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08-19-2009, 10:23 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

First liar doesn't stand a chance.

How big was that hole, Crash?
08-19-2009, 10:26 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

BTW....I'm not married.:innocent:

(Been with the same woman for 12 or 14 years......but not married.)

You don't even remember how long it's been? You are a http://us1.harunyahya.com/Image/maka...kkabitopuk.jpg
08-19-2009, 10:31 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

First liar doesn't stand a chance.

Ummm...that would be Ken....posting pictures and claiming that the girls were his neighbors.

Sad......very sad.:blushing:
08-19-2009, 10:33 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You don't even remember how long it's been? You are a http://us1.harunyahya.com/Image/maka...kkabitopuk.jpg

LOL...If it makes a difference, I've been with her longer than I've been racing dirtcars....but I'm not sure exactly how long thats been, either.:blushing:
08-19-2009, 10:34 PM
Ken

Why do you keep changing the subject, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
08-19-2009, 10:35 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL...If it makes a difference, I've been with her longer than I've been racing dirtcars....but I'm not sure exactly how long thats been, either.:blushing:

I'm gonna' call her and tell her! It'll save Lorna a bit of work. :sneaky2:
08-19-2009, 10:54 PM
mountain mama

uhhh 2d2k, why won't she marry you?
08-19-2009, 11:03 PM
Lorna

...

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountain mama

uhhh 2d2k, why won't she marry you?

Because she's smart enough to quit while she's behind MM.
08-20-2009, 06:22 AM
Winnie

RIGHT!! First off I've got the 'flu, and I'm menopausal!! Sooooooo 2d2k that tent...if you truly believe you could survive more than 10 minutes with Lorna and myself (we were mentioned in the same sentence so it's safe to assume we are allowed a simultaneous assualt) Then you really do live up to your name! Without even laying so much as a finger on you I'm pretty sure we could do you to death by talk alone. Oh you poor wee man... I'll cough all over you and with luck you'll not only be stuck in a tent with Lorna and I... but you'll have flu too!! two women talking survival whilst practising knife skills on your coughing and painwracked body should be quite fun!(for us ladies anyway) Oh and I'll happily provide the baggies for the various parts of your anatomy that will be excised!
I'm sure there's a medical laboratory somewhere that would just love to examine whats left of the soon to be exctinct 2dumb2kwiticus!:winkiss::clap::clap::clap:
08-20-2009, 06:26 AM
Ken

Now there's some serious wisdom from across the Atlantic! :clap:

Want me to post that map of Mongolia again, 2dumb,
or can you find it yourself? (The map, that is.) :sneaky2:
08-20-2009, 06:44 AM
Winnie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Want me to post that map of Mongolia again, 2dumb,
or can you find it yourself? (The map, that is.) :sneaky2:[/CENTER]

by the time we've finished with him,

THE MAP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY.:sneaky2:
08-20-2009, 06:48 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by wychwood

by the time we've finished with him,

THE MAP WILL NOT BE NECESSARY.:sneaky2:

What a nice way to wake up and start the day! :)
08-20-2009, 06:55 AM
Winnie

I like to start the day as I mean to go on Ken!

At the moment I'm sulking on the sofa with the cat, a blanket, my laptop, a cup of tea and paracetamol.
08-20-2009, 07:00 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by wychwood

I like to start the day as I mean to go on Ken!

At the moment I'm sulking on the sofa with the cat, a blanket, my laptop, a cup of tea and paracetamol.

Gee, wychwood, I hope you feel better soon! I hear that being in a good mood speeds up a recovery, so think happy thoughts!

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08-20-2009, 07:03 AM
Winnie

Now that's Funny!

And thanks, I'm on the mend now.
08-20-2009, 07:04 AM
Rick

Okay, that does it. I'm no longer on the fence. Sorry 2D, you are in this one all by your lonesome.

By the way....

Quote:

(Been with the same woman for 12 or 14 years......but not married.)

