Its so they can wake up 10 minutes later.Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
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Its so they can wake up 10 minutes later.Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Guys that are clueless and fail to acknowledge and/or practice the mandatory urinal spacing rule.
Same sex bathrooms. That is so wrong on so many levels.
Yes, always leave an empty urinal between you and the next guy and if every other one is already in use look to the stalls. Only after these options are....wait, you dont like same sex bathrooms? I think coed would change the whole urinal spacing thing.:blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
It's complicated enough already. Then you have to throw in the boy, girl, space continuum and it would take a mainframe computer to do the calculations.
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
Rude people period. Young "men" with their pants at 1/2 mast. The "Expert" on anything. Armchair warriors. Being politically correct. Best quit before I write a book.
People that don't follow through on what they say they will do.
House guests who tell you when they're arriving but not when they're leaving.
Well, I'm an expert at folks wearing their drawers at half mast. Been doing it for years. I wear the same size pants I wore in the 8th grade. I just wear them a lot lower.
I'll finish this up sometime. Benesse, I should be there shortly.
Don't worry, B.....he'll leave as soon as he figures out that you don't have any bacon. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick
No bacon, no twinkies...lots of sardines, hot sauce & wine/Red Stripe.
Chilled watermelon, just for the axing.
http://www.portlandmercury.com/image...gherhammer.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Another perennial peeve: people who are always late and more than 10 minutes. Supreme rudeness and disregard for other people's time.
When it's friends, I tell them in advance that I'm leaving after 10 minutes, and I have.
I've been stopped, half way down the driveway, by my other half yelling from the front door........Hey, if we agree that we are going to leave at a specific time, that's what I expect. LOL:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Here's another:
People who can't order a single meal without going into 20 questions about how it's prepared and finally, if they can substitute x for y. Just order the damn thing and stop torturing the wait person and holding the table hostage.
Or people who wan to share everything. Again, with good friends, I'll announce that I know what I want and I'm not sharing. With people I don't know well, I'll go along to get along.
crotch grabbin, nose picken, spitten, pharten arse holes. Didn't your momma teach ya or, was she trash like you? friggin moron....
Mom tried but you are what you are I guess. Ooh. Got an itch.
People who don't know how to have a conversation--you know, give and take, back and forth.
No, they have a long monologue. They don't ask any questions, they just want to say their piece no matter how loooong it takes. You just sit there, nod your head, start going mentally through your grocery list and fall asleep with your eyes open.
If you're single and doing this, stop, or you'll be single forever. If you're married and doing this, stop, or you won't be married for long. Or your other half will kill you in your sleep.
Hey, you shouldn't have started a thread if you didn't want to know.
Man! A guy can't get a word in edge wise with you!
Then there are people who don't talk much at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
You gotta do all the work to keep the conversation going. Or you'll be sitting there checking out the ceiling, your nails, picking off lint from your sweater or just staring at your drink.
Look, basically, at the end of the day, sort of, the optics and the narrative...
...spell out, people are fast becoming illiterate, inarticulate and lazy in expressing themselves. Media, politicians, experts and professionals, using filler words and cliches every time they open their mouth. Cant's answer a question without beginning with "Look" or using "Basically" every third word. Or "Sort of" when they can't commit to cogent point.
I honestly think it's worse than ever and it's driving me around the bend.
"Seriously?......
Essentially, you are correct.
But there are so many opinions on that we find it impossible to say there is one correct answer.
One of my pet peeves along the same line is use of the "passive voice". Use of a sentence with no subject so that blame can not be focused in anyone.
Deeds were done
Things were said
Overtures were made
That is only surpassed by giving inanimate objects powers beyond their capacity.
The Pentagon said
polls tell us
according to the latest statistics
gun violence
Har, Har! Some are using "essentially" thinking they'll confuse us into thinking it's different from "basically".Quote:
Originally Posted by hunter63
"Essentially" use to amaze and confuse you has been around a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Was on a team the was purchasing software for our inventory and production control.
Each sales team had "Mr.Slick, Head sales guy, ..Tweed engineer, designer and programmer, ...and the Chick, eye candy.....
As we were interviewing and watch the presentations, every sale team was "essentially" the same.....and use "essentially' so many times....we would sit there, keep track of how many times it was used....and using it as a scoring medium.
We went with the product from the team that didn't BS us and didn't use the "amaze and confuse" buzz word de jour.
Seriously.....LOL
A "brilliant" insight from (could be anyone), but no surprise, Hillary".
At the end of the day, what matters most is moving the country forward.
What a relief to finally know what mattered most.
Well jeeze Louise. Someone needs to explain plate tectonics to her. Followed closely by balanced budget, followed closely by Constitutional rights. Followed closely by keeping top secret stuff secret, Followed closely by not killing ambassadors. Followed closely by...well, you get the picture. Can you say, "out of touch with reality?" I knew you could.
Or as Jimmy Fallon once said......after the close call/draw in Iowa....
Hillary as seen yelling down into the volcano......
"We had a deal............."
This begs the question: what matters most at noon? How about first thing in the morning?
The Constitution is probably on the agenda first thing in the morning. I'm really hopeful that a nooner for Hillary is a nap. Yeah, the thought of that could put you off food for a while.
What? You don't like cankles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Wow. I had to look that up. There's a minute and a half of my life I'll never get back.
Bhohahahaha....Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Don't do that when I have a Brewski going.......
I dislike men who complain about their wives like they've been given a life sentence....outside of a genuinely bad marriage, I'm sorry, did you get married by accident? Did a priest, preacher, rabbi, imam or judge appear in your living room with paperwork and refuse to let you have the TV remote until you signed it?
Well, some guys do sober up the next morning.
You forgot Daddy with a 12ga.......
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Originally Posted by hunter63
Yeah, but how many men who complain about their wives were the product of a shotgun marriage versus how many are being twerps?
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Originally Posted by tundrabadger
That's a good point.
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