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04-02-2010, 12:25 PM
DOGMAN

Alright, I'll give it ago. One is the truth, one is a lie...

I have given myself stiches in the backcountry with a sewing needle and some fishing line, and I am sitting in front of the computer typing this totally naked, holding a huge bong...laughing, coughing and blowing smoke out of my nose while making up my online fabricated life!
04-02-2010, 12:31 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason_Montana

Alright, I'll give it ago. One is the truth, one is a lie...

I have given myself stiches in the backcountry with a sewing needle and some fishing line, and I am sitting in front of the computer typing this totally naked, holding a huge bong...laughing, coughing and blowing smoke out of my nose while making up my online fabricated life!

I don't believe that you're holding the bong. I suspect that it's sitting on your desk next to your keyboard. :sneaky2:
04-02-2010, 02:44 PM
nell67

Quote:

Originally Posted by klkak

Day before yesterday I did two tours back to back. I road over 100 miles and didn't not get injured in any way. To top it all off I recieved $130 in tips.

One more thing.......Today is my birthday and my last name is Kidder.

1.Is true
2.Is a lie ,HOW MANY STITCHES DID IT TAKE ????
3.Is true,congrats on the tips
4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,Kevin!
5. He isn't Kidding,it really IS his last name!
04-02-2010, 05:20 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

I'm really Native Dude, Primitive man and posing as three other members of this group too.

If that were true, it would be the first time, out of almost 100 different IP addresses, that it is coming out of Alaska.
04-02-2010, 05:28 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

Ha, Ha, Ha,! Made you look!

Oh, I had looked right after you signed up since it was so close to the time frame of ND's outing.
04-02-2010, 05:43 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

I guess this is why Klkak messaged to check me out when I first signed up. It's to bad this thread was not up when ND was here. Sounds like he had a lot to contribute to a thread like this. I love a good story.

Just read through all of his posts. Seems like they would all fit in this thread. He lives in Detroit.
04-02-2010, 05:46 PM
Ken

Look, Kevin, see what you caused? :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OAwkQ1ZvE
04-02-2010, 06:03 PM
your_comforting_company

Crash.. what about proxies?
04-02-2010, 06:07 PM
crashdive123

While that is possible, it was not the case here. I'm not sure how accurate the site I use is at detecting proxies, but none were detected from any of the IP's he used.
04-02-2010, 06:20 PM
crashdive123

A proxy - or proxy server is a way to hide your location from people that have access to your IP address. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_server
04-02-2010, 06:36 PM
Camp10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

I'm really Native Dude, Primitive man.

I'm ashamed to say this crossed my mind when you signed up....sorry!:blushing:
04-02-2010, 07:23 PM
crashdive123

Two observations:

1.

Quote:

I have learned that people cannot handle the truth

is an expression that is sometimes used when one's idea of what is true differs from another's idea of what is true.

2.

Quote:

But really does it matter who anybody is?

It does to me. Integrity is important to me. I realize of course that in an online community I would be sorely disappointed quite often, but it still is important to me.
04-02-2010, 07:32 PM
Ken

Okay, I'll come clean. :innocent: I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

There. I feel better now. :)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.
04-02-2010, 07:44 PM
crashdive123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

Crashdrive 123, I have lived in a state with a small population all my life. Many of the people I know I have known all my life. If a person is a lowlife it becomes known and vice versa. Trust is something earned and not to be given.

I don't disagree with that at all.
04-02-2010, 07:59 PM
Ken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As6y5eI01XE
04-02-2010, 08:52 PM
Rick

Quote:

Originally Posted by AS

I learned that logic from Rick

Very good weedhopper. The student becomes the teacher.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AS

I have lived in a state with a small population all my life.

I live in a state of denial.
04-03-2010, 12:32 AM
klkak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Look, Kevin, see what you caused? :sneaky2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OAwkQ1ZvE

What? who me?
04-03-2010, 12:41 AM
klkak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, I'll come clean. :innocent: I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

There. I feel better now. :)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.

You are more like 56 and the only flipping you did at Burger King is flipping burgers into your mouth. You have to seen a BB gun....all the kids in your neighbor hood used to shoot you with them. As far as walking in the woods you are right about that cause you would run through the woods to get away from the kids with the BB guns....problem was that Burger King was on the other side of the woods so all they did is chase you to it. As the the last statement....WE DON'T TALK POLITICS IN THIS FORUM!!! PERIOD...!

By The Way Everyone, I still need 60 Rep points to make 200. This post should be good for a couple!
04-03-2010, 12:43 AM
klkak

Quote:

Originally Posted by nell67

3. Is true,congrats on the tips
4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,Kevin!
5. He isn't Kidding,it really IS his last name!

Thank you nell you are such a sweetheart.:blushing:
04-03-2010, 01:21 AM
justin_baker

I once sawed through the base of a very dry, very dead, very seasoned piece of madrone tree. I COULD NOT chop through it. I took my ka bar heavy bowie(a very big chopping knife which was more that 2 times longer than the diameter of the log and still could not batton through the dang thing. I took it home and grabbed a hammer. I was bashing at this thing with a large hammer and taking chunks of metal off the back of my knife. It STILL would not budge. I got a BIG splitting maul from my dad and it only made a big dent in the wood, but would not actually split it. I was going to make a pretty bowl out of it :( but i need to get my hands on a chainsaw or something.
This wood was unfathomably hard. I have cut through other pieces that were much bigger than this log and it wasnt nearly as hard.
WTF WAS UP WITH THIS TREE? It was like petrified or something.
04-03-2010, 02:13 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by klkak

You are more like 56 and the only flipping you did at Burger King is flipping burgers into your mouth. You have to seen a BB gun....all the kids in your neighbor hood used to shoot you with them. As far as walking in the woods you are right about that cause you would run through the woods to get away from the kids with the BB guns....problem was that Burger King was on the other side of the woods so all they did is chase you to it. As the the last statement....WE DON'T TALK POLITICS IN THIS FORUM!!! PERIOD...!

By The Way Everyone, I still need 60 Rep points to make 200. This post should be good for a couple!

Thanks for the PM, Kev. :sneaky2:

Still have a few years before I see 56. Can't stand Burger King, and I've been chased with things a lot bigger than BB guns. :innocent:

Now shouldn't you be all broken up and crushed under a snow machine somewhere, Kevin? :sneaky2:

I can't give you any more rep at the moment - I just tried - gotta' spread some around first. So how about I send you a bag of warm beagle sh*t instead? :)
04-03-2010, 11:34 AM
Julie362

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Nope. No exageration, and 22 is NOT my record for one sitting, either. My record is exactly 25 lobsters. Boiled, with drawn butter, and NOTHING else to eat or drink besides a coke.

Now, if anyone wants to make a friendly wager on this, how about loser picks up the tab? :innocent: Bring cash. Lots of cash.

Ken, wanna be my dietitian? :chef:
04-03-2010, 05:06 PM
hoosierarcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

The first statement is true. The second statement can't be true, because if it was, Sourdough would be following you around 24/7 instead of living up there in Alaska. :innocent:

And you fell for a classic trap. I've never been brought back from death. Though I have been revived after drowning and had my heart stopped and restarted by the doctor in open heart surgery. The second statement is true, a Ripley's moment to be sure.
04-03-2010, 06:35 PM
Rick

Justin - I don't know what to say. The Bowie has a 9 inch blade so you were attacking a 4 inch limb? Learn about levers and fulcrum points. Much easier to work with the wood than against it. Easy to break a 4 inch limb by inserting one end between to solid points (two close trees for example) then applying leverage to break a section off.

Why on earth would you ever strike your knife with a hammer? That's just asking to damage the knife.

When you baton wood, do so WITH the grain not across it. Remember, work with the wood not against it.
04-03-2010, 07:04 PM
Ole WV Coot

I can't play. Never told a lie in my life and no reason to start now because if I get caught I may be forced to stay after school.
04-04-2010, 12:44 AM
klkak

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Thanks for the PM, Kev. :sneaky2:

Still have a few years before I see 56. Can't stand Burger King, and I've been chased with things a lot bigger than BB guns. :innocent:

Now shouldn't you be all broken up and crushed under a snow machine somewhere, Kevin? :sneaky2:

I can't give you any more rep at the moment - I just tried - gotta' spread some around first. So how about I send you a bag of warm beagle sh*t instead? :)

Snow machines aint that dangerous. It's them country music singers on ATV's that's dangerous!

This picture was taken about 1 hour before broken ankle.

left to right

assistant guide (Ray), Tracy Lawrence, Guide (Me).
04-04-2010, 01:01 AM
klkak

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These are pictures of Tracy and his band.
04-05-2010, 02:25 PM
trax

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ole WV Coot

I can't play. Never told a lie in my life and no reason to start now because if I get caught I may be forced to stay after school.

Right there folks, we have a winner!
04-06-2010, 05:57 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Cynical, maybe.....but she looks great in skimpy lingerie.:tongue_smilie:
(Thanks for the pics, B!):smash:

Liar, liar, pants on fire! :chair:
04-06-2010, 06:03 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Liar, liar, pants on fire! :chair:

So.....you don't think you do???:innocent: LOL
04-06-2010, 06:24 PM
hoosierarcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, I'll come clean. :innocent: I'm 16. I flip burgers part time at Burger King. I've never even shot a BB gun or so much as walked in the woods.

There. I feel better now. :)

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I'm more politically liberal than RedLake and LostOutrider.

I know this is a lie because they don't flip burgers at Burger King they ride through a flame broiler on a steel grid conveyor belt and are cooked on both sides at once.
04-06-2010, 06:35 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So.....you don't think you do???:innocent: LOL

I never sent YOU those pics.:sneaky2:
04-06-2010, 07:35 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

I never sent YOU those pics.:sneaky2:

So, who have you sent them to?:innocent:
04-06-2010, 07:42 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So, who have you sent them to?:innocent:

That's highly classified.:sneaky2:
04-06-2010, 07:46 PM
2dumb2kwit

Oh, crap!!! Did you send them to Ken? That might explain why he is missing. It may have been more than his old heart could take.:blushing:

I hope he's OK!:innocent:
04-07-2010, 07:53 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh, crap!!! Did you send them to Ken? That might explain why he is missing. It may have been more than his old heart could take.:blushing:

I hope he's OK!:innocent:

No you don't! :sneaky2:
04-07-2010, 01:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oh, crap!!! Did you send them to Ken? That might explain why he is missing. It may have been more than his old heart could take.:blushing:

I hope he's OK!:innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

No you don't! :sneaky2:

Sure I do. ('cuz, I figure I can get you to send me a copy of those pictures.):innocent:
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