A storm of Apocalyptic potential approaches New Jersey

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Nope:innocent:My husband used to take and or move things that I had put someplace for a specific reason.

He got tired of having to fix that little mistake and now he has learned that if I put something someplace that I probably had a reason.:innocent:

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Well,, after 33 years she has not quite come to terms with the fact that I am almost untrainable

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Not that kind of truth, a truth a wife would believe!!!

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"What is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths; are mine the same as yours?" Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Are you suggesting that I try to recall that text message?

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EH???

Did you send her a text message saying that since she's lost her mind by buying all that stuff that you gave it away?

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Originally Posted by oly

Well with this picture we had 21" on an average, I fared very well:innocent:
Put them kids to work...

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Are you mad???? She has a weapon in her hands!!!!

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Well,, after 33 years she has not quite come to terms with the fact that I am almost untrainable

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Just saying

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

EH???

Did you send her a text message saying that since she's lost her mind by buying all that stuff that you gave it away?

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Of course I was not so crude. :innocent: I said what the #$%^& is going on with this stuff in the fridge? I am giving it away..

Was that insensitive?

Oly,, I think my wife would agree

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Of course I was not so crude. :innocent: I said what the #$%^& is going on with this stuff in the fridge? I am giving it away..

Was that insensitive?

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Is it insensitive to poke a lion with a stick?:innocent:

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Is it insensitive to poke a lion with a stick?:innocent:

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No,, just dumb.

I guess I am in trouble?

Maybe if I promise not to do it again (until next time)?

Just blame it on the zombies (the drink, not the walking dead).

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Just blame it on the zombies (the drink, not the walking dead).

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I think I may end up as a zombie at this rate (the walking dead, not the drink) :(

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Originally Posted by Ken

Good idea, Crash. :innocent:

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Now that is the best suggestion !!!! I just have to figure out a way to ,,,,,,mmmm I will work on that

Pfffft! Amateurs.:sneaky2:

Pal.....on your way home, you saw the neighbor that is having a tuff time. You were thinking about that family, and you got kinda worried about them. Then, when you looked in the fridge, you saw that y'all had some "extra" stuff, and you saw that as a sign, to help your neighbors a little.

This is when you turn on the sad face, and say "Honey, I hope your not mad. It seemed like the right thing to do.":innocent:

Oh....and if you really sent that text....your reason was that you were trying to hide being a big softy.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pfffft! Amateurs.:sneaky2:

Pal.....on your way home, you saw the neighbor that is having a tuff time. You were thinking about that family, and you got kinda worried about them. Then, when you looked in the fridge, you saw that y'all had some "extra" stuff, and you saw that as a sign, to help your neighbors a little.

This is when you turn on the sad face, and say "Honey, I hope your not mad. It seemed like the right thing to do.":innocent:

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That could work,, still a problem with the text message though $%^&*technology

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Originally Posted by Pal334

That could work,, still a problem with the text message though $%^&*technology

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That's simple. Honey - I'll call the cell phone company in the morning. It's obvious that some kids with malicious intentions hacked into our account. I'll make sure I get right on it.

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Originally Posted by Pal334

That could work,, still a problem with the text message though $%^&*technology

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I covered that in the next post. I just type slow! LOL

I don't know ,guys I may have dug a deep hole here, hopefully she won't see it tonight. Then tomorrow if the snow gets here, her attention may be diverted.

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Originally Posted by Pal334

I don't know ,guys I may have dug a deep hole here, hopefully she won't see it tonight. Then tomorrow if the snow gets here, her attention may be diverted.

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Well, you could be a man....just put your foot down, and say "yeah, I did it it....and what of it?!?!"

(Snicker, Snicker....Let us know how that turns out. Snicker, Snicker.) :innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well, you could be a man....just put your foot down, and say "yeah, I did it it....and what of it?!?!"

(Snicker, Snicker....Let us know how that turns out. Snicker, Snicker.) :innocent:

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Oh no!!!! I am silly, not suicidal:drool: