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08-04-2009, 02:40 PM
Ken

Sometimes some men just need a good lynching. :sneaky2:

Anybody know where Rick is? :innocent:

There you are, Rick. Would you mind trying this survival necklace on? :)

Here, stand on this chair so I can get a better view. Yep, that's good.....

......... :hang:
08-04-2009, 02:42 PM
Ken

Anybody want my e-mail before I get BANNED?
08-04-2009, 02:51 PM
Ken

2dumb, I know that you're reading this thread as I type this.

I know that you're trying to think up a snappy and sarcastic response. DON'T DO IT! Some folks just weren't made for thinking, and I don't want you to hurt yourself trying. :)
08-04-2009, 02:52 PM
Ken

*DING, DING* Round 2? :innocent:
08-04-2009, 02:54 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

But wow, did I get eye strain. Going from the posts to the PMs and back and trying to keep up with all the responses and what not ..........

What are you crying about? You had three guys helping you!

I was defending myself, against four crazed lunatics, and you don't hear me crying! ($%$#^&^#$ sissy lawyer!) :innocent:
08-04-2009, 02:55 PM
Rick

He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all.
08-04-2009, 02:56 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

What are you crying about? You had three guys helping you!

I was defending myself, against four crazed lunatics, and you don't hear me crying! ($%$#^&^#$ sissy lawyer!) :innocent:

Rule 2. Gain the sympathy of the "jury."
08-04-2009, 02:58 PM
Rick

Not Guilty!!
08-04-2009, 02:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Not Guilty!!

That's absolutely correct!
08-04-2009, 03:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Rule 2. Gain the sympathy of the "jury."

Actually...I was feeling a little sympathy, for you guys.

The four of you together couldn't get the best of one "dumb southerner"?
Man...that must be kind of embarrassing! LOL:blushing:
(Especially considering that the ring leader is supposed to be a big time smart lawyer guy!)*snicker,snicker*
08-04-2009, 03:07 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Actually...I was feeling a little sympathy, for you guys.

The four of you together couldn't get the best of one "dumb southerner"?
Man...that must be kind of embarrassing! LOL:blushing:
(Especially considering that the ring leader is supposed to be a big time smart lawyer guy!)*snicker,snicker*

2dumb, please remind your better half that we all expect to receive our checks in the mail (as agreed in advance) for taking it easy on you. Oh yeah, she promised to send me the dog as well. :)
08-04-2009, 03:10 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, please remind your better half that we all expect to receive our checks in the mail (as agreed in advance) for taking it easy on you. Oh yeah, she promised to send me the dog as well. :)

Ohhhh...wrong on both counts!
First, if she sent y'all checks, it would be for NOT taking it easy on me, and second, that dog is her baby! She'd probably send me away, before she'd let him go! LOL
08-04-2009, 03:18 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ohhhh...wrong on both counts!
First, if she sent y'all checks, it would be for NOT taking it easy on me, and second, that dog is her baby! She'd probably send me away, before she'd let him go! LOL

Hmmmmmm. I sense a business opportuity here. :innocent:
08-04-2009, 03:26 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

Rick - "He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all."
Hey Rick I resemble that remark!!! Hey Wait that didn't come out right...

Ken -" 1. I never even IMPLIED that 2dumb was new here.

2. Yes, we were bored last night. Then we went into extra innings.

3. Major power failures have been started by a danged squirrel.

4. A friend will bail you out. A true friend will sit in that cell with you and say, "Man, that was a great time " "

1) I'm newer than 2D2K and know it
2) VERY bored obviously as my BETTER half was at work
3) amongst other things, Squirrel HAVE to chew to wear down their teeth like a lot of rodents,otherwise their teeth grow right into their brain.
4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... Isn't Loyalty a Virtue?(as mentioned in the exchange between Ken and Crash) AND for my Finale... WE did have a LOT of FUN!!!
08-04-2009, 03:32 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Rick - "He has a point, there. I mean about the crazed lunatics and all."
Hey Rick I resemble that remark!!! Hey Wait that didn't come out right...

Ken -" 1. I never even IMPLIED that 2dumb was new here.

2. Yes, we were bored last night. Then we went into extra innings.

3. Major power failures have been started by a danged squirrel.

4. A friend will bail you out. A true friend will sit in that cell with you and say, "Man, that was a great time " "

1) I'm newer than 2D2K and know it
2) VERY bored obviously as my BETTER half was at work
3) amongst other things, Squirrel HAVE to chew to wear down their teeth like a lot of rodents,otherwise their teeth grow right into their brain.
4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... Isn't Loyalty a Virtue?(as mentioned in the exchange between Ken and Crash) AND for my Finale... WE did have a LOT of FUN!!!

Clearly, we have here a genious among us. (And on the other end of the spectrum, we have 2dumb and Rick.)
08-04-2009, 03:39 PM
2dumb2kwit

[QUOTE=pocomoonskyeyes;140499] 4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... /QUOTE]

*As he shakes his head* A gang of "knife nutz", going to a gun fight.:innocent:
08-04-2009, 03:47 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

[QUOTE=2dumb2kwit;140509]

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

4) like I said we were all 3(plus stargazer) "Knife Nutz" members and we really should stick together.... /QUOTE]

*As he shakes his head* A gang of "knife nutz", going to a gun fight.:innocent:

Apparently you didn't read my post last night about bringing a gun to a knife fight huh? EVEN LEO's(That's Law Enforcement Officers to you 2D2K) know that to let an assailant within 20' can be a lethal mistake. Even when shot multiple times an assailant has still been able to continue on and kill an officer with a sharp instrument(Even a screwdriver). That's why they draw sidearms when you have no weapon(gun).
08-04-2009, 03:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

[ EVEN LEO's(That's Law Enforcement Officers to you 2D2K) know that

* makes note......called......L.E.O.'s.....dumb*

If you think y'all are gettin' that close, you made the BIG mistake, of underestimating your opponent! LOL:innocent:
08-04-2009, 04:01 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

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Originally Posted by chiye tanka

Ken, just finished sighting in the SOCOM II, what's going on now?:innocent:

Apparently you missed this post on P3 huh?
08-04-2009, 04:02 PM
Ken

http://rlv.zcache.com/too_dumb_to_li...743skk_400.jpg

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08-04-2009, 04:09 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Apparently you missed this post on P3 huh?

Apparently, you missed the part about him being a LEO, as you continued to call LEO's dumb.

*Snort-Snicker*.....and they call me dumb!
08-04-2009, 04:12 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LEOs are dumber than tree stumps.
*Snort-Snicker*.....and they call me dumb!

WHAT did you just say, 2dumb???? :sneaky2:
08-04-2009, 04:13 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

I never once said LEO's were Dumb. Hey I Had 3 uncles in that profession, A sheriff, a state Trooper, and a Game Warden. I said even LEO's weren't that dumb. Guns run out of bullets a knife NEVER runs out of blade.
08-04-2009, 04:16 PM
SARKY

If your gun runs out of bullets before you're done doing what ever it is you are doing......then you ARE dumb!
08-04-2009, 04:16 PM
Ken

ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH! Round 2 is just starting and I have to leave for an appointment soon. :crying:
08-04-2009, 04:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

WHAT did you just say, 2dumb???? :sneaky2:

Ken! You can edit a quote! I'm so proud, of you! Sheeez, is that all you've got?
08-04-2009, 04:19 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

I said even LEO's weren't that dumb.

...and that would mean....????
08-04-2009, 04:21 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

I Guns run out of bullets a knife NEVER runs out of blade.

It only takes one bullet, for a knife to become....operator-less. LOL:innocent:
08-04-2009, 04:23 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH! Round 2 is just starting and I have to leave for an appointment soon. :crying:

After reading your attemp at humor....yeah, you better keep your day job! LOL:innocent:
08-04-2009, 04:23 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LEOs are dumber than tree stumps.
*Snort-Snicker*.....and they call me dumb! :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

WHAT did you just say, 2dumb???? :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You heard me, I said "LEOs are dumber than tree stumps.":sneaky2:

That's really sad, 2 dumb, you should be ashamed of yourself..........:innocent:
08-04-2009, 04:24 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by SARKY

If your gun runs out of bullets before you're done doing what ever it is you are doing......then you ARE dumb!

Takes an awful good aim to hit something as erratic as I would be when facing a Firearm. I avoided a sniper trying to do just that. Granted it WAS a training exercise. but train as if it is real I always heard

On a Serious note, I may have to jump off here real quick and sudden like.It's starting to get REAL Bad here. I think this is the same storm that dumped 6" of rain on Louisville in an hour.
SARKY 2D2K SURE COULD USE YOUR HELP IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED.
08-04-2009, 04:26 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

Yeah it is the storm that hit Louisville so I'm gonna' have to go You guys have fun OK?
08-04-2009, 04:28 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Takes an awful good aim to hit something as erratic as I would be when facing a Firearm. I avoided a sniper trying to do just that. Granted it WAS a training exercise.

I don't mean any harm...but he must not have been much of a sniper. :innocent:
08-04-2009, 04:29 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Yeah it is the storm that hit Louisville so I'm gonna' have to go You guys have fun OK?

Stay safe, Poco.
08-04-2009, 04:29 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I don't mean any harm...but he must not have been much of a sniper. :innocent:

We'll find out soon. He should be arriving in your neighborhood sometime after dark. :sneaky2:
08-04-2009, 04:29 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by SARKY

If your gun runs out of bullets before you're done doing what ever it is you are doing......then you ARE dumb!

Hey this is 2D2K WERE TALKING ABOUT he could be in an ammo factory that was running full steam and he wouldn't have enough ammo.
08-04-2009, 04:52 PM
Ken

So sad. 276 posts (now 277) on a completely frivolous thread. Dumb bantering back and forth. Plain foolishness. Just think -- if all this wasted time had been put to good use.

2dumb, instead of wasting all your time here, wanna' come over and wash and wax my car? :innocent:
08-04-2009, 04:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

So sad. 276 posts (now 277) on a completely frivolous thread. Dumb bantering back and forth. Plain foolishness. Just think -- if all this wasted time had been put to good use.

2dumb, instead of wasting all your time here, wanna' come over and wash and wax my car? :innocent:

No, but you could go help my parents, with a land dispute! LOL:innocent:
08-04-2009, 05:00 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No, but you could go help my parents, with a land dispute! LOL:innocent:

PM me. This is the only place where I give free advice.
08-04-2009, 05:02 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

PM me. This is the only place where I give free advice.

Thanks, but I'm trying to stay out of it. (They do have lawyers working on it.):)

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