The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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04-06-2010, 05:02 PM
Justin Case

Ok 2D, what did you do to Ken ? haven't seen him in a couple of days :sneaky2:
04-06-2010, 05:11 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Ok 2D, what did you do to Ken ? haven't seen him in a couple of days :sneaky2:

Wasn't me.:innocent:

Somebody make some ambulance sounds, and he'll probably come running. LOL:smash:
04-07-2010, 07:51 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Ok 2D, what did you do to Ken ? haven't seen him in a couple of days :sneaky2:

Ken's been slammed with work over the past couple of days. :sneaky2:
04-07-2010, 04:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Ken wishes it was $800 a week. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Would you rather save the money and be with her?:sneaky2:

Pfft! He married that prize...then had to spend all that money to get rid of her.......and he calls me dumb.:innocent:
04-08-2010, 03:42 PM
Ken

Think about this........

If we ever had to go cannibal (Sarge, here's your "long-pig" que) 2dumb already comes pre-seasoned with BBQ dry rub. :innocent:
04-08-2010, 05:00 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Winnie

One of the girls has found an entry method into the herb garden, she trashed it this afternoon:mad:...... If she's not careful, she may well have discovered a novel way of flavouring roast chicken! :sneaky2:

Yeah....like Ken feeding garlic to his squirrels.:clap:
04-09-2010, 01:38 PM
2dumb2kwit

Oh, Oh, Oh,........If dingleberryitus kills you off, soon.........can I have all your secret recipes???:tongue_smilie:
04-09-2010, 01:42 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh, Oh, Oh,........If dingleberryitus kills you off, soon.........can I have all your secret recipes???:tongue_smilie:

You mean the 512 recipes I have for clams?
04-09-2010, 01:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You mean the 512 recipes I have for clams?

No.....I mean the good ones.:sneaky2:
04-09-2010, 01:45 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No.....I mean the good ones.:sneaky2:

Maybe. :innocent:
04-09-2010, 02:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

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02:03 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Index
Wilderness Survival Forums
01:53 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
Let's Design a Backpack

It's kinda like Pavlov's dog. There's a ringing sound....then Kens forum activity stops, for a while.:innocent: LOL
04-09-2010, 02:38 PM
2dumb2kwit

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02:37 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online
02:33 PM Ken+ Private Messaging

See.....It happened, again.:innocent:
04-09-2010, 02:54 PM
erunkiswldrnssurvival

Hay, whos that burro in your profile pic 2d 2k? i had a friend who was stuburn as a horse. mabe Ken will help you with "social demeanor when feeding pack animals". forget the backpack!
04-09-2010, 03:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by erunkiswldrnssurvival

Hay, whos that burro in your profile pic 2d 2k? i had a friend who was stuburn as a horse. mabe Ken will help you with "social demeanor when feeding pack animals". forget the backpack!

It's Ken. LOL:innocent:
04-09-2010, 03:05 PM
erunkiswldrnssurvival

ha , ha, good one, i thought ken would pose his hind end in a photo with you sorry my mistake.
04-09-2010, 03:12 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It's Ken. LOL:innocent:

Nice. :sneaky2: I'm PM'ing recipes to 2dumb and he's here bustin' my b@lls.
04-09-2010, 03:14 PM
erunkiswldrnssurvival

no comment.
04-09-2010, 03:21 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Ken

Nice. :sneaky2: I'm PM'ing recipes to 2dumb and he's here bustin' my b@lls.

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Originally Posted by erunkiswldrnssurvival

no comment.

2dumb, did I say 2 pinches of salt in that recipe? Silly me. :blushing: I meant to write 2 POUNDS of salt. :sneaky2:
04-09-2010, 03:37 PM
erunkiswldrnssurvival

yea 2 pounds of salt. (not from the winter salt spreader) 2d 2k, that has sand in it.
04-09-2010, 08:52 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Camp10

Ducks are yummy!

...and Ken's a dummy.:tongue_smilie:
04-09-2010, 08:56 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

...and Ken's a dummy.:tongue_smilie:

"dummy?" :sneaky2: That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!
04-09-2010, 09:06 PM
2dumb2kwit

Dang....I just thought about something.

We joke Ken about being "my cousin vinny".....

..what if his honey looks like Marissa Tomei?:drool:
04-09-2010, 09:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

"dummy?" :sneaky2: That word looks an awful lot like YOUR NAME!