Your're married. Oh, yea. You're married. She just hasn't told you.
08-20-2009, 10:51 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by wychwood

I'm sure there's a medical laboratory somewhere that would just love to examine whats left of the soon to be exctinct 2dumb2kwiticus!:winkiss::clap::clap::clap:

I bumped this up only because I like reading it so much. :)
08-20-2009, 11:16 AM
2dumb2kwit

OK, fine.
If even wychwood has turned against me, then I give up. I'm not playing with y'all any more.
08-20-2009, 11:44 AM
Ken

Okay, everybody.........

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08-20-2009, 11:58 AM
Ken

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d4law24liE...s400/nixon.jpg
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08-20-2009, 03:15 PM
Winnie

You know, all in all I thought that went rather well.
08-20-2009, 03:23 PM
Ken

Yeah, but I hope he didn't really leave. :innocent:

2dumb's kinda' like a new puppy that just keeps peeing on the carpet. He may rile you up, but you still get attached to the mutt.

Maybe if we just train him a bit.........

http://images.asia.ru/img/alibaba/ph.../Puppy_Pad.jpg
08-20-2009, 03:51 PM
mountain mama

ohhhh my my my Ken has gotten ATTACHED! Isn't that sweet *tear*
08-20-2009, 03:58 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountain mama

ohhhh my my my Ken has gotten ATTACHED! Isn't that sweet *tear*

Hey, I've even spoken to my houseplants in the past. Not really much of a difference, is there? :innocent:
08-20-2009, 04:46 PM
mountain mama

That depends.....do the houseplants talk back?
08-20-2009, 04:48 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountain mama

That depends.....do the houseplants talk back?

Not yet. :innocent:
08-20-2009, 04:52 PM
Ken

You know, MM, if 2dumb came back, I probably would never pick on him again.

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08-20-2009, 05:08 PM
mountain mama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You know, MM, if 2dumb came back, I probably would never pick on him again.

http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons...d-emoticon.gif

LIAR...errrrrr....LAWYER (synonymous)
08-20-2009, 06:14 PM
Winnie

Nah 2D wouldn't leave! he knows we're only yanking his chain, he'll be in his basket waiting for a tummy rub from ken,:innocent:
08-20-2009, 06:31 PM
laughingbeetle

Ehhh. There does come a certain time when you just have to say "the h@#$ with it" and pull back from the front lines. Go back to camp and get some fresh coffee. You guys have really been beating 2d2k about the a$$, to the point his nose has got to be bleeding. :lol: poor guy. I don't think he knew what hit him...
08-20-2009, 09:39 PM
Lorna

I'm still not going into the tent with him. Hmmmmm, no sir, I won't do it. After all I have my own low standards to live by.
08-20-2009, 09:40 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

I'm still not going into the tent with him. Hmmmmm, no sir, I won't do it. After all I have my own low standards to live by.

Just how low are they? :innocent:
08-20-2009, 09:54 PM
crashdive123

Eeeeeasy there big fella!
08-20-2009, 10:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Okay, that does it. I'm no longer on the fence. Sorry 2D, you are in this one all by your lonesome.

*as he hangs his head* Et tu, Brute.
08-20-2009, 10:51 PM
Rick

Et Yes, 2dte. You had three, count them, 3 women all gang up on you at once. When it comes to women fightin' one on one ain't fair. I SURE ain't taken' on three.

Divisional French Commander Upon Spotting 3 Germans. "Attack men! Attack!"
As the entire division began to roll into the valley below. "Stop, Stop, tute sweet! There are four of them!!!!!
08-20-2009, 11:04 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

*as he hangs his head* Et tu, Brute.

2dumb's BACK! :)

I mean, 2dumb's back. :mad:
08-21-2009, 06:23 AM
Winnie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb's BACK! :)

I mean, 2dumb's back. :mad:

See? I knew he'd be back! :)
08-21-2009, 08:20 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Divisional French Commander Upon Spotting 3 Germans. "Attack men! Attack!"
As the entire division began to roll into the valley below. "Stop, Stop, tute sweet! There are four of them!!!!!

So many possibilities here............. I'm just gonna' pass this one up. :innocent:
08-21-2009, 09:56 AM
mountain mama

awwwww Ken missed 2d2k...that is so cute!
08-21-2009, 09:49 PM
Lorna

Ken's glad 2dumbs back, hmmmm, this could be the start of something beautiful. I'm starting to feel teary eyed.

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