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03-04-2010, 08:18 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey...over there, if someone needs insultin', and you insult 'em.....does that post get moved somewhere else?:innocent:

Why don't YOU hang around THERE and find out for yourself, 2dumb! :sneaky2:
03-04-2010, 08:19 PM
2dumb2kwit

Well,,,,on the bright side, I guess gettin' sent to your room is better than not having a room.:innocent:
03-04-2010, 08:19 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

How in the heck? Did I get over here! The mods ain't playin' fair!

You got sucked up in the vortex.
03-04-2010, 08:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Why don't YOU hang around THERE and find out for yourself, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

'Cuz their Ken isn't a yankee lawyer.:clap:
03-04-2010, 08:42 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

'Cuz their Ken isn't a yankee lawyer.:clap:

Aww, 2dumb, you make me feel like ................ like ................. like ..................like you're a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe! :sneaky2:
03-04-2010, 08:49 PM
oly

Did the song writer write this?:sneaky2: this just dont seem right to me. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZjOEk4-dI
03-04-2010, 08:50 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Aww, 2dumb, you make me feel like ................ like ................. like ..................like you're a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe! :sneaky2:

It's OK, Ken....we know that you're special.:innocent:
03-04-2010, 08:56 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It's OK, Ken....we know that you're special.:innocent:

That's the "motivational poster" you have hanging on your bedroom wall, isn't it, 2dumb? :innocent: Thanks for sharing! :clap:
03-04-2010, 09:03 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by oly

Did the song writer write this?:sneaky2: this just dont seem right to me. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZjOEk4-dI

It's mind bending, but the dude does have talent! LOL:clap:
03-04-2010, 09:05 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

That's the "motivational poster" you have hanging on your bedroom wall, isn't it, 2dumb? :innocent: Thanks for sharing! :clap:

No, but at one time, I thought about hanging some mirrors in my race shop, so I would feel like I had a crew. LOL:innocent:
03-04-2010, 09:09 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by oly

Did the song writer write this?:sneaky2: this just dont seem right to me. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-ZjOEk4-dI

The next "Boy George?" :innocent:
03-04-2010, 09:10 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No, but at one time, I thought about hanging some mirrors in my race shop, so I would feel like I had a crew. LOL:innocent:

I'll bet you already have several in your bathroom, so you can feel like you have an audience. :innocent:
03-04-2010, 09:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I'll bet you already have several in your bathroom, so you can feel like you have an audience. :innocent:

Nope...I took those down. Something was wrong with them. Every time I got out of the shower, those dang things showed a picture of some fat guy.:blushing:
03-04-2010, 09:34 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nope...I took those dowm. Something was wrong with them. Every time I got out of the shower, those dang things showed a picture of some fat guy.:blushing:

???? Rick, was in YOUR bathroom???? :innocent:
03-05-2010, 04:42 PM
Ken

2dumb's posts put me to sleep, too.
03-07-2010, 12:34 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You mean like....large blue boobies? LOL:clap:

Or just "two boobs?" http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495
03-07-2010, 12:38 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Honestly, are there some mornings when you wake up and the first thought that comes to your defective little mind is, "boy, this will be a great day to try to pizz Ken off?" :sneaky2:

Try?
Nope. That thought hasn't crossed my mind, at all.
03-07-2010, 12:41 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Try?
Nope. That thought hasn't crossed my mind, at all.

Go back to bed, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
03-07-2010, 12:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Or just "two boobs?" http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ine=1251850495

LOL...I gotta take a break from messing with you, to ask this question.

How many hits do you think this forum has had, from people looking for something to do with a "pink thong"?!?! LOL:clap:
03-09-2010, 09:16 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

That's nuthin. :sneaky2: You shoulda' seen me fly off some icy steps about a year back. :innocent:

LOL...I'd have paid good money, to see that!:tongue_smilie:
03-09-2010, 09:21 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

The numbers just don't add up. In order for a viable breeding population to exist in the U.S. there would have to be a LOT of 'em. They would have been hit by cars or have been shot long before now. There's hardly any area that doesn't lay claim to some type of animal. The Jersey Devil, The Big Muddy Monster, et. al.

It's my professional opinion that each of the entities exist in a separate physical plane and can only be seen when your mind is generously lubricated with grain alcohol. This special lubrication allows these "animals" to slip into the current plane just long enough for a confirmed "Holy sh*t!", a "No sh*t, I seen it." or a "What the sh*t is that?!". These utterances have led researchers to speculate that feces may be necessary to use along with grain alcohol but no definitive studies have been undertaken to confirm that hypothesis.

