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01-31-2010, 02:54 AM
klkak

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.
01-31-2010, 10:19 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by klkak

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

Unfortunately, you're entirely correct, klkak. That's EXACTLY what 2dumb is like. That's why Crash set up this little thread, so 2dumb would be confined to an "isolation ward" where I can keep him under control to the greatest degree possible. :sneaky2:
01-31-2010, 12:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by klkak

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Unfortunately, you're entirely correct, klkak. That's EXACTLY what 2dumb is like. That's why Crash set up this little thread, so 2dumb would be confined to an "isolation ward" where I can keep him under control to the greatest degree possible. :sneaky2:

It would make my head hurt, to read this thread.

It gets all jumbled up and confusing. Ya see, when crash moves our post here, they line up by time. If Ken and I are throwing jabs, at each other in several threads, they end up here all out of order. You get one post from thread "B", then one from thread"F", then one from thread "A", then 2 more from thread "F"...etc, etc. Not to mention that most aren't nearly as funny, when they are read out of context.:innocent:
01-31-2010, 01:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by klkak

I just read this entire thread. It was like talking to my mother when she's off her meds and on whiskey.

Wait....BENESSE isn't your mom...is she???:innocent: LOL
01-31-2010, 01:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Guys, I understand. Yes I do. :innocent: I had the same thing happen to me as Rick did, except in my case it was a bull and not a doe. There's a lot of bull around here......... :sneaky2:

...and a lot of it seems to be coming from Mass.:innocent:
01-31-2010, 01:21 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Wait....BENESSE isn't your mom...is she???:innocent: LOL

You back on crack?
01-31-2010, 02:16 PM
trax

BENESSE.....that little poster was cruel and uncalled for, we both know 2d thinks before he says something stupid, then he goes ahead and says it anyway!! :rolleyes:
01-31-2010, 02:28 PM
Ken

Trax? There's gotta' be some thought process involved even when a worm comes out of his hole. Just sayin'. :innocent:
01-31-2010, 03:51 PM
klkak

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klkak - Did you read the thread "Praise report for the Mora 2000" in the knife section? If not you should. 2d2k volunteered you for a promotion.

Ken - I'll check it out now. Musta' been posted when I was down for the count.

klkak - I just went to the thread and I'll be damned if 2d2k didn't delete his post. That big chicken.

Ken - Kev, I found it. Crash moved it to the 2d v. Ken thread. I missed the whole thing. Thanks!

klkak - No problem, It's just wrong to kick a guy when he's in a hospital bed.

Ken - Kev, I really don't mind. It just shows how much he missed me. Honestly, after I got out of the hospital, that @sshole called me every other day because he was worried about me. For a guy with the brains of a can of soup, 2dumb's a pretty good guy.

klkak - (Spits mouth full of rum all over monitor).

Hey Ken can I share this conversation we had with 2D2K?
01-31-2010, 04:14 PM
Ken

Ya' kinda' let the cat outta' the bag, Kevin. :innocent: Something about that name - Kevin - my youngest brother's name is Kevin, and he's a piece of work, too. :sneaky2:

Well, Kev, you can share it with 2dumb, as long as he doesn't get the impression that I like him - or anything of the kind - anymore than I like a CAN OF SOUP!
01-31-2010, 05:24 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Just think how good they'd taste after a steady diet of Mixed Nuts packed in Sea Salt! You wouldn't even have to salt the little buggers! & everyone knows how much healthier Sea Salt is for you...just sayin' :innocent:

That's what I was thinking, Sarge!

Ken has corn fed beef, beat all to heck! LOL

Hey Ken....can you give them just a little garlic, and get them to roll around in a little puddle of E.V. olive oil???:innocent::drool:
01-31-2010, 05:27 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by trax

BENESSE.....that little poster was cruel and uncalled for, we both know 2d thinks before he says something stupid, then he goes ahead and says it anyway!! :rolleyes:

Well tough toenails, mate.
Maybe 2D needs some meds or at least a 2X4 upside the head.
01-31-2010, 05:28 PM
2dumb2kwit

Mmmmmm....soup!!!:drool:
01-31-2010, 05:38 PM
BENESSE

Somebody's drinking heavily on this thread and it ain't me.
01-31-2010, 05:41 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Well tough toenails, mate.
Maybe 2D needs some meds or at least a 2X4 upside the head.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Somebody's drinking heavily on this thread and it ain't me.

Ohhhhhh, you're just upset, that we pointed out that you are as far out there, as Ken and I. LOL:tongue_smilie:
01-31-2010, 05:48 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ohhhhhh, you're just upset, that we pointed out that you are as far out there, as Ken and I. LOL:tongue_smilie:

And how far might that be suga?
01-31-2010, 05:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

And how far might that be suga?

Excellent question.
I wish I had an answer.:blushing: LOL
01-31-2010, 06:02 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Excellent question.
I wish I had an answer.:blushing: LOL

Well then, don't start something you can't finish.
01-31-2010, 06:03 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Mmmmmm....soup!!!:drool:

:innocent:

Want

some

pea

soup,

2dumb?

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/game...34659_main.jpg
01-31-2010, 07:35 PM
Ken

I think I saw 2dumb walking in front of me the other day. I snapped this pic with my cell phone! :)

http://freelanceswitch.com/images/ou...ssionalism.jpg
01-31-2010, 07:56 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Another one of my favorites, is Tony Chachere's Jambalya mix. Just add water and a half a pound of smoked sausage, and it's some kind of good. It wouldn't be as good without the sausage, but it would be better than plain rice....by a long shot!:drool:

This is my favorite sausage for this recipe!

http://images.b105.com.au/2009/09/11...10-600x400.jpg

Now there's a surprise, 2dumb. :sneaky2:
02-04-2010, 08:09 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by doug1980

Well lets see.....I bought 6 packages of infant diapers, an odor eater diaper pail, a glider rocker, a few more bottles and some baby clothes. Also packed two overnight bags and put them in the Jeep. Can anyone guess what I'm preparing for? :)

Ken's coming to visit?:innocent:
02-05-2010, 12:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken.....I figured I'd put this here, so crash won't have to move it. LOL

Quote:

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
02-06-2010, 11:21 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Sourdough

Will you be visiting 2D2K........as long as your in the area.....??????:)

Hell, yeah! I've gotta' practice using my snow shovel, and I'd hate to see 2dumb shovelling all by himself.........

http://ty.cooldog.com/images/Snow200...ovel04Good.jpg
02-06-2010, 05:00 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

It took me over 50 years, but I just figured it out! :blushing:

It's not the snow that I hate, it's the cold! :cold:

If the temperatures were in the 90's, I wouldn't mind a couple of feet of snow. Maybe I should call Al Gore.........:phone:

Well....I never accused you of being terribly bright.:innocent:
02-06-2010, 05:22 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well....I never accused you of being terribly bright.:innocent:

Well, then. Shovel your own driveway, ALONE, 2dumb! :sneaky2:
02-06-2010, 05:29 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Well, then. Shovel your own driveway, ALONE, 2dumb! :sneaky2:

Read the Weather thread, moron. I don't have any snow in my driveway!:tongue_smilie:

.. but if you're on your way...how about swing by 7-11, and pick me up a cup of coffee.:innocent:
02-06-2010, 05:29 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well, there's the key! Now that they have un-plugged you, you are carrying a lighter load of......well, you know.:blushing: LOL

OK, OK,....good for you. I'm glad to hear that you're doing well.

Now, back to the abuse!:sneaky2:

Ya' still don't get it, do ya'? The problem was a bit higher up than that.

And from what you tell me, you've probably found every pound that I've lost, you fat %astard!

Now - what kinda' abuse would you like? :innocent:
02-06-2010, 05:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Ya' still don't get it, do ya'? The problem was a bit higher up than that.

That's my point! You must have been backed waaaaaay up!:blushing:
02-06-2010, 05:35 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Read the Weather thread, moron. I don't have any snow in my driveway!:tongue_smilie:

.. but if you're on your way...how about swing by 7-11, and pick me up a cup of coffee.:innocent:

I see. So, in other words, and in your case......... "Snow" is to "Driveway" as "Brains" is to "Skull." :innocent:

I'll stop by the 7-11 down the street from me. You may have to nuke the coffee by the time it arrives! :)
02-06-2010, 05:38 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

And from what you tell me, you've probably found every pound that I've lost, you fat %astard!

Yeah, Yeah.:blushing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6xx-...eature=related
02-06-2010, 05:44 PM
Ken

Right, 2dumb? :innocent:
02-06-2010, 05:45 PM
Ken

Right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
02-06-2010, 05:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Right, 2dumb? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

No. 2dumb needed to use the bathroom. :blushing:

Yeah, dang it....right!
(Sheez...don't even give a guy time to wipe.):sneaky2:
02-06-2010, 05:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Sourdough

I just snow machined over to feed and water the geese. When I got the corral gate open, I nearly wet myself watching 17 twenty pound geese with 5" legs plow through 12" of heavy wet fresh snow, just these heads sticking up. They had fun, and I got a giggle.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Sourdough, sometime around the 5th. of last month, we got about 2 feet of snow here. Among other critters, we have 2 Beagles and a Bassett Hound. I understand. :)

That's why Ken doesn't live in Alaska. A 4.5 foot snowfall, and Ken would have to use a periscope to get around.:innocent: (snicker, snicker)
02-06-2010, 06:06 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

That's why Ken doesn't live in Alaska. A 4.5 foot snowfall, and Ken would have to use a periscope to get around.:innocent: (snicker, snicker)

2dumb, MY periscope is long enough to get the job done. :sneaky2:

Betcha' YOURS ain't.
02-06-2010, 06:40 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

A couple of times a season. You know how it is. Most snows are 1-3 inches but we do have our moments.

Kinda' like 2dumb, huh? Twice a year and 1-3 inches.......... :innocent:
02-06-2010, 06:43 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken.........I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Do you think it's too late to make one of these, for supper???:drool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk
02-06-2010, 07:07 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken.........I'm gettin' kinda hungry. Do you think it's too late to make one of these, for supper???:drool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk

Hell no! Make one, 2dumb! Bring some over for me, too!

Just a few thoughts.................

1. You tryin' to make me jealous, 2dumb? That's on my diet, and since my metabolism is probably much faster than yours is now, it won't affect me nearly as much as it will you, you fat tub of $hit! Just a small piece for me, though. Say, 1" thick.

2. Use THICK SLAB bacon, not that paper thin "thick-cut" that Charlie Daniels was using. And hold the cheese.

3. Did you notice that Charlie went and stuck that thermometer in the pork and then back in the sheath WITHOUT WASHING IT? How's he gonna' clean it NOW??? Relative of yours, 2dumb?
02-06-2010, 07:08 PM
2dumb2kwit

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06:05 PM 2dumb2kwit Viewing Who's Online

05:56 PM Ken+ Replying to Thread
The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

The drool on his keyboard must be slowing him down.:innocent:

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