Yeah but she picks all the poor pitiful animals to stick up for!!:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
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Yeah but she picks all the poor pitiful animals to stick up for!!:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Hah....call me what you want! If I can get all the ladies on my side, Who's the dummy?:smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes
OK....why did I think of Ken and his squirrels, when I saw this? LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf89N1_uz_A
It's always the poor pitiful creatures women feel the need to protect and nurture!! That don't necessarily equate to having them on your side!!! ( Hmmm.... Or does it? maybe you are on to something after all!!)Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
I've actually been trying to figure out why a couple of guys like Ken and Poco have to gang up and bully 2d2k when clearly, he already has himself surrounded.
Sort of gives you a clue about them then doesn't it?
LMAO!!!! That's the best laugh I've had, in a loooong time! :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
(Dang, that was a good one!)
I was just trying to get all three with one shot, how'd I do?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Bulls-eye! Good job! LOL :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
by the way anybody want to fight????? i am ready for the challenger to try and take me on!!!!!!! Don't believe him 2d2k I just feel sorry for 2 people Ken and Poco. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes
Ya done good my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Anybody have a wet paper bag? I'm taking bets, my money is on the bag (The paper one not equus):innocent::clap: I'm Gonna' get it,I'm gonna' get it!! LOL I'm Burying the hatchet...uh,uh I mean the 'hawks!Quote:
Originally Posted by equus
Don't worry Poco - she'll probably never see that you said:
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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes
Did he call her a BAG?!:eek::eek::eek:
Dang, Poco....they threw you right under the bus! LOL:blushing:
I do believe that was Poco - jumping squarely into the middle of the street - laughing and taunting the bus as it approached.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
What do you mean WAS? I'm still here!!! Put some horns on that Bus,give me a Cape and I'll show you some real survival skills!!! That's no Bull!!!Some say there is a fine line between Courage and stupidity!! Y'all are just jealous I beat you to the Punchline!!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! you really are stupid!!!!!!! he is leaving for bed he better hide the hawks. if poco doesn't get on tomorrow don't worry guys he will be back as a ghost I promise!!!!!!!!:smash::innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes
A few thoughts here........Quote:
Originally Posted by equus
1. I love and protect squirrels.
2. Nora is a squirrel.
3. Nora knows who her friends are. :sneaky2:
You've never even seen Nora. Nora is the wind.
There is no CTRL button on Nora's computer because she is always in control.
Nora destroyed the periodic table because she only recognizes the element of surprise.
Nora does not sleep. She waits.
Woooooooo ooooooooo ooooooooooooo ?? What is going on? Why can't I sit in the chair?Quote:
Originally Posted by equus
Yeah Right!!! I just couldn't think up anything more Ghostly to say. I'm more worried about Winnie and she's "across the pond".Sorry Winnie,can you forgive me?
Like I said My boys have got my back(Almost 3 & almost 5). Nothing for me to worry about here. Muahahahahahahahahaha....
Ken has been kinda slack, lately. Do y'all think he's pouting?:innocent:
YOU BLITHERING IDIOT! I've been real busy lately. It's called "in trial."Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Damn, you must adore me, huh, 2dumb? You put my name in letters on the sign in front of your church? Wow! I wrote your name on the inside of my toilet bowl. I was also thinking about ordering a case of those urininal deodorizers with your name on 'em. I'll hire someone to drop 'em in place in various public restrooms.
I know, I know. You miss me, 2dumb, don't ya'? :sneaky2:
Hold on to your shorts, micro-brain. In a few weeks, I'm scheduled to start a trial that could last for over a month unless the other side gets reasonable and we can resolve the damn thing. Try not to hang yourself if I'm not around during the day.
Long trials suck. You have NO LIFE while they're going on. (Makes me understand how you must feel all the time.) The longest trial I've done lasted 8½ weeks. Murder case (axe murder) years ago. :innocent:
Dang, He's here...he's gone....he's here...he's gone....do y'all think he's combing the Internet, looking for something, to get me with????
Oh, I can hardly wait!:sneaky2:
Lizzie Borden?Quote:
The longest trial I've done lasted 8½ weeks. Murder case (axe murder) years ago.
Nooo, but the guy did laugh when he mentioned her name in his videotaped confession. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Phone calls, 2dumb. The damn things never stop. :sneaky2:
Hey look....he posted something! It was weak, but he tried!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
...about the trial....if you need help, making some arguments, let me know....I'd be glad to help! LOL:innocent:
Or I could just ask 'em to shoot the guy. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
I would have to advise against that...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
..unless he's already paid you...in which case....LOL:innocent:
OK....Ken was involved in a trial, and suddenly went missing....for days, now.
Who wants to bet, he got mouthy with the judge, and is now locked up?:clap:
Ken is alive and well.As a matter of fact I had lunch with him Friday.I will say that his truck has more communications gear than any one should ever have to use.I dont think there is anyone in the state of Mass that he cant get in touch with.
Thanks again,Ken for lunch.Once things slow down for you and you can enjoy the jam let me know what you think of it.
Oh sure - only give half of the QC Department samples.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stargazer
Ahhh, September. Labor Day has passed, and every judge in the state wants to start moving trials. I finished one last week, had 3 minor court appearances on Friday followed by a great lunch with Stargazer.Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
When I got back to my office on Friday, I had a message that another of my trials was being called in today - they can give us one day's notice - by 4:00 p.m. - that we are starting a trial the next day. Guess what I was doing all weekend. However, after waiting in court almost all day today, my trial was continued. :sneaky2:
My court and trial schedule is PACKED 'till almost the holidays - unless stuff gets continued.
Not yet......... :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
You're welcome, Stargazer!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stargazer
Hey, everyone! Stargazer is a cheap lunch date - he had a simple tuna salad sandwich, fries, and a soda. I, on the other hand, had a great bowl of octopus stew, marinated pork, a Blue Moon, espresso, and pecan pie. I couldn't get him to try even a cup of the stew, and he actually passed on the pie as well.
As far as the communications gear goes, I'm covered under a very special FCC license for that stuff ..... :innocent:
Somehow, I envision this.....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HN3tigaU1B...usin_vinny.JPG
I actually had one kinda' like that once. I appeared in another state pro hoc vice on a criminal trial. I knew I had a hurdle to overcome when the state's attorney would say "that ain't right" instead of "objection." :innocent:
Tomato, Tomahto....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
..sheez...up-tight yankee.
Ken passed the bar exam. What are the odds? :innocent:
(OK crash, I know this one needs to be moved. LOL)
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Originally Posted by Ken
Watch? Did you mean to say, sun dial? :clap: