).

Kens lips and my arse? LOL:sneaky2:
10-11-2009, 08:14 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Kens lips and my arse? LOL:sneaky2:

How about my boot and your arse? :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

You guys would be miserable without each other.

Maybe you're right. Let's find out! Suspend 2dumb for 2 years! Then ask me how I feel on October 11, 2011. :innocent:
10-11-2009, 08:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

How about my boot and your arse? :sneaky2:

Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL:innocent:
10-11-2009, 08:19 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL:innocent:

A man's gotta' take some risks in life. :)
10-11-2009, 08:29 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

A man's gotta' take some risks in life. :)

There you go, gramps! Keep thinking young. I'm proud of you! LOL:innocent:
10-11-2009, 08:37 PM
rebel

The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.
10-11-2009, 08:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by rebel

The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.

Yeah, but we're talking about Ken. He can't stop talking long enough to shoot straight. LOL:smash:
10-11-2009, 09:09 PM
rebel

A typical frenemy scenario:

I hate you.

Drink, and ... you're O.K.

Drink some more and,...I hate you.

Yes or No?
10-11-2009, 09:09 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah, but we're talking about Ken. He can't stop talking long enough to shoot straight. LOL:smash:

If that's what you think, why don't you put on a pair of antlers and come up my way when deer season begins? :innocent:
10-12-2009, 12:50 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Please tell me that's NOT what I think it is. :sneaky2:

Noooooo...it's not lawyer meat.
Lawyer meat is toooo tuff.....and it taste like chit!:innocent:
10-12-2009, 02:08 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Lawyer meat is toooo tuff.....and it taste like chit!:innocent:

I'll bet you've been eating it from the wrong end, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
10-12-2009, 02:53 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I'll bet you've been eating it from the wrong end, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

LOL...OK....That was funny! One for you.:blushing:
10-12-2009, 03:00 PM
2dumb2kwit

Here Ken. I thought you may need to know this.:innocent:

Quote:

con·science (knshns)
n.
1.
a. The awareness of a moral or ethical aspect to one's conduct together with the urge to prefer right over wrong: Let your conscience be your guide.
b. A source of moral or ethical judgment or pronouncement: a document that serves as the nation's conscience.
c. Conformity to one's own sense of right conduct: a person of unflagging conscience.
10-12-2009, 03:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

Ya know...now that I think about it....#4 on my list, might not be such a bad idea.LOL:innocent:
10-12-2009, 03:04 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Here Ken. I thought you may need to know this.:innocent:

I'll choose "a" and"c". The government issues tons of those that are arguably in the "b" category, and I think most are pure BS. :sneaky2:
10-12-2009, 03:05 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ya know...now that I think about it....#4 on my list, might not be such a bad idea.LOL:innocent:

What list? :innocent:
10-12-2009, 03:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

What list? :innocent:

This one.
It appears I posted in the wrong thread.:innocent:

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2dumb2kwit
Senior Member

Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Northeastern NC
Posts: 1,498
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Oh yeah...

4. Lets outlaw taking children and teenagers out into public. Misbehaving ones cause stress for the rest of the people that they are around, and we all know the affects that stress has on your health.
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10-14-2009, 03:36 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by nell67

a,I remember thm,there was not a pickup truck in the arking lot at school that didn't have a gun rack and at least one gun in it,no one locked their truck doors and not one gun stolen or used against another person.

When Ken was in school, they had to leave their club at the cave entrance. *Snicker,Snort.* :innocent:

But, our boy Ken could move, though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0
10-14-2009, 05:09 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

When Ken was in school, they had to leave their club at the cave entrance. *Snicker,Snort.* :innocent:

But, our boy Ken could move, though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0

Here, 2dumb. I gotcha' a souvenier. It'll probably taste like that "lawyer meat" you've been eating.

http://rj55.com/comics/dino-dropping...llpaper-21.jpg
10-22-2009, 08:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Winnie

I was packing my fishing gear away earlier today and got a whiff of something unpleasant....

That's just not right. I TOLD 2dumb to stay outta' your fishing gear. :sneaky2:
10-22-2009, 08:54 PM
2dumb2kwit

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What's that funny smell?

Ken just logged on.:innocent:
10-22-2009, 08:58 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken just logged on.:innocent:

:sneaky2: 2dumb, there's a special thread for your nasty suggestive posts. Please confine your foolish comments to that location.
10-22-2009, 09:00 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken just logged on.:innocent:

Oh...Oh....Wait! Change that to...

Ken and crash have been eating dingleberry jam. LOL:smash:
10-22-2009, 09:00 PM
Ken

HA! I see that Crash is already moving your post to its proper location. That'll show ya'!
10-22-2009, 09:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

:sneaky2: 2dumb, there's a special thread for your nasty suggestive posts. Please confine your foolish comments to that location.

You started it! (and don't worry....we'll be there, in a minute. LOL)
10-22-2009, 09:02 PM
Ken

We've arrived. :innocent:
10-22-2009, 09:10 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh...Oh....Wait! Change that to...

Ken and crash have been eating dingleberry jam. LOL:smash:

Jealous that nobody offered you theirs?:innocent:
10-22-2009, 09:11 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh...Oh....Wait! Change that to...

Ken and crash have been eating dingleberry jam. LOL:smash:

There you go again. :sneaky2: Disrespecting the Quality Control Department - THE MOST IMPORTANT SAFEGUARD PROVIDED TO FORUM MEMBERS.

(Q.C. - We are your friends!)

Crash, ya' want to ban him now? :innocent:

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