Well, yes there is. My car needs to be washed and waxed. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
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Well, yes there is. My car needs to be washed and waxed. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Crash, you're trying to kill me, aren't you? :sneaky2:
Pay attention, ya dang yankee lawyer.....you're fallin' behind, again!:innocent:
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Whale Wars
I got stuck for awhile contemplating you having an office :blushing:
LOL....that happens to me, sometimes!:blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin Case
This thread is kinda like... well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLHrk...eature=related
Hahahahahahah Thats Priceless ! (contagious) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by oly
Hey, you old yankee fart....how you doin' today???:innocent:
:gimp:
Limping along slowly and painfully. Tried walking with a cane and fell flat on my face. Twice. :sneaky2: Tried walking with the crutches and did okay. Tried walking without crutches or a cane and fell flat on my face about 5 times. I even taught my self new hyphenated swears!Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Can't carry anything (briefcase) if I'm using crutches. I was prepping for a trial for 4 hours today with 2 other lawyers, and pacing around the conference table (with a bit of pain meds inside :blushing:) helped. First, I have to stand up and stretch the leg by putting pressure against the top of the foot without screaming profanity. Once the muscle stretches, I can hobble very slowly.
Thing is, the leg becomes really stiff if I sit for just 5 minutes. Then, if I stand up, it hurts like hell. But if I keep moving, it loosens up and the pain becomes merely excruciating when I walk.
Thank God for:
1. A great mattress; and
2. Ice bags and ice packs; and
3. A comfortable couch: and
4. Jacuzzi's; and
5. Percodan
I took a perk 2 hours ago. Wonder if it's okay to have a beer now. :innocent:
You Need one of these until it heals :)
http://www.tankchair.com/img/img2.jpg
Little tip....Put one of those swinging cup holders (like they have on boats) on one of your crutches, to carry your beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
What on earth happened to Ken?
He tore the Calf Muscles in his leg , (OUCH!)
Doin' what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin Case
I'm guessin' he fell off his shoes.:innocent: LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQZrC3ljtuM
Kicking the Cat ,,Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
no, He was trying to push a stack of wood shelves with his leg, (backwards),
he was here a little while ago, Said something about taking a percadan and was going to have a beer, So Now , He is probably passed out in the chair with drool running down his chin .:innocent:
:ohmy: :lol:
I am sure he's just doing a dry run for WTSHTF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MT3CihStFQ :blushing:
Temporary?????:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Ahhhhhhhhhh, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah!Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Miss me?:innocent:
Who are you? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
And an especially good picture of 2dumb! :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...illeZoo161.jpg
You, Crashdive, are a cruel man. :sneaky2: You hand me a present, and take it away as soon as I use it. :innocent:
This is the only thread that really messes with my mind any time posts appear from elsewhere out of context. Like something my grandmother (Alzheimers) would set up.
That's why I try to remember to include a quote in my posts. :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Not sure why, But it made me think of George Burns :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
So....were back to the eternal question......Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
.......is the tie crooked, or is it the lawyer?:innocent: LOL
Age.....or waist???:blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
*Snicker, Snicker*Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
...Or height?:innocent:LOL
Age, fat boy. My waist is now a size 34. *smug look*Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Oh, I see. I ask a question and my post gets moved......You call me "fatboy" and that's OK.:sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Of course, Ken likes this version, better.:innocent: LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR6N-O6A1ss
Eeeeeasy, there Ken. You don't have to feel left out, anymore!:blushing:
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/mi...omote-safe-sex
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Originally Posted by Ken
Yeah....
...sure....
.....really.:innocent:
...and you're a "SuperHero", to some.:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmPLIPz6kQ
Pffft! He's not even a breeze on my.....oh, nevermind.:innocent: LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Justin Case
Answer #2Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin Case
No, but I've heard that his butt whistles, when he flies.:innocent: LOL
Why do you always post those links, 2dumb? Are you infatuated with that topic? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit