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11-26-2009, 12:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Beo, you should'a used that new toilet paper that just hit the market....... :innocent:

Yeah....don't forget, Ken......that's you, on the left.:sneaky2:
11-26-2009, 12:09 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah....don't forget, Ken......that's you, on the left.:sneaky2:

Yep. I invented it! :innocent:
11-26-2009, 12:26 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Yep. I invented it! :innocent:

Being an ***, or using papar on a roll, to wipe one?
11-26-2009, 12:31 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Being an ***, or using papar on a roll, to wipe one?

Using papAr on a roll to wipe you, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
11-26-2009, 05:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Using papAr on a roll to wipe you, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

Papar sounds fancier, than paper.
It's kinda like "grey poupon", sounds fancier than "grey poop-on".:innocent:
(Yeah, that's the story I'm going with!) LOL :innocent:
11-26-2009, 05:48 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by rwc1969

Lithium polymer or Lithium ion lose the least.

That makes sense......Ken loses less friends, when he takes his lithium.:innocent:

Quote:

Lithium is used to treat the manic episodes of manic depression. Manic symptoms include hyperactivity, rushed speech, poor judgment, reduced need for sleep, aggression, and anger. It also helps to prevent or lessen the intensity of manic episodes.
11-26-2009, 09:01 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I think I'm ready for a turkey sammich!:innocent:

2dumb, you, and I mean YOU, are what you eat. :innocent:

Now watch me get kicked off my own thread.......... :sneaky2:
11-26-2009, 09:04 PM
Ken

I knew it. And Crash wasn't even logged-in when I started posting that........ :innocent:
11-26-2009, 09:05 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by sjj

Ken,

That sounds like a great size. I have a need for a shorter package that I can easily pack into one of my motorcycle saddlebags.

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken. :innocent:
11-26-2009, 09:06 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken. :innocent:

Yeah, but the tent's poles stick out of the stuff sack a bit, too.......... :innocent:
11-26-2009, 09:10 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I knew it. And Crash wasn't even logged-in when I started posting that........ :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

May I say, that you asked your question wisely.
Any questions, about having a short package, should definitly be directed towards Ken. :innocent:

I saw him log on, so I figured I'd give him something to do.:innocent:
(I had forgotten about the "lithium" post.):innocent:
11-26-2009, 09:12 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

(I had forgotten about the "lithium" post.):innocent:

Well, they say that lithium makes you forgetful......... :)
11-26-2009, 09:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Well, they say that lithium makes you forgetful......... :)

..........Who does?
11-26-2009, 09:19 PM
2dumb2kwit

Dang....Ken just disappeared! I bet his mom is still there. I can see it now.....her dragging him by one ear, saying "I told you to leave that computer off, and visit with your family! Now get in there!", while he whimpers..."Awwwwww mom.":blushing:
11-26-2009, 09:37 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Dang....Ken just disappeared! I bet his mom is still there. I can see it now.....her dragging him by one ear, saying "I told you to leave that computer off, and visit with your family! Now get in there!", while he whimpers..."Awwwwww mom.":blushing:

Well, Mom saw that YOU were logged-in, and she started telling me that no good would ever come from me hanging with the likes of you, and she said you're

http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/w...badcompany.jpg

so I just logged off for a while. :innocent:
11-26-2009, 10:43 PM
2dumb2kwit

You should listen to your mother. Arguing with me, like you do, just makes you look like an idiot! :innocent:
11-27-2009, 11:38 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You should listen to your mother. Arguing with me, like you do, just makes you look like an idiot! :innocent:

Pfffftttt! :lol::stupid:
11-27-2009, 10:35 PM
2dumb2kwit

Great list, Ken.

Quote:

Obsessive–compulsive disorder
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Obsessive–compulsive disorder (OCD) is a mental disorder characterized by intrusive thoughts that produce anxiety, by repetitive behaviors aimed at reducing anxiety, or by combinations of such thoughts (obsessions) and behaviors (compulsions). The symptoms of this anxiety disorder range from repetitive hand-washing and extensive hoarding to preoccupation with sexual, religious, or aggressive impulses. These symptoms can be alienating and time-consuming, and often cause severe emotional and economic loss. Although the acts of those who have OCD may appear paranoid and come across to others as psychotic, OCD sufferers often recognize their thoughts and subsequent actions as irrational, and they may become further distressed by this realization.

Just sayin'!:innocent:
11-28-2009, 12:53 PM
Ken

The 2dumb Moron Test

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/moron.gif

2dumb, I've put together a simple list of questions for you to answer to confirm that you are a moron. Please answer them all honestly.

To begin just click on the button that is the best answer underneath each question.

You have 4 hours to complete this test. READY?... or should I give you time to reread that?

Okay..... GO! (Good Luck!)

First things first, are you HAPPY that you're a moron?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...tons-mixed.jpg

Is your Mom happy that you are a moron?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...tons-mixed.jpg

Is being a Moron a genetic trait in your family?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...tons-mixed.jpg

Is "2dumb2kwit" a noun or an adjective?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...tons-mixed.jpg

If I were to name a city after you what would it be?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...tons-mixed.jpg

Are you okay with the fact that everyone here KNOWS you're a Moron?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-...tons-mixed.jpg

2dumb. when you've completed the test, submit your answers to me with a certified check for $100.00 and your scores will be posted within 10 days. Remember, there's a four hour time limit. :innocent:
11-28-2009, 01:07 PM
Ken

Recently observed taped to 2dumb's front door........

http://www.webchutney.org/images/low-iq-zone.jpg

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