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12-13-2009, 07:45 PM
Sarge47

O.K., here I go!

It's a long Sub/Hero sandwich cuz Ken's always got the munchies! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:46 PM
Sarge47

Hmmm.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

It's a 30" inseam. :sneaky2: And most women refer to it as a cannon, not a handgun. :blushing:

Must have pretty small cannons up your way! :innocent::innocent::innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:48 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:

Yours too probably.
12-13-2009, 07:49 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

Well first off, she probably won't ever speak to your sweetheart because she probably can't lower her speech patterns to the monosyllabic grunts that your sweetheart must be accustomed to hearing.

Oh, my honey would understand quite well. She's A LOT like Nell, it you catch my drift......... :innocent: Want me to have her kil..... I mean, call you?

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Originally Posted by trax

and second how the heck are we supposed to know who was in Newport RI besides you?

She was. That's who. Do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you? :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:50 PM
trax

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Yours too probably.

I think his just were by you saying that.
12-13-2009, 07:52 PM
Sarge47

Oh yeah!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:

Yeah Benesse, it'd of been the best 20 seconds of your life!:smash::smash::smash:
12-13-2009, 07:53 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

She was. That's who. Do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you? :sneaky2:

It's OK Ken, we all had imaginary friends.
When we were 5.
12-13-2009, 07:53 PM
trax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Yeah Benesse, it'd of been the best 20 seconds of your life!:smash::smash::smash:

So, Sarge, you're obviously not calculating in the hour or so it would take him to find it huh?
12-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Must have pretty small cannons up your way! :innocent::innocent::innocent:

Some of them are small. Like this one.

http://z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/1/n/3/Kremlin_123.JPG
12-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Yours too probably.

Long fingernails? :innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:56 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Yeah Benesse, it'd of been the best 20 seconds of your life!:smash::smash::smash:

Repeated instantly and endlessly........ :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:56 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts :

My animal instincts tell me RUUUUN!!!!
12-13-2009, 07:57 PM
Sarge47

Hmmm.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Repeated instantly and endlessly........ :sneaky2:

Obviously a legend in his own mind! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

It's OK Ken, we all had imaginary friends.
When we were 5.

http://www.moretvicar.com/moreTimage...ist18red_1.jpg
12-13-2009, 07:58 PM
trax

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

My animal instincts tell me RUUUUN!!!!

and yet, all your other instincts say roll on the floor laughing, right?
12-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

My animal instincts tell me RUUUUN!!!!

Oh, you'd be runnin' alright. IN MY DIRECTION! :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Sarge47

Hmmm.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Some of them are small. Like this one.

http://z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/1/n/3/Kremlin_123.JPG

Yeah, I could see you getting that into your pants, given your waistline! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:59 PM
trax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Obviously a legend in his own mind! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

It might as well be in his own mind, there's where the rest of his action is....
12-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by trax

and yet, all your other instincts say roll on the floor laughing, right?

No, she wasn't thinking about you, trax.
12-13-2009, 08:00 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Obviously a legend in his own mind! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

No, just a legend.

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