Frankly, if I were Ken I'd be insulted. You guys are just not trying hard enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
He said (I think) b r i n g - i t -o n ... and this is all you've got?!
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Frankly, if I were Ken I'd be insulted. You guys are just not trying hard enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
He said (I think) b r i n g - i t -o n ... and this is all you've got?!
Ya know, if we can't interest the Discovery channel in using this group for a Survival thingie, maybe we can sell it as a series to the comedy channel! :innocent:
What a coincidence, BENESSE! That's exactly what ALL THE WOMEN ask those guys! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
It's like this, we're trying to insult a LAWYER! Insults are usually fabrications, we're too close to the truth! :innocent::innocent::innocent::innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Now that was cold....but good! :thumbup1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
or at least that's what he wants to think. Having never gotten close enough to a woman to find out for himself, he's trying to admit hearsayQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
(He's literally never gotten close enough, his waist gets in the way every time)
That one was even better! Yeah, try to seperate a lawyer from his briefs! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
How come I've paid almost a Million in child support? :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Actually, the insults that always hit the mark are the ones closest to the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarge47
So Ken's either a pussycat or you guys have been de-fanged long time ago.
did you demand a paternity test? If the child had an IQ above 12 I think you could have made a case! :innocent::innocent::innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Your ex had a better lawyer?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Huh....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
He looks constipated.....
Well OK, I guess I have to give you that one, when you get f****d you really get....never mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
,,,i wish I'd thought of that one! :blushing::blushing::blushing::blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Ken must have represented himself, she could have had anyone for a lawyerQuote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
I really like the way you're doing this Benesse, staying out of it and all...and you just keep feeding us this wonderful material....If Ken's insulted and we weren't trying, well that just made our mission even easier to accomplish!Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
Well, yeah. I think it has something to do with the rate that he consumes food at, the other end can't keep up his pace. Or he's storing up for when he has to represent somebody.Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirlup
Neutered is more like it......... :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
It goes strictly by a formula. And Massachusetts is by far the worst in the country.Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Nah, constipated people don't give a s--t...Ken pretends he does.Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirlup