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Taste like chicken... lol...
I'll give you tears next from laughing at these posts!
Wahtever Rick,you fix his lunch LMAO!
Yeah I'm hungry, fix me lunch, no fish or shrooms.
LOL dont worry the stew is almost done,even I wouldn't make you suffer through Ricks sooking:eek:
Thank you, and i do feel better although tired, hot, and hungry.
Egads!! He bleeds green slime!!!!!!!! Where is Scwartnegger when we need him?
Beo,ummm you kind of morphed there dude!!!!So glad I didnt wake up in the morning and find you looking like that! oh by the way.you sleep on the couch,I'm taking the bed in the bedroom.
Naw that aint slime, its the stuff in side a chemlite.
I sleep naked nell, and I sleep walk :D lol.... go to sleep if ya wanna;)
LMAO!!!!!!!TRAX WHERE ARE YOU??????Beo,you look like a big bug arent you already naked??LOL
Will be in a second... (bow chicky wow wow)
Oh no.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Beowulf65
So Arnold shot a chemlight. Well, that explains the goop.
That's right girl take it, yeah take that plate of garbage Rick calls food outta here, it stinks, what is that corndogs?
Dont worry Beo,he isnt even here ,last I heard he was holed up at his homestead,are you feeling better now? or do you need more medicine?
Maybe a bit more then I'll be good. Thanks for everything Nell, whats our next move.
If we dont hear from Trax soon,I guess we stay here for a bit,we have elecricity,water and food here,may take one of the horses into town and see if there is anything we can use there,if you are up to it,you can come too,would like to try to head on up to Canada,but was kind of waiting on Trax to find out where would be a good place to meet up,but afraid something has happened to him.What do you think?
With all this zit poppin, farting and pee drinkin ... sure am glad I'm in Florida. Just wish I could have gotten the diesel running on the tug.
Beo has no manners. Did we mention that? You'd think he spent all his time in the back country living like some fur trapper.
Things are beginning to work pretty smooth around here. The two families that happened by have moved into a couple of the houses near me and we've been working on gathering wood for their fireplaces as well as scounging food. It's pretty nice to have my house back but those kids were sure nice to have around. I'm beginning to think we might make it through this after all.
If everything is still the same and only the humans are affected/gone/displaced...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
step 1) food/water/shelter, you know, basics. This should be easy as you will have more than a couple year's worth of supplies you can scavenge from the supermarket (canned, no perishable) and your home with act as a decent enough shelter for the rest of your life. Water will need to be purified as noone is at the wastewater plant cleaning your pond scrapings.
step 2) Enjoy the freedom. Light a bag of poop on your neighbor's doorstep, steal wings from the Hooters downtown, piss on a police cruiser, set up your rec room in the grandest, most ostentatious courtroom in town.
step 3) ... profit?
Honestly unless I'm playing in a mineshaft and come up to see the world has reverted back 2000 years, anyone could survive the rest of their days comfortably with the remains of human civilization. Now, change the scenario to 3 generations from teotw and that'll be a fun discussion.
oh,
step 4) guns. Keep roving rednecks from stealing from my jeep.
I suppose my solution is simpler than most because I'll be a hermit. Sick of people anyway. I'll be like a male bear; solitary, rugged, powerful, seeking others only to mate, then retreating back to my courtroom rec room. :D
Mitch, psssst, come here. (whispers) Do you know how many cops are on this forum. Don't want to be peein' on the cruiser. They might just be inside the store looting stuff and then when they come out and catch you with your pants down, where you gonna be? (shakes his head slowly). Got to come up with a new plan.
I'm going to take one day and drill open safe deposit boxes just because I can! Ride through town in a fire engine with the siren blaring and loot the liquor store of all the good stuff. Food? I don't need no sticking food.
Hey,is anyone still out there???
Oh, man. Sweet way to go. With twinkie. Thanks!
ah yea well at least you didnt get kicked in the head...:(,LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Yeah, I did and a cut femoral to boot. But I had that twinkie goin' for me. That's why there was a smile on face.
I'd have a smile on my face too if I had a twinkie,LMAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Nah..not mad at Trax,he'll share the beer:DQuote:
Originally Posted by hopeak
i love home brewing, if i can get some carrier pigeons into a good exercise regimen i'll send some over to y'all.
Niice!! thanks canid!Quote:
Originally Posted by canid
died with a twinkie in his mouth ha i knew i liked ya canid that just reenforces it, of course my wife wonder why i'm such a wise acre well maybe i heard it at work and on this forum all the time hhmmm
hey, that's pretty accurate.Quote:
if the first letter of your form name starts with "A" through "K" you are now unemployed
i read the stard and watched the 4 stand movies lol. i go to my friend tylers house (if hes alredy dead) take his .50BMG , .308 British , a few of his M-15's maby his M-60 or M-4, a few dozen of his .22's , maby 10 or 20 of his pistols, his rocket launcher (he seriousily has a real working one) all his C4 , nitroglycerine , RDX , and nerve gas , a few of his claymores, his grenades , his flamethrower, his night vision goggles (mine suck) his better knives , maby some of his extreme weather cloths , his survival rations , his 4x4 , his armored travel trailer (pulled by the the 4x4) then i go to canadian tire take a generator and some solar panels/inverters, and i rig up a satelite on the trailer so i can get internet from where ever (even if the networks are down you can access the satellites directially if you reprogram your internet protocols) and i pick up some seed (incase i wana start a farm later)
bloody hell that would be fun lol
testing one two three one two three, is thing working hello it seems i'm in the twilight zone how do i get back to reality there fidy cent
Dude tell your parents the meds are not working for ya. Don't answer the door it's the Feds do you know what you just confessed to? If you were in the real world you would be in big trouble young man, and Bubba and Leroy in the cell with you will be real and they will not be any more impressed with your fantasies then I am. Congrats on inventing a new caliber 308 British? OK how are you going to start a farm that would involve work , real work not behind a key board, Armored travel trailer, .50 BMG Oh my god you are a funny little guy, Five min at BCT would wreck you.Quote:
Originally Posted by marcraft
You should give up the 420, Marcraft. It's starting to affect your brain.
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