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04-10-2010, 10:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:

klik-klak isn't harder to say than 2dumb.:innocent: LOL
04-10-2010, 10:33 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:

BTW, Ken......how bad does it suck, to get kicked out of your own thread???:innocent: LOL
04-12-2010, 12:30 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by oly

Don't show ken's GF that, His ducks are enough.

It's OK....She already has an a$$.:innocent: LOL
04-12-2010, 07:26 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Elizabeth City, NC.

Elizabeth City??? Only two things come from Elizabeth City.............

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/photo...ized/ermey.jpg

........and I don't see any horns on you, 2dumb!
04-13-2010, 05:57 PM
2dumb2kwit

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05:55 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
05:47 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
What are you cooking today and how?

I wish he'd hurry the heck up.

I want to know what's for supper!:tongue_smilie:
04-13-2010, 06:04 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I wish he'd hurry the heck up.

I want to know what's for supper!:tongue_smilie:

Duck breast.

Sorry about the delay. I actually got a call from Verizon Wireless following up on the "dropped call issue" I reported a month ago. :innocent:
04-13-2010, 06:12 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Duck breast.

Sorry about the delay. I actually got a call from Verizon Wireless following up on the "dropped call issue" I reported a month ago. :innocent:

I would have hung up on them, just to be funny.:tongue_smilie:
04-13-2010, 06:16 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I would have hung up on them, just to be funny.:tongue_smilie:

Believe it or not, they can tell the difference between a hang-up and a dropped call.
04-13-2010, 06:24 PM
Justin Case

shoulda dropped your phone then :innocent: what did they tell you ?
04-13-2010, 06:35 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

shoulda dropped your phone then :innocent: what did they tell you ?

That the problem wasn't with their towers. No sh*t. I told 'em it was the phone when I got it replaced. No problems since.
04-13-2010, 08:12 PM
2dumb2kwit

I'm thinkin' this is when B calls me a pig! LOL:innocent:

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08:10 PM BENESSE Replying to Thread
City Public Schools Adopting Uniforms
04-13-2010, 08:16 PM
2dumb2kwit

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08:13 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
08:10 PM BENESSE Replying to Thread
City Public Schools Adopting Uniforms

Hmmm.....It's taking a few minutes. Maybe she's trying to decide whether or not, to call me a pig.:innocent:
04-13-2010, 08:20 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hmmm.....It's taking a few minutes. Maybe she's trying to decide whether or not, to call me a pig.:innocent:

Why, when you took the words right out of my mouth?
04-13-2010, 08:24 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Why, when you took the words right out of my mouth?

Uhhhhh.....'cuz... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjfd4hnE-PI
04-13-2010, 08:28 PM
Justin Case

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Uhhhhh.....'cuz... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjfd4hnE-PI

"ya--------mmmmm hmmmmm ,"
04-14-2010, 08:03 PM
2dumb2kwit

OK...I guess I have to confess, about my dog being spoiled.
He just came in here, sat down, and looked at me, then grunted at me. I got up, to let him out, but he didn't go to the back door........he went to the kitchen. He didn't need to go out. He wanted a treat.:sneaky2:
04-14-2010, 08:08 PM
Justin Case

I wonder what would happen if Ken and 2D made "normal" posts in this thread ? would crash move them out ? passing thought, sorry,,:innocent:
04-14-2010, 08:23 PM
2dumb2kwit

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08:21 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
08:16 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
How to eat well on a food stamp budget: $68.88

Sheez...are you posting, or are you trying one of the recipes?:innocent:
04-14-2010, 08:24 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

I wonder what would happen if Ken and 2D made "normal" posts in this thread ? would crash move them out ? passing thought, sorry,,:innocent:

LOL....I think I've asked that same question.:innocent:
04-14-2010, 08:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Or I could go to the chi-nee place...and get some who-flung-what.:innocent:

Instead of the sum-yung-boi you usually order? :sneaky2:
04-14-2010, 09:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Instead of the sum-yung-boi you usually order? :sneaky2:

I'm not like you. I don't order from that side of the menu.:sneaky2:
04-14-2010, 09:03 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'm not like you. I don't order from that side of the menu.:sneaky2:

It took you a while, but that WAS a good retort. :innocent:
04-14-2010, 09:10 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

It took you a while, but that WAS a good retort. :innocent:

....just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid. (Jake- Sweet Home Alabama):innocent:
04-14-2010, 09:16 PM
erunkiswldrnssurvival

crash is a good man, he my not be a verizon customer,and he doesnt drop the call!
04-14-2010, 09:26 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'm not like you. I don't order from that side of the menu.:sneaky2:

You probably order from the side that serves
Hu Flung Dung.
04-14-2010, 09:31 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

You probably order from the side that serves
Hu Flung Dung.

Well, this isn't up to you normal level, now is it?:innocent:
You havin' a bad day?
04-14-2010, 09:35 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well, this isn't up to you normal level, now is it?:innocent:
You havin' a bad day?

Just inspired to come down to your level.:winkiss:
04-14-2010, 09:35 PM
Ken

The Official 2D2K and Ken Say Nothing Bad About Each Other Thread

Hey 2dumb!

You know how Crash is always moving those things we say to each other to that OTHER thread? :innocent: I've got an idea! :)

Let's use THIS thread to only post positive things. You know, stuff that Crash won't have any reason to move. :innocent:

This way, we can respond to each other in a civil way or even post complimentary things about each other.

Since I can't think of a damned thing that's good to say about you at the moment :sneaky2:, why don't you go first? :)
04-14-2010, 09:37 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Just inspired to come down to your level.:winkiss:

Now that's more like the razor wit, that I'm used to from you.:clap: LOL
04-14-2010, 09:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Hey 2dumb!

You know how Crash is always moving those things we say to each other to that OTHER thread? :innocent: I've got an idea! :)

Let's use THIS thread to only post positive things. You know, stuff that Crash won't have any reason to move. :innocent:

This way, we can respond to each other in a civil way or even post complimentary things about each other.

Since I can't think of a damned thing that's good to say about you at the moment :sneaky2:, why don't you go first? :)

OK.
Ummmm...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
04-14-2010, 09:43 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK.
Ummmm...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Just as I was reading that, Clyde sat next to me and farted, inspiring me to respond with a link to this handy tool:

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
04-14-2010, 09:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

Good thing about Ken......

Good thing about Ken.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFsnZdn1Ho
04-14-2010, 09:45 PM
Ken

Click on "Anus Madness." :innocent:
04-14-2010, 09:50 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Click on "Anus Madness." :innocent:

I'm pretty sure, that noone has ever said that to me, before.:innocent: LOL
04-14-2010, 09:51 PM
Ken

I leave for two lousy minutes to get the dogs inside, and what do I discover? :sneaky2:
04-14-2010, 09:51 PM
2dumb2kwit

Wait......where am I???:innocent:
04-14-2010, 09:52 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I leave for two lousy minutes to get the dogs inside, and what do I discover? :sneaky2:

You stepped in dog poop?:innocent:
04-14-2010, 09:54 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Wait......where am I???:innocent:

We're "back home," 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I guess that's Crash's idea of a "bowel movement." :innocent:
04-14-2010, 09:57 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

We're "back home," 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I guess that's Crash's idea of a "bowel movement." :innocent:

Well, at least I can quit trying to think of something good, to say about you. It was starting to make my head hurt!:tongue_smilie:
04-14-2010, 10:11 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It was starting to make my head hurt!:tongue_smilie:

Probably just gas, 2dumb. :innocent:

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