So, for Ken to exist......does that mean that there is a breeding population of Kens, out there?:alien:
03-09-2010, 09:25 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So, for Ken to exist......does that mean that there is a breeding population of Kens, out there?:alien:

Here's 2dumb, folks. He's beggin' for ANOTHER intellectual whoopin' from Ken. :sneaky2:
03-09-2010, 09:27 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Here's 2dumb, folks. He's beggin' for ANOTHER intellectual whoopin' from Ken. :sneaky2:

Another???
I don't remember getting a first one. Maybe you could point it out, for me.:tongue_smilie:
03-09-2010, 09:28 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL...I'd have paid good money, to see that!:tongue_smilie:

I would have paid BIGGER money if I could have landed on your head. :sneaky2:
03-09-2010, 09:33 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Another???
I don't remember getting a first one. Maybe you could point it out, for me.:tongue_smilie:

How could you remember, 2dumb? You don't have the necessary "resources." Memory and brain capacity tend to be related. :innocent:
03-09-2010, 09:39 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I would have paid BIGGER money if I could have landed on your head. :sneaky2:

Why? Isn't your own head up your arse, enough?:innocent:
03-09-2010, 09:41 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Why? Isn't your own head up your arse, enough?:innocent:

I was thinking more in terms of the fact that yours is filled with air to better cushion a fall. :)
03-09-2010, 09:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I was thinking more in terms of the fact that yours is filled with air to better cushion a fall. :)

Ohhhhh....so it would be easier on your dingleberryitus.:smash:
03-10-2010, 08:37 AM
BENESSE

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.:)
Now all we need is some fart noises to complete the experience.
03-10-2010, 08:57 AM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.:)
Now all we need is some fart noises to complete the experience.

Here ya go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIZU_NZRfjA
03-10-2010, 08:58 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Thanks guys, for helping me relive third grade.

The best 4 years of your life, weren't they? :innocent:
03-10-2010, 09:23 AM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

The best 4 years of your life, weren't they? :innocent:

But for you it's Groundhog Day every day.
03-11-2010, 12:02 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boker

http://reloadbench.com/pdf.html

For those that are too cheap to buy preprinted. :innocent:

Although, with the price of printer ink, might be better to print off at work....:blushing:

Thanks! Now I can cancel that order for 1,000 copies of 2dumb's avatar. :innocent:
03-11-2010, 06:30 PM
Ken

Oh crap, does this "legitimize" 2dumb's membership here? :innocent:

*Grumble* I guess this is just something else I'll have to tolerate......... :sneaky2:

Thanks for serving, 2dumb!

(Nell, 2dumb was a GREAT choice! :) Just please don't tell that MORON I said so, okay? :innocent:)
03-11-2010, 06:35 PM
2dumb2kwit

Thanks.....It's an honor, to be chosen.
The first thing I though of, was that maybe we can all chip in, and send Ken a clue!:tongue_smilie: LOL
03-11-2010, 06:38 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Oh crap, does this "legitimize" 2dumb's membership here? :innocent:

*Grumble* I guess this is just something else I'll have to tolerate......... :sneaky2:

Thanks for serving, 2dumb!

(Nell, 2dumb was a GREAT choice! :) Just please don't tell that MORON I said so, okay? :innocent:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Thanks.....It's an honor, to be chosen.
The first thing I though of, was that maybe we can all chip in, and send Ken a clue!:tongue_smilie: LOL

I figured it wouldn't take.:boxer:
03-11-2010, 08:52 PM
Rick

It's like trying to stick to North poles of a magnet together. Can't be done.
03-12-2010, 09:37 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

08:33 PM Ken+ Creating Thread
General Chat

Well, it's about time you showed up!
The short bus running late, tonight?:sneaky2:
03-12-2010, 09:50 PM
erunkiswldrnssurvival

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Originally Posted by Ken

Gee, Crash, I appreciate that. The only question I have is what to do when 2dumb starts up in yet ANOTHER thread. :sneaky2:

You know how he always goes off topic and hijacks a thread as soon as he logs-in, and immediately begins posting dumb things about me in every thread, right? He can be sooooo disruptive to the forum. :sneaky2:

As you know, I always try to ignore him and stay on-topic myself, but it's hard. Really hard. So, should I just ignore him when he goes off topic? Like his family and acquaintances do?

Maybe it would just be easier if you BANNED HIM………….

that old pistola (with the barrel that points backward) didnt work , when 2d2k pulled the trigger , he missed.
03-13-2010, 07:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

I'm sure Ken will be more than happy to send you some after he has finished processing it.:innocent:

Ken....lets see if he moves his own post.:sneaky2: LOL

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