You silly Americans ;)
Numpty, it's a British word for 'idiot'.
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You silly Americans ;)
Numpty, it's a British word for 'idiot'.
That sounds like something British! All of those odd words... :)
oh ok British
Hmm, guess I'm a "numpty" then. As long as you didn't call me "Wanker" or "Puta" I can live with that, although it wasn't me you were calling that, was it.;)
Truth be known, my faite come back for those calling me names is: "Call me anything but late-for-supper".:D
Well, at least our argument led us to learn a new (and odd) word... now we can all go and call everyone we know numptys... :) :)
And laugh even harder when they have to ask what it means!
Yeah... I don't think it'd be in any dictionary!! lol...:) :D
The definition is the first thing on the list if you put it in google
Shut up Sarge...
...you wanker ;)
I kid.
ok spirit man... sorry!:rolleyes:
lol thats right! know your place sonny! ;) jk it's all good.
I'd be really surprised if nobody else looked it up or just figured it out, thats not the first time he's said it, I think it was when he was battling some naive bear fan over if the show was fake or not.
Okay Aussie, (sigh) I asked for that! By the way, at my other forum we have a Kiwi member whom I had the pleasure of meeting a few years back.(Kiwi is a New Zealander to all you "numptys" out there.:rolleyes:) I explained that I was learning to speak various accents and had been given instructions on how to do Austrailian & I wondered if there was any difference between Aussie & NZ. He told me that you can always tell the difference because people from Austraila tend to swear & spit a whole lot more. Any truth to that?:confused:
Yeah we swear a ****load. As 'bout as much as the Irish.
There are loads of differences between the Kiwis and the Aussies.
Let me put it this way. A Lady at my work is a Kiwi but has lived in Australia for decades. The first sentence she spoke to me I knew she was a sheep-shagger ;)
They pronounce certain sounds differently.
We see "chips" (as in fish and chips) they pronounce it as " fesh and chups".
The funny thing about Aussies is no madder how mad they get and angry they try to sound they still sound so cute. lol :D
That's because we're so beautifull.
Oh is that why lol
Go on. I'm a 20 year old Australian male who surfs, rock climbs, kayaks etc.
Just try and resist my beauty.
Did I mention I have a tan? ;)
wonder how cold it gets in Australia
It snows.
But it gets mega hot here. Like upwards of 130+ degrees.
Wow thanks for the welcome. I was merely trying to participate. At least I did not say I would throw poison darts at it. How does anyone know If I would kill the moose or not? No one survives a moose attack? We have moose in Michigan also. But I am sure they are not “the same” Give me a break
The original question was how do you survive that kind of thing. No one said there's no surviving it. Everyone's point of view is welcome here, but if I think a response is stupid, I'm going to say so, and I expect the same back. I also tend to wisecrack and kid around, hopefully we can differentiate between dry humor and serious responses. I have two questions: how many charging moose have you ever seen? how many moose have you killed in your life?
When I suggested to people that getting out of a charging moose's way is their best advice, that's solid experience ok? I have no reason to tell them differently. If someone is inexperienced in those kinds of environments, then they're probably not all that experienced at shooting moving animals either. Any animal that charges isn't going to do it from some great distance away, it would probably be less than 50 feet. An angry bull moose covers that ground in seconds, lowering it's head and plowing down anything in it's path. YOu're not going to get a decent first shot and if you stand there, you're not going to get a second shot. It really is that simple, no one's trying to challenge your mastery of firearms here. Science has yet to devise a measuring instrument that can give a fair indication of how little my interest is in how dangerous you consider yourself and your rifle.
I agree wholeheartedly with your response to the throwing darts, by the way, but I believe the question was asked in earnest....possibly by someone who has less experience than some of the others here in forests and thought it a serious enough concern to ask. So, I also believe that person deserves the best answer possible and I've grown thoroughly tired of answers reeking of testosterone and based on ego rather than real life experience. Please continue to post and respond to posts, I honestly laughed my butt off when you responded to the survival scenario about keeping your eyes peeled for pi$$ed off moose.As far as this particular thread goes, I'm done with it, I hope Chris toasts it, so if you want to respond to me personally, pick another posting or I'll never see it.
I've been attacked by both chocolate mousse as well as a spray can of the stuff. Lesson? Don't tick your wife off!:D
boy this is the last time i take a cuople of days off to practice my skills what in the world has been going on here
a few things
1-sarge "leave the half-ling alone" funniest thing i have read in weeks
2 soe digital better leave owl girl alone trax might get out of control and throw a posion dart at ya
3 can't we all just get along
AMEN!
How was your trip btw?
Id listen to Wareagle69, or learn to pray
"Creator for what I am about to receive I thank you"
say the new guy sounds intelligent to me
welcome to the wolf pack
always be prepared
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