Well, you're a woman, what would .....never mind.:D :D :D
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I'll give you.....never mind!:D:p
I'll take it
My poor feelings (sniff). Picture the wolf limping through snow covered woods. His agony measured by the pained gasps his poor haggard body must endure. "A woman," he thinks. "Only a woman can hurt me so." And once more he lifts his muzzle to the sky and howls...Nnnneeeellllllllll.......
well actually it was nell And owl_girl, but if you're limping around out there howling two names you're just gonna look goofy...
Hey I didn’t play the gender card, I know better.
Thats right I played the gender card and it worked (insert evil grin here!)
as evidenced by Rick slow pained albiet noisy limp off into the distance mwahahahaha!
You are evil. Now you go nurse that poor wolf that you injured back to health.
Actually a lot of times the other wolves will help lick the wounds too.
Go for it! LOL
Ya'll ain't right, you know that. All that lickin' and what knot. I don't know about you girls. Me and Trax are just keepin' our distance and shakin' our heads.
....umm I wasn’t gona lick ya I promise lol. I was just teasing nell but then she turned it on me. She’s devious I tell ya.
Wait, I'm confused... Who killed Smokey the Bear and licked his limping wolf?
"Well, Marshal, I just strolled in to get a drink, minding my own business. Now, those two over there. That lady wolf and that white owl? Those two were up to something for sure. All sneaky and whisperin'. Then they just up and disappeared afore that Smoky the Bear fellah got it. Now, I ain't saying they did it but I ain't sayin they didn't. Just mind your Ps and Qs if you talk to 'em and don't trust 'em none. It ain't right when a wolf teams up with an owl. That's gotta violate the laws of nature and God himself. Why, look at me. I'm a wolf. I reckon' I know that much."
excerpt from "The Legend of Gassy Hollow"