Well dang....thanks Cowboy.....you're alright! LOL:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL
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Well dang....thanks Cowboy.....you're alright! LOL:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL
Anytime! Use it on Ken!Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Could this be our Remy (Remi)? http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/10/26/clip-du-jour-manbat/
You can't make this stuff up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thereport...aces_sack.html
Don't shoot the messenger.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
knock knock
whos there?
man
man who?
man truck! beep beep! vroooom!
sorry
that is funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
ROFLMAO!:smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladen
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which hadleft his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets,and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile
at his feet.
As the drunk stood there unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had
watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going
on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of
a ghost."
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied... 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
'I said, 'Not much.... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a sh**?!!
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
2dumb2kwit!:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by BENESSE
OK....I'm not all that sensitive.
How about...Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. ?
CORRECT ANSWER: GiftedQuote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
http://i37.tinypic.com/2j3i39c.jpg
:innocent::innocent::innocent:
(Take a look at the date in the upper right hand corner.)
Steps slowly away from the forum.
Ladies, it's spelled A m e r i c a n P r u s s i a n.
Slowly HE!! I'm Running!!!
Hey now... This is the joke area. :-p If I seriously believed in this then it wouldn't be here! lol