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02-28-2010, 03:19 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Probably to get to a county, that you're not allowed in.:innocent:

Why do they allow you access to a computer? Doesn't that violate your terms of probation? :sneaky2:
02-28-2010, 03:22 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Small women are are sexy. :clap:

Small men are....well....small men.:innocent:

Unlike the things I've heard about you, 2dumb, I'm large in the areas that count, both above the shoulders and below the belt. :sneaky2:
02-28-2010, 03:25 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

No rush my friend. We'll just hound you to death if you don't.

We oughta' practice first. I know! Let's hound 2dumb to death! :)
02-28-2010, 03:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Unlike the things I've heard about you, 2dumb, I'm large in the areas that count, both above the shoulders and below the belt. :sneaky2:

Well....you must be talking about ears and kneecaps then.:sneaky2:
02-28-2010, 03:26 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well....you must be talking about ears and kneecaps then.:sneaky2:

GREAT COMEBACK, 2dumb! :clap:

Take a bow for the audience!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_U6Owqcqdrt...umb3083579.jpg
02-28-2010, 05:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Finally.....Ken's got a pair.

I'm glad to see that Ken finally has a pair of green dingleberries.:innocent:
Congrats Ken!!!
03-01-2010, 03:20 PM
Ken

- Virologist/Bacteriologist
RangerXanatos? You work in a lab, don't ya'?

- Someone in the medical field
AdventureDoc

- Housewife
Rick

- Pairs (any two people in some way connected to each other)
2dumb's lips and my butt count?

- Electronics Engineer
Chief Electronics Technician (Submarines) Retired?

- Mechanical Engineer
finallyme
03-01-2010, 03:31 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by tks90046

Please include your name, contact #, photo and why you would be a great fit for The Colony!

Does that mean that 2dumb is disqualified simply because he's butt-ugly? :sneaky2:
03-01-2010, 03:42 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh, oh, oh....how about Rick and crash, for the pair???:clap: LOL

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...1&d=1267472234

Flaming TWO mods at once. That should be enough to get you BANNED, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

I hope, I hope, I hope! :innocent:
03-01-2010, 05:13 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Is that your girlfriend and you?

Can't be. She won't let him sleep in the house. :innocent:
03-01-2010, 08:22 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin Case

Now I'm Cornfused ?????????

Just let us know what you're confused about.....Ken likes typing detailed explanations.:innocent:
03-01-2010, 08:23 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin Case

Now I'm Cornfused ?????????

Ask 2dumb to explain it. :innocent:
03-01-2010, 10:00 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Thinning the herd, one dumba$$ at the time.

2dumb! Outta' the dugout, boy! You're on deck! :sneaky2:
03-01-2010, 10:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb! Outta' the dugout, boy! You're on deck! :sneaky2:

Send me in coach, I'm ready........wait.....what?:blushing:
03-01-2010, 10:27 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You have to understand......they're yankees.:blushing::innocent:

Okay, 2dumb. Why don't you take a stroll through Dorchester. Stop in any bar. Call the patrons yankees. Just dial 911 first. :innocent:
03-01-2010, 10:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, 2dumb. Why don't you take a stroll through Dorkchester. Stop in any bar. Call the patrons yankees. Just dial 911 first. :innocent:

(Snicker, snicker) Who the heck named a town "dorkchester"? LOL:innocent:
03-02-2010, 12:02 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stargazer

I am now to be know as Snooty ChickenSniffer the :ladysman:

No matter what he says, 2dumb will always be a Sleezy Potty-Sniffer as far as I'm concerned. :sneaky2:
03-02-2010, 12:26 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stargazer

You quote me then get a jab into 2d.Smooth:cool2:

Camouflage. Trying to hide some of this stuff from Crash. :innocent:
03-02-2010, 01:24 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by Ken

Camouflage. Trying to hide some of this stuff from Crash. :innocent:

How's that working out?
03-02-2010, 01:25 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

How's that working out?

Delaying tactic? :innocent:
03-02-2010, 01:35 PM
Stargazer

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, 2dumb. Why don't you take a stroll through Dorchester. Stop in any bar. Call the patrons yankees. Just dial 911 first. :innocent:

Don't do it 2d.I saw a man with a small hole between his eyes and a large one on the back of his skull there.And he was on the opposite side of the street from the police station.
03-02-2010, 04:27 PM
Ken

Hey Crashdive!
Look at all the new threads!
We're getting invaded by spammers!
Please STOP THEM NOW!

*Now, to get back to business here.......* :innocent:

As Director of Quality Control, I hereby assign the task of "testing" this switch to 2dumb.

Since I believe in "blind tests," will someone please blindfold 2dumb?

http://www.emofaces.com/en/smilies/b...lded-smile.gif

:innocent: http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:F..._width_110.jpg
03-02-2010, 04:40 PM
Ken

:sneaky2: And the Forums burned while Nero fiddled.
03-02-2010, 05:05 PM
Ken

That switch?

How do you think 2dumb goes from AC to DC? :sneaky2:
03-02-2010, 05:41 PM
Ken

Crashdive? Ain't you due for a vacation somewhere with no computers? :innocent:
03-02-2010, 10:00 PM
2dumb2kwit

Wow! Ken, you have a lot of post, in this thread today! LOL:innocent:
03-02-2010, 10:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by huntermj

+
My honey and her daughter are watching some program called American Idol, I think, on TV
Is it the tv or the voices?

I wonder if all the voices in Kens head, have yankee accents.:innocent:
03-04-2010, 02:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Can't eat nuts, Reb. For the time being, anyway. :innocent:

Tonight is gonna' be Shrimp Scampi. A couple of pounds of those 31 - 40 size Shrimp. Butter, Garlic, EVO, Garlic, a Splash of White Wine, Garlic, some Chopped Onions, Garlic, some Spices (a little Basil, Parsley, and Oregano), Garlic, and the 2 pounds of them Shrimp tossed in for 2 or 3 minutes at most.

Served over spaghetti length Zita cooked al dente with a splash of EVO (to prevent sticking) and some Garlic. :innocent:

I'm not sure what everyone else here will be eating tonight. :blushing:

I'm also not exactly sure which room I'll be sleeping in tonight, either. :blushing:

OK...help us poor dumb cooks. Who the heck is Al Dente, and what does he have to do with sketti?:blushing:
03-04-2010, 02:54 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK...help us poor dumb cooks. Who the heck is Al Dente, and what does he have to do with sketti?:blushing:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...26tbs%3Disch:1

It's in Italian, 2dumb.
03-04-2010, 03:03 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

It's in Italian, 2dumb.

Yeah, so he's Italian.....you still didn't answer the questions.:sneaky2: LOL
03-04-2010, 03:04 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah, so he's Italian.....you still didn't answer the questions.:sneaky2: LOL

So did you watch the video, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
03-04-2010, 03:11 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Then I got to thinking...(I know, I Know), what if I combine the two?:innocent:
Make the filling for the pot pie, but instead of putting it in a pie crust, just add dumplin's to it.

What do y'all think?

Very original, 2dumb! :innocent:

http://southernfood.about.com/od/chi...r/bl50816c.htm
03-04-2010, 04:32 PM
Ken

This post éshouldn't be moved. It should be DELETED! :sneaky2:

And the guy who posted it should be BANNED! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
03-04-2010, 07:42 PM
crashdive123

Hmmmm. Interesting thought Ken. Are you sure?
03-04-2010, 07:44 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Hmmmm. Interesting thought Ken. Are you sure?

:sneaky2: http://web.worldbank.org/WBSITE/EXTE...593304,00.html
03-04-2010, 07:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

I'll take information and good people wherever I find either! WSF is home for me. The pink things are in your head Ken! You really should get help for that!

Actually....crash says that Ken keeps his pink things in his "delicates" drawer.:blushing:
03-04-2010, 08:12 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

Well yeah that was really neat but the best part was there were no lawyers that have fantasies about men in pink...

LOL....As you can see, when I say stuff like that, it gets moved.:blushing:
03-04-2010, 08:13 PM
COWBOYSURVIVAL

I did notice Roar-K is on and has completely avoided this thread....hmmm!
03-04-2010, 08:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL....As you can see, when I say stuff like that, it gets moved.:blushing:

Hey...over there, if someone needs insultin', and you insult 'em.....does that post get moved somewhere else?:innocent:
03-04-2010, 08:17 PM
COWBOYSURVIVAL

How in the heck? Did I get over here! The mods ain't playin' fair!

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