The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by Ken

Why do you always post those links, 2dumb? Are you infatuated with that topic? :innocent:

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Nah.......I just figure it aggravates the crap out of you.:innocent: LOL

....and we don't want you filling up with crap, and getting dingleberryitus, again.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nah.......I just figure it aggravates the crap out of you.:innocent: LOL

....and we don't want you filling up with crap, and getting dingleberryitus, again.:innocent:

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Well....that, and Jeff Dunham is just friggin' funny! LOL:innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Five pounds and I achieve my ideal BMI. Weighed myself today. :) I figure I'll be there in a coupla' weeks. Wanna' be in shape in case I take a week off this summer. :innocent: http://www.atlantis.com/default.aspx

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Originally Posted by Rick

Ken - You'll be pleased to know that I am at my ideal BMI....and a couple of other folks as well. That should make me pretty healthy, right?

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BMI???

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Originally Posted by Ken

How about just "YOU" instead of "YOU GUYS?"

Thing is, he wasn't part of our small group, and I wasn't hanging out with him. For me, it's simply a matter of respect. My mother ain't a "guy."

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I thought that up in yankeeville, they say "youz guys".:innocent:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Move to Texas, They say Y'all ;)

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He doesn't have to go that far south. LOL

I'd bet he's just sitting there....watching himself over and over. :innocent: LOL

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05:58 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
05:53 PM Ken+ Viewing Thread
The new Star Wars.

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'd bet he's just sitting there....watching himself over and over. :innocent: LOL

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Ain't you the guy who sent me the PM asking me to look at that thread? :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Ain't you the guy who sent me the PM asking me to look at that thread? :sneaky2:

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Yeah, but I didn't know that you would stay there....looking at yourself over and over!:innocent: LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah, but I didn't know that you would stay there....looking at yourself over and over!:innocent: LOL

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I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

Hey 2dumb, you think that Crash is upset that we're posting here instead of all over the Forum? Are we depriving him of his "moving the post" fun? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

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So, you admit watching it over and over. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Hey 2dumb, you think that Crash is upset that we're posting here instead of all over the Forum? Are we depriving him of his "moving the post" fun? :innocent:

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I was waiting to see if it confused him, or if he'd move these post to the star wars thread. :innocent: LOL

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Originally Posted by Ken

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

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I wonder what other bodies he has pasted your face onto and hung on the wall ? :innocent: lol

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

I wonder what other bodies he has pasted your face onto and hung on the wall ? :innocent: lol

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I'm thinking maybe that one that you better not post again unless you want Nell to kill you. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I didn't recognise myself the first time around. Then, I said "NO! I can't believe that 2dumb is really that obsessed with me." :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

I wonder what other bodies he has pasted your face onto and hung on the wall ? :innocent: lol

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Originally Posted by Ken

I'm thinking maybe that one that you better not post again unless you want Nell to kill you. :innocent:

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Its probably something like this LOL LOL :innocent: hahahhahah

http://www.gfn.com/sowhatsyourpoint/.../old-spice.jpg

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Originally Posted by Winnie

I'm confused! Dewberries over here are very closely related to Blackberries, and are black. How come yours are red?

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

I dont have a good answer for that other than they may be in the Raspberry family here.

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Winnie....He may not know the difference between dewberries and raspberries. He does live near Ken, which makes him a yankee, you know.:innocent: LOL

(I confess....I didn't know what a dewberry was, so I googled it. All the pictures I saw, looked like blackberries, to me.):blushing:

Heeeey, wait a minute! I wasn't picking on Ken....I was picking on Stargazer!:sneaky2:

You know it's just as well I pop in here from time to time, I would never have seen you answer 2D. I had to do a double check too, because I was confused by Stargazers red Dewberries!:blushing:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Test 1 is complete! Elbow macaroni as a side dish to some grilled salmon.

About an hour ago, I cracked open a 1 lb. package of the (Prince) elbow macaroni I vac-sealed in January of 2001. After a VERY close inspection, I found no evidence of insects whatsoever.

The macaroni appeared near normal - a barely perceptable amount of "shrinkage" was noticable, and the pasta seemed to have become slightly more brittle.

I cooked it al dente and about 5% of the pieces split open lengthwise or broke apart during the boiling process. Next came the taste test (without any sauce) when it when done. There was a barely perceptable degradation in flavor, but I didn't find any significant difference in the texture or "chewiness" of the pasta.

After draining the pasta, I added some butter, parsley, and crushed garlic (and just a dash of salt and black pepper) and again taste tested it.

There was absolutely no discernable difference in taste or texture when the butter sauce was added.

The next time this stuff goes on sale, I'll be vaccuum-sealing a ton of it.

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You were probably just a little nervous.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You were probably just a little nervous.:innocent:

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That makes two of your posts I've reported in 10 minutes. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

That makes two of your posts I've reported in 10 minutes. :sneaky2:

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What...dang it???:sneaky2:
I was trying to give you encouragement. I could have told you that it was ....

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atrophy

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

What...dang it???:sneaky2:
I was trying to give you encouragement. I could have told you that it was ....

http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=atrophy

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That's one problem you'll never have WITH YOUR MOUTH! :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by tipacanoe

Bad wood stove= controlled burn, I'm sure in your job you have heard of it. It just doesn't seem right, you and 2 dumb getting along like club mates from when you were kids. Isn't the vine stuff an invasive species that is taking over lower New England?

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2dumb's girlfriend has been sending me money so that I'll be nice to him. :innocent:

I've walked a few thousand miles through the woods in Southern New England, and I ain't seen anything quite like this. On a better note, we have a load of wild raspberry bushes. If I could only get to them.......... :blushing:

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb's girlfriend has been sending me money so that I'll be nice to him. :innocent:

I've walked a few thousand miles through the woods in Southern New England, and I ain't seen anything quite like this. On a better note, we have a load of wild raspberry bushes. If I could only get to them.......... :blushing:

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That's funny, 'cuz yours is sending it back to me, so that I'll be nice to you. Women....go figure.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

That's funny, 'cuz yours is sending it back to me, so that I'll be nice to you. Women....go figure.:innocent:

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That must be part of the 10% I give my girlfriend from what your girlfriend sends me. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Ticks breathe through spiracles, not their butt.

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Does 2dumb have spiracles? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Does 2dumb have spiracles? :innocent:

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Hey, wait a minute......... I didn't post that here. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

I wonder if Ken celebrates "Shark Week" ?

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I wonder if sharks celebrate "Lawyer Week".:innocent:

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Originally Posted by rudyumans

Somehow I always thought you were more handsome than that

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So does he.:sneaky2: LOL

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Maybe I've just become too jaded living where I do and hearing about someone or other impersonating a police officer, a fire fighter or a sheriff.

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....or a moron. :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495

(Crash!!! :nono: That wasn't an insult, so you can't move my post. :tt2:)

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Originally Posted by Ken

(Crash!!! :nono: That wasn't an insult, so you can't move my post. :tt2:)

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Wanna bet?

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Wanna bet?

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Trying to make me feel right at home, ain't ya'? :sneaky2:

Oh...Oh....I have another one!

Start a "battle of the wits" with a lawyer, that has a genius I.Q......and kick his butt!!!:tongue_smilie: LOL

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh...Oh....I have another one!

Start a "battle of the wits" with a lawyer, that has a genius I.Q......and kick his butt!!!:tongue_smilie: LOL

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So that's where that post went.
I suppose that would be a rush if only there were lawyers with genius IQ. :sneaky2:

Slumming Benesse?

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Originally Posted by Rick

Slumming Benesse?

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Boy, nothing gets by you!

Even the bad part of the forum is my beat. You probably don't want to hang around here too long. There are a lot of undesirables around here.

Just got lost officer...won't happen again.:blushing:
(besides...I was just following a post that got moved from a good neighborhood)

Careful B - It's kind of like......

Come to the light Carol-Ann, come to the light.

See, this post (my dog) just ran away and I went looking for it. And before I knew it, I was in a dark place and couldn't find my way out. Cross my heart and hope you buy that. :)