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.:sneaky2:
04-09-2010, 09:16 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Stop dreamin', Ken. You're no me.:sneaky2:

Thank God! :innocent:
04-09-2010, 09:23 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Pal334

When you wrote this line: "We'll see about that." , please share how many miles away she was? Mmmmmm?

LOL....so, who wants to take bets, as to whether Ken ends up eating duck, or crow?:smash:
04-09-2010, 09:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Loads of ways to fix that. Remove the fat before cooking, cut the grease with citrus juice, roast "beer can style"......

If you wanna' get a different sense of what duck can taste like, get yourself to a good Chinese Restaurant and order yourself some Peking Duck.

And then there's Duck L'Orange. :innocent:

Did Ken just say that he's been peeking at some orange ducks?:blushing:
04-09-2010, 09:36 PM
2dumb2kwit

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09:31 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?:innocent:
04-09-2010, 09:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

What the heck are you looking for.....your lost MOJO?:innocent:

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances. :innocent:
04-10-2010, 07:33 AM
2dumb2kwit

Anybody want to bet, that the ducks stay longer than his honey does?:innocent: LOL
04-10-2010, 07:34 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Camp10

I'm with you! They are noisy and dirty.

You talking about ducks, or lawyers?
04-10-2010, 07:42 AM
2dumb2kwit

I'm gonna have to start saving these, until Ken is logged on, and crash isn't.:innocent: LOL
04-10-2010, 07:43 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I had to let the dogs in and dry them off a bit. I believe that they think of me as the waiter, doorman, or towel-boy, depending on the circumstances. :innocent:

LOL...I feel your pain.:blushing:
04-10-2010, 04:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken....I see you just logged on. Are you done playing with the bush's, and painting your pole?:blushing:
04-10-2010, 04:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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04:45 PM Ken+ Searching Forums

Hahaha......Looking for good paint removers....or trying to see what is the best duck food?:innocent:
04-10-2010, 04:54 PM
2dumb2kwit

And just that quick, he's gone again.
I guess he found out what ducks eat, so now he's gone to feed them.:blushing:
04-10-2010, 09:34 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

Several customers were sitting in a barbershop when a kid crosses the street walking toward the shop.

"Hey fellas," said the barber with a smirk. "Here comes the world's dumbest kid. You just watch this."

The barber takes out a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other. The kid walks into the shop, looks at the barber, takes the two quarters and leaves.

"Whad I tell ya?" asked the barber with a laugh.

About an hour later one of the customers passes the boy, who is standing outside a candy shop.

"Say, son, I was at the barbershop this morning when you came in. Why did you take the two quarters and not the dollar?"

The kid turned to the man, "'Cause the minute I take that dollar, the game's over."

Never judge a book by its cover. That's what my momma always said.

How long's 2dumb been cuttin' hair? :innocent:
04-10-2010, 09:58 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

My Sweetie went out and picked up our 2 Ducks this morning while I broke my butt in the garden. :innocent: http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ad.php?t=11513

When she got there, there were 3 little ducks, not 2. Of course, she was worried that the 3rd. one would get lonely all by itself, so now we have 3 ducks.

I was talking to Sarge, :phone: and we were talking about how we name our pets. And then I looked at them ducks...............

There's a black one, a yellow one, and one that's both black and yellow. Nobody has any idea (yet) of what kinda' ducks they are. But they do need names, right? :idea:

The yellow one is really a loud little duck.

The black one just kept diving into this little pool we got for 'em.

The yellow and black one thinks it's the boss.
So............................ :innocent:

The yellow one is named Sarge. :)

The black one is named Crashdive. :)

And the yellow and black one is named Rick. :)

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL
04-10-2010, 10:02 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

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10:00 PM crashdive123+ Moderating

That didn't take long.:sneaky2:
04-10-2010, 10:18 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Phew....dodged a bullet, that time!
I'm sure glad that none of the ducks insulted, or out smarted him!:innocent: LOL

Not quite. All that crap all over the duck-pen and in the duck pool.......... let's just say that we'll be callin' that stuff "2dumb." :sneaky2:

Honey, can you go outside and clean up the "2dumb?" :innocent:

Besides, "2dumb" is easier to pronounce than "klkak." :blushing:
04-10-2010, 10:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

Paralegal..........working for Ken.

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