Hang in there. If it's worth having, it's worth choking the living daylights out of the moron that is holding things up.......um, er, I mean waiting for. Did I say that out loud?
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Hang in there. If it's worth having, it's worth choking the living daylights out of the moron that is holding things up.......um, er, I mean waiting for. Did I say that out loud?
I didn't hear anything!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
[quote=nell67;57193]You are. The post was what to do with the morons. :D You could substitute wet cement for a black board... your option.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ridge Wolf
AHHHH,gotcha now,sometimes,I'm a little slow.:D No wisecracks from Rick either!
Well you certainly won't get any from me. I'm still trying to figure out what he meant on another thread. (Seems like I do that a lot)
got that one off photobucket.com type in what you want in the search bar it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ridge Wolf
when you view a picture it will give you several codes off to the side simply copy then paste the code and you can view it here.http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ead.php?t=1318
Oh yeah.. Rick's post on that .. Stubborn Dutchman that I am, I don't read instructions. :o:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonjimm
ridge; it's an animated gif image. you post them just as you would a regular image, with the "[img]...[/img]" tags.
FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME - AND IT'S A TRUE STORY!!!
>
>
> > Bricklayers Accident Report
> >
> > This poor guy even had the nerve to admit his stupidity!Possibly the funniest story in a long while.
> > This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation
> > board.This is a true story.
> >
> > Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure.......
> >
> > Dear Sir,
> >
> > I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block3 of the accident report form. I put 'poor planning' as the
> > cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.
> > I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my
> > work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500lbs.
> > Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the
> > building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I
> > went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident
> > report form that I weigh 135 lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to
> > let go of the rope.
> >
> > Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which
> > was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar
> > bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form.
> >
> > Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.
> > Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience
> > pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel.
> >
> > Now devoid of the weight of bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a
> > rapid descent, down the side of the building.In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two
> > fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body.
> >
> > Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the
> > pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.
> >
> > I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, inpain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind
> > and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.I
> > hope this answers your inquiry.
> >
> > Kevin Roben - Victim of Sircunstances
That is hilarious,painful to read to be sure,but hilarious,OUCH!
Saw that a few years back as it made the email rounds. Too funny.
sounds like he worked at my plant...lmao
The new house is finally set,the electric is on,and I am staying my first night there tonight,not even looking forward to it,as far as I am concerned,they could have kept the *^) thing. It has an electrical issue that they have to come in and diagnose,worst bunch of #%$^#&@@! I have ever seen in my life,other than my father,must be related to him.
Ahh.. candle light dinner.. survival for two with candles flashlights etc. You could play like you're in the woods. :rolleyes::DQuote:
Originally Posted by nell67
Ummmm,no,no candle light dinner here,I will save those for Canada!The electric is on,there is just certain rooms you cant turn lights on or it kicks the breakers
Well, good luck with the move in.
I'm glad you back in the house...sorta back in.
I was gonna suggest a house warming party, or at least some house warming gifts. Buuuuut then got to thinking about the reason for the new home and thought better of the warming part.
Funny crash ,reeeeaaaaaalllllllllll funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
Have they fixed your electric yet?