The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by Ken

They still sell 'em! Maybe they'll stop if they get sued enough. :D

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McDonalds still sells hot coffee....but it cost more now, cuz they had to pay for that lawsuit. (And probable future suits.):6:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

McDonalds still sells hot coffee....but it cost more now, cuz they had to pay for that lawsuit. (And probable future suits.):6:

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McDonalds spends more money everyday on coffee stirrers than it cost to settle that lawsuit. Don't you love it when you get a coffee at the drive-thru and the lid isn't put on properly?

I have a cousin who owns a chain of Dunkin Donuts. The gross PROFIT on a medium cup of coffee is about $1.80. I figure that McDonalds broke even within 15 minutes of writing that check.

And thanks, 2dumb. Now I'm thinking about McDonalds breakfasts, and Egg McMuffins, and pancakes, and bacon. I'll be in the kitchen.

I only wish the woman who got burned did community service time for stupidity.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

I only wish the woman who got burned did community service time for stupidity.

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Yeah, after all it was before "Iced Coffee" became so popular! What did she think, that she would spill it and only have to worry about a stain?

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Originally Posted by Ken

B'sides - most of my soup supply is dry mix stuff. Prolly good for a few million years, in my colon.

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There...I fixed it for you. LOL

Look...I found out what kept Ken away from the computer, for so long!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ADe...eature=related

Cute. Real cute. No uniform. No training. No nuttin'. Squirrel ninja wannabes are startin' to show up every where.

What you didn't see on the camera - what was upsetting the squirrel so much - the cameraman was showing it his nuts.




















http://cymfony.blogs.com/photos/unca...r_peanut_4.jpg

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So will that be paid for out of the 35% death tax, that goes into effect 1-1-11?:innocent:

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Don't worry about it, 2dumb. I've already had your "end of life" planning taken care of for you.

10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 ..................

I see that the cold weather has slowed Crash's reflexes down a bit.

I think it's the surgery. He's furiously typing with one finger even as we speak...type.

If he figures out how to turn on Windows voice you guys are in a whole world of trouble.

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Originally Posted by Rick

If he figures out how to turn on Windows voice you guys are in a whole world of trouble.

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Seriously? Hmmmmm.


Nah - that would be like shooting fish in a barrel....or on a pond.....or in a den.....or something.

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Originally Posted by Ken

I see that the cold weather has slowed Crash's reflexes down a bit.

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08:19 PM crashdive123+ Viewing Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

I'll bet with Ken back you're working up a sweat. Not to mention a blister on your finger.

LOL......Rick has even been booted to the 2d vs Ken thread! LOL:smash::clap:

You heathen! LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL......Rick has even been booted to the 2d vs Ken thread! LOL:smash::clap:

You heathen! LOL

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Nice..Play nice now gents....LOL

You see that, Rick? Ken's back, and before you know it, you and I both are getting booted out off threads! Hmmm....what could be the common denomun.....denumina....donomen.....the cause???

Your mouth????? Just wondering....LOL

Dang, Ken....did you fall asleep? LOL

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11:54 AM Ken+ Creating Thread
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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Dang, Ken....did you fall asleep? LOL

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Had to step away from the keyboard for a while, 2dumb.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Had to step away from the keyboard for a while, 2dumb.

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Oh, you had to take a .......







....break. LOL:knight:

See....I told y'all!!

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh, you had to take a .......







....break. LOL:knight:

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ohhh,, thats just WRONG ,,,,,,,,:bored:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Hmmmmmm. Maybe it did freeze over?

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Didn't someone say, one time, that Ken will stop posting when......uht ohhhhhhh!:whistling:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Let's say that somebody had some DDT and some Chlordane left over from the 1970's. Would it still be okay to use? :confused1:

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Yes. You should probably use it like aftershave.:tt2:

Hey Ken, does this mean that crash is not going to be an extremist any more???LOL

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08:00 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

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Man, the minute a guy can dress himself he's moving stuff left and right.

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Originally Posted by Rick

Man, the minute a guy can dress himself he's moving stuff left and right.

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Nah. Still just using the left. The right is "tied up" for at least three more weeks.

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Originally Posted by Ken

When I moved into my Mass. house, this stuff was on the walls of my closet. I still have the box in the basement

http://chicagogreenjobs.files.wordpr...-wallpaper.jpg

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That explains a lot!:mellow:

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Originally Posted by randyt

there is not a weapon in existence more powerful than the human mind.

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That's not true! How about 2dumb? :confused1:

Notice that Crash isn't logged in? :creepy:

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Originally Posted by Ken

That's not true! How about 2dumb? :confused1:

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He said human mind. LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

He said human mind. LOL

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I stand corrected. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by Rick

Maybe a poll to see if we need a poll?

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How about a poll to see if we should turn Ken into a newt....again.:huh:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

How about a poll to see if we should turn Ken into a newt....again.:huh:

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Crash is sleeping at the switch. Nice.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Crash is sleeping at the switch. Nice.

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Actually, I was sleeping in the chair.

Hey Ken.....lets be positive. Maybe the new forum will make it harder for crash to move our posts around. LOL

Ken......we're sending some snow, up your way. We know how much you like the stuff! LOL:FRlol: