Survivalists & their "Positive" view of TSHTF!

Corndog don't be a dick :D we're just goofing off. And I see you got no imagination so that must mean you lack a certain survival skill, because survival is only limited by the mind. And I said this as I came up behind him at the horse ranch and took him out by placing my knife at the base of his skull and sliding it up at an angle, he may not have been a wacko but he bothered me :Djk besides it rattled around in there and a gust of air shot out... lol... :D
Got two horses packed for transporting and I'm riding out on the other, taking as much as I can (weapons and such) food, clean water, some clothing, and survival gear, Sarge found an old lever action 30/30 thought ya might like it ya seem like an old west guy to me. Heading west from here through Indiana towards Montana and maybe up north, cutting acroos country to avoid gangs of infected or crazies, I'll check back in after a bit.

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Originally Posted by Beowulf65

Corndog don't be a dick :D we're just goofing off. And I see you got no imagination so that must mean you lack a certain survival skill, because survival is only limited by the mind. And I said this as I came up behind him at the horse ranch and took him out by placing my knife at the base of his skull and sliding it up at an angle, he may not have been a wacko but he bothered me :Djk besides it rattled around in there and a gust of air shot out... lol... :D
Got two horses packed for transporting and I'm riding out on the other, taking as much as I can (weapons and such) food, clean water, some clothing, and survival gear, Sarge found an old lever action 30/30 thought ya might like it ya seem like an old west guy to me. Heading west from here through Indiana towards Montana and maybe up north, cutting acroos country to avoid gangs of infected or crazies, I'll check back in after a bit.

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Beo did you just call me a dick? You narrow-minded trekker I was one of them infected crazies and when that gust of air shot out it infected you with that biological warfare virus...welcome to the gang, Beo. :D (That's a screeching hair-raising laughter you just heard).

(in hushed tones) Beo's overhand serve was countered by Corndogs powerful backhand. A hush fell over the crowd as it looks like Beo is setting up for an approach shot. Survival tennis has never been executed more perfectly folks. Everyone is anxiously waiting to see when and where the timer will explode the tennis ball. Thrilling!

Now I'm riding my horse through the country infected, boil covered, and drooling, looted a corndog stand and ate the owner and his dog and two cats, heading into this neighborhood so I can seak up on all you survival freaks and spit my poison in your face... muuuuuhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!! :D
Darn CD i was only joking. Now I'm a zombie freak survival hunter!

Ohhhhhh! As expected, Beo lobbed the ball just over the net into Corndog's court and he's scrambling to make the play! Still that timer is ticking.

Beo,are you sure you are in fected?? maybe you just have a bad case of poison ivy from riding through the woods?

Oh snap! That wasn't a boil it was a zit and I just popped it... lol... and you didn't spit viral air you farted ya nasty freak... lol... and the drool and burning eyes is from the stench... lol... so now I can avoid the suburbs. :D

Swayed by the voice of a woman, eh Beo? Hope is not a cure for this virus. You're a zombie freak crazy like I was before you drove that there toothpick of yours in the base of my skull. And don't a number of dying men let out a nasty fart and crap before they die? Sorry, ol trekker, you didn't even make it through Indiana without being infect with the virus. We're both a casualty of this war. Now we can rest in peace with the other 90 percent of our brothers and sisters....let the flags wave at half-mast.

Okay, no problem least I'll die in peace. Or until I fart and crap myself:D

And of course a pretty woman can ALMOST sway me.

In Lake of the Woods Minnesota, out from a town a little ways and feeling weak and sick, gonna sit by this old shed or barn... or whatever... and sit it out... been riding hard for a weeks... can't go on.

Been alone here now for a couple of days,not much to do but check out the forestry,there is a nice little lake just north of here,cant dee the other side from here,but should be able to fish out of it.
Have also been gathering wild medicines,and herbs.Gotta go out to the well and get some water...BEO? Beo is that you?? Good God you are buring up with fever,can you make it into the cabin?? I'll mix up some medicine for you to take,dont know if it will work or not,but I gotta try...

Oh Nell... so glad you made it... feel weak but I can... stagger inside, if your... medicine don't work put me out of my misery, burn my body so no one else gets infected... thought I was immune... guess not.

Beo,wake up and drink this,its gonna taste nasty,but you have to drink it,do you think you can eat something?? I'll go out and bring in all the supplies and take care of your horses,you just make sure you drink all of that,if you need me,just yell,I wont be too far out.

Thanks, I might be able to eat a little... ughh... this stuff is rough but I can feel it going down and warming my inards.

I know,it doesn't taste good,just drink it! I have gotten everything in off the horses and now out of the truck as well,dinner will be ready in a little bit,just stew for now,as it will be easier for you to take,still haven't heard form Trax,geting a few messages from Sarge,smak,canid,Rick and a couple others now and then,who all have you been in contact with?

Anyone seen my pee bottle? Oh, there it is next to Beo. Hey, it's empty.

ROTFLMAO.... Good one Riiiiiiiiiick. But it seems to be helping, now just spred your pee around and cure this virus.
Yeah, I seen CornDog, unfortunately I had to dust his azz... lol... he infected me, or at least tried to.

Oh I see how it is,I cook up a magic Indian cureall to get you well and you thank Rick because you drank his pee,pfft fix your own darn stew!!!!!LMAO!!!

He must have learned that from Bear. I sure hope he made it.