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12-13-2009, 07:29 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

did you demand a paternity test? If the child had an IQ above 12 I think you could have made a case! :innocent::innocent::innocent:

Sorry. Even my ex-wife couldn't cause my kids' IQ to go THAT low. :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:30 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by Ken

Neutered is more like it......... :innocent:

See the thing is Kenny, you gotta have something to neuter in the first place, and suffering from dickdo the way you do, how would you know?
12-13-2009, 07:31 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

See the thing is Kenny, you gotta have something to neuter in the first place, and suffering from dickdo the way you do, how would you know?

It's there. I just checked my briefs. :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:31 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Nah, constipated people don't give a s--t...Ken pretends he does.

as usual, just winds up breaking wind....
12-13-2009, 07:32 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

It's there. I just checked my briefs. :sneaky2:

You might have just misplaced your fuzzy dice again.
12-13-2009, 07:33 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

See the thing is Kenny, you gotta have something to neuter in the first place, and suffering from dickdo the way you do, how would you know?

And only people that REALLY LIKE ME call me KENNY. :sneaky2: People like my Mom, my Sweetheart, Rick, my bartender.......... :innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:34 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

You might have just misplaced your fuzzy dice again.

That's doubtful Benesse, those fuzzy dice can be pretty big....
12-13-2009, 07:35 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by trax

That's doubtful Benesse, those fuzzy dice can be pretty big....

Per chance to dream?
12-13-2009, 07:35 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

You might have just misplaced your fuzzy dice again.

Nope. They're still hanging from the rear view mirror in my car. And that other item is still where it belongs, strapped to my leg all the way down to my ankle.......... :innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:38 PM
Sarge47

O.K. wolves...

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Originally Posted by Ken

Nope. They're still hanging from the rear view mirror in my car. And that other item is still where it belongs, strapped to my leg all the way down to my ankle.......... :innocent:

Okay gang, he just left himself wide open on that one, go get him! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:38 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

Nope. They're still hanging from the rear view mirror in my car. And that other item is still where it belongs, strapped to my leg all the way down to my ankle.......... :innocent:

Sorry, did your sweetheart put you in traction 'cause you didn't put the potty seat down?
12-13-2009, 07:39 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Okay gang, he just left himself wide open on that one, go get him! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

Couldn't think of a good comeback yourself, huh, Sarge? :innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:40 PM
Sarge47

Well now...

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Originally Posted by Ken

Couldn't think of a good comeback yourself, huh, Sarge? :innocent:

I can't hog all of the action! :innocent::innocent::innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:41 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Sorry, did your sweetheart put you in traction 'cause you didn't put the potty seat down?

Couldn't be cuz of the potty seat, I'm pretty sure he has to sit down to take care of business. Really wondering what he's got strapped all the way down to his ankle though, could just be a really small handgun given that 14"inseam the stumpy little fella has.
12-13-2009, 07:41 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by trax

as usual, just winds up breaking wind....

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/emot7.gif
12-13-2009, 07:42 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Sorry, did your sweetheart put you in traction 'cause you didn't put the potty seat down?

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:42 PM
trax

wow, I didn't know Crash had actual video clips of Ken.
12-13-2009, 07:43 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by trax

could just be a really small handgun given that 14"inseam the stumpy little fella has.

Or tube socks.
12-13-2009, 07:44 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

Couldn't be cuz of the potty seat, I'm pretty sure he has to sit down to take care of business. Really wondering what he's got strapped all the way down to his ankle though, could just be a really small handgun given that 14"inseam the stumpy little fella has.

It's a 30" inseam. :sneaky2: And most women refer to it as a cannon, not a handgun. :blushing:
12-13-2009, 07:45 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:

Well first off, she probably won't ever speak to your sweetheart because she probably can't lower her speech patterns to the monosyllabic grunts that your sweetheart must be accustomed to hearing. and second how the heck are we supposed to know who was in Newport RI besides you?
12-13-2009, 07:45 PM
Sarge47

O.K., here I go!

It's a long Sub/Hero sandwich cuz Ken's always got the munchies! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:46 PM
Sarge47

Hmmm.....

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Originally Posted by Ken

It's a 30" inseam. :sneaky2: And most women refer to it as a cannon, not a handgun. :blushing:

Must have pretty small cannons up your way! :innocent::innocent::innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:48 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:

Yours too probably.
12-13-2009, 07:49 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

Well first off, she probably won't ever speak to your sweetheart because she probably can't lower her speech patterns to the monosyllabic grunts that your sweetheart must be accustomed to hearing.

Oh, my honey would understand quite well. She's A LOT like Nell, it you catch my drift......... :innocent: Want me to have her kil..... I mean, call you?

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Originally Posted by trax

and second how the heck are we supposed to know who was in Newport RI besides you?

She was. That's who. Do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you? :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:50 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Yours too probably.

I think his just were by you saying that.
12-13-2009, 07:52 PM
Sarge47

Oh yeah!

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Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:

Yeah Benesse, it'd of been the best 20 seconds of your life!:smash::smash::smash:
12-13-2009, 07:53 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

She was. That's who. Do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you? :sneaky2:

It's OK Ken, we all had imaginary friends.
When we were 5.
12-13-2009, 07:53 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Yeah Benesse, it'd of been the best 20 seconds of your life!:smash::smash::smash:

So, Sarge, you're obviously not calculating in the hour or so it would take him to find it huh?
12-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Must have pretty small cannons up your way! :innocent::innocent::innocent:

Some of them are small. Like this one.

http://z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/1/n/3/Kremlin_123.JPG
12-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Yours too probably.

Long fingernails? :innocent:
12-13-2009, 07:56 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Yeah Benesse, it'd of been the best 20 seconds of your life!:smash::smash::smash:

Repeated instantly and endlessly........ :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:56 PM
BENESSE

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Originally Posted by Ken

BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts :

My animal instincts tell me RUUUUN!!!!
12-13-2009, 07:57 PM
Sarge47

Hmmm.....

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Originally Posted by Ken

Repeated instantly and endlessly........ :sneaky2:

Obviously a legend in his own mind! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

It's OK Ken, we all had imaginary friends.
When we were 5.

http://www.moretvicar.com/moreTimage...ist18red_1.jpg
12-13-2009, 07:58 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

My animal instincts tell me RUUUUN!!!!

and yet, all your other instincts say roll on the floor laughing, right?
12-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

My animal instincts tell me RUUUUN!!!!

Oh, you'd be runnin' alright. IN MY DIRECTION! :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Sarge47

Hmmm.....

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Originally Posted by Ken

Some of them are small. Like this one.

http://z.about.com/d/cruises/1/0/1/n/3/Kremlin_123.JPG

Yeah, I could see you getting that into your pants, given your waistline! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 07:59 PM
trax

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Originally Posted by Sarge47

Obviously a legend in his own mind! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

It might as well be in his own mind, there's where the rest of his action is....
12-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by trax

and yet, all your other instincts say roll on the floor laughing, right?

No, she wasn't thinking about you, trax.
12-13-2009, 08:00 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Obviously a legend in his own mind! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:

No, just a legend.

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