The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

While it is true that we affectionately still call submarines boats, I do believe that 18,000 tons qualifies as a ship.

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So, the amount of crap, that Ken spews, would be considered a "ship" load?:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You'd better get busy, Ken....I've left you little notes, all over the forum. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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You MORON, all your little notes are right here. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

You MORON, all your little notes are right here. :sneaky2:

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Not all of them, but I think you've seen them all......you ignorant runt!:tongue_smilie:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pffft! A Monte Cristo, is a three slice sammich, too.:sneaky2: LOL

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Did somebody say something? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by jc1234

...Im going to lose my mind...

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Move over and make some room, 2dumb. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I was at a friends house, one day, while he was cleaning some guns. (We had just returned from shooting.) I asked what he was using, and he told me "gas and motor oil.....'bout half and half." That's what his father had taught him to use. It's what his grandfather had used, also.

He was very sloppy with it, and used it to clean inside and out. When he finished, he just wiped the guns off with a semi dry rag.

I wanted to laugh, but I've seen some of his grandfathers guns, that he now has. They are in perfect condition. (Shrug.) :innocent:

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I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I don't believe it. There's no way you can have any friends. :sneaky2:

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Why are you acting surprised? I get along with almost everybody. Heck....I even get along with some yankees!:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

For my next phone, I'm thinking about one of these. LOL

http://www.jitterbug.com/

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2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you! :)

http://unitedheroes.net/phone/stupid_sprint.gif

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb! I've found the perfect cellphone provider for you. They already know all about you! :)

http://unitedheroes.net/phone/stupid_sprint.gif

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Pfft! If they really knew me,they'd Know I'm stupid!:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Wearing his favorite shirt, the one with the arrow pointing up that says "I'm with stupid",

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This one? :innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495
:stupid:

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Big fat lies!
by Ken

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Pretty much says it all.....don't it?!?!:innocent:LOL

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

From My Local Newspaper,

Time to start watching for venomous critters

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I thought this would be a warning about 2dumb's computer being back on-line. :innocent:

*I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*

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Time to start watching for venomous critters

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...used car salesmen, politicians, lawyers,....

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Originally Posted by Ken

*I waited for Crash to log-off before I posted this*

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Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Good survival tactic......Do what you can, to extend shelf life. LOL:tongue_smilie:

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Hey 2dumb!

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...-high-five.jpg

He's back. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Hey 2dumb!

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...-high-five.jpg

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How did you know the actual size of my hand?:blushing:

(Now watch him go back, and shrink the picture.):sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

How did you know the actual size of my hand?:blushing:

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I naturally assumed it would be inversely proportional to your brain. :sneaky2:

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...osion-Fire.jpg

I almost posted that once, Justin. And then I remember them danged ban buttons.......... :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I naturally assumed it would be inversely proportional to your brain. :sneaky2:

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You're just mad, because you have to walk around drinking those 6.5 oz. bottles of Coke, so if someone takes a picture, you'll look normal sized.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I almost posted that once, Justin. And then I remember them danged ban buttons.......... :innocent:

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I am looking at this from my window right now, ;) (this is a better angle though)

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/12978


http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attra...schoeneman.jpg

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You're just mad, because you have to walk around drinking those 6.5 oz. bottles of Coke, so if someone takes a picture, you'll look normal sized.:innocent:

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The only thing you've ever done with 6.5 oz. of Coke is to snort it. That's how come your brain is in such bad shape, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

I am looking at this from my window right now, ;) (this is a better angle though)

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/12978

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That's God's way of announcing 2dumb's I.Q. to the world. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

The only thing you've ever done with 6.5 oz. of Coke is to snort it. That's how come your brain is in such bad shape, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

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Do I need to remind you of the buffalo theory?:tongue_smilie:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Do I need to remind you of the buffalo theory?:tongue_smilie:

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:no: Thanks anyway.

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Originally Posted by Ken

The only thing you've ever done with 6.5 oz. of Coke is to snort it. That's how come your brain is in such bad shape, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

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I'm not a drug user, so you'll have to excuse me for being a little slow...but if I had that kind of entertainment budget, I sure could buy some cool toys!!!

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'm not a drug user, so you'll have to excuse me for being a little slow...but if I had that kind of entertainment budget, I sure could buy some cool toys!!!

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2dumb, you MORON........... once again you fail to understand.

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/p...ingCoke001.jpg

Hey guys.....Ken has wanted to fit in with the cool guys, for a long time. He has decided that his way in, is through drifting. Heres a video of him trying. (He's the second part of the vid.):blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4xRxsgLj_A

No way, 2dumb. My bike looks like THIS! :sneaky2:

http://www.bmxnonstop.com/oldschool/images/deluxe.gif

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Originally Posted by Ken

No way, 2dumb. My bike looks like THIS! :sneaky2:

http://www.bmxnonstop.com/oldschool/images/deluxe.gif

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Cool!!!
I was thinking about one of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byemt...eature=related

somebody told me this was Ken,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bptip9DCjEw

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

I Believe ...
That just because two people argue,
It doesn't mean they don't love each other.

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I agrue with 2dumb all the time. I don't hate him! :) I just want to see him get BANNED! :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

strange

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Whoops! I thought this would be 2dumb announcing the publication of his autobiography. :blushing:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Update;
Chili has been simmering for about an hour and a half. It's a little sweet, for my taste. I'm thinking about adding a splash of apple cider vinegar.

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Try adding some puppy sh*t. Let me know how you like it. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Try adding some puppy sh*t. Let me know how you like it. :sneaky2:

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I'm not making yankee chili.:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by welderguy

See I try and defend ya to Ken but then ya go and do something like this. :online2long:

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Yeah.....But un-like Ken, I was man enough to admit to my mistake.:innocent: LOL

Man. I actually had that bike in purple. Banana seat, racing slick and all. Add a couple of baseball cards to the spokes and you would be as nifty as a fudge cicle on an August day.

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Originally Posted by Rick

Man. I actually had that bike in purple. Banana seat, racing slick and all. Add a couple of baseball cards to the spokes and you would be as nifty as a fudge cicle on an August day.

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Those stingray's are worth a pretty penny these days,,,, especially the ones with the stick shifter .

http://motorbicycling.com/attachment...2b6ae41824.jpg

They stopped making them because kids were getting seriously hurt on them, (for obvious reasons)

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Originally Posted by Rick

I believe when a really good friend
does you wrong
You should kill them
as painlessly as possible.

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2dumb and I are really good friends! :) I just read some of the things he posted about me today. :innocent:

Rick, do you suggest any particular method? :sneaky2: