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02-16-2010, 10:19 PM
welderguy

#2 I do beleive
02-16-2010, 10:22 PM
welderguy

its salad, dinner , fish, desert ?
02-16-2010, 10:24 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by welderguy

its salad, dinner , fish, desert ?

How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork. :sneaky2:
02-16-2010, 10:25 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Ken

How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork. :sneaky2:

And 2dumb only uses a foon, so don't ask him either. :innocent:
02-16-2010, 10:26 PM
klkak

I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!
02-16-2010, 10:26 PM
welderguy

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Originally Posted by Ken

How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork. :sneaky2:

LMAO, I looked it up I was wrong its its fish, dinner, salad, dessert
02-16-2010, 10:28 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by klkak

I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!

Shouldn't you be out wrecking a snow machine right about now? :sneaky2:
02-16-2010, 10:28 PM
welderguy

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Originally Posted by klkak

I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!

Thats why I had to use crayons in High school, always wondered about that.
02-16-2010, 10:32 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by welderguy

Thats why I had to use crayons in High school, always wondered about that.

Felt tipped markers here. They wouldn't let me use the crayon sharpener on the bottom of the Crayola box. :innocent:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Crayola-64.jpg
02-16-2010, 10:36 PM
welderguy

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Originally Posted by Ken

Felt tipped markers here. They wouldn't let me use the crayon sharpener on the bottom of the Crayola box. :innocent:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Crayola-64.jpg

How is that fair my box never had a shapener, and you got markers , well thats ok cause the crayons tasted better than a marker anyway.
02-16-2010, 10:46 PM
Batch

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Originally Posted by Ken

Would those be #2, #4, or #11? :innocent:

http://tparty.typepad.com/the_tcozy/...blediagram.jpg

Take everything that goes on 5, 6, 12, 13, and 14 and combine them on 6. Send 15 back and have them bring you a beer. Tuck 1 in your collar and use 10 to shovel the grub down and wash down with beer.

Every once in a while look around the room and chuckle at them uptight dudes that can't even figure out how to eat. :cool2:
02-16-2010, 10:46 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by welderguy

How is that fair my box never had a shapener, and you got markers , well thats ok cause the crayons tasted better than a marker anyway.

Let's not talk about 4th graders sniffing markers, okay? :sneaky2:
02-16-2010, 10:50 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Batch

Take everything that goes on 5, 6, 12, 13, and 14 and combine them on 6. Send 15 back and have them bring you a beer. Tuck 1 in your collar and use 10 to shovel the grub down and wash down with beer.

Every once in a while look around the room and chuckle at them uptight dudes that can't even figure out how to eat. :cool2:

I eat fried chicken, ribs, sandwiches, french fries, popcorn, and even bacon (which CAN'T be properly eaten with a fork if crisp) with my hands. Same with pretzels, cookies, ..........

So wadda' I even need 10 for? :innocent:
02-16-2010, 10:54 PM
trax

Don't know about salad forks, I have a fear of salads.
02-16-2010, 10:54 PM
welderguy

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Originally Posted by Ken

Let's not talk about 4th graders sniffing markers, okay? :sneaky2:

Ken was 4th grade a bad year for you.
02-16-2010, 10:58 PM
welderguy

You all know we should be apologizing to the OP cause this thread got HIJACKED BAD.
02-16-2010, 11:02 PM
Batch

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Originally Posted by Ken

I eat fried chicken, ribs, sandwiches, french fries, popcorn, and even bacon (which CAN'T be properly eaten with a fork if crisp) with my hands. Same with pretzels, cookies, ..........

So wadda' I even need 10 for? :innocent:

Ken, you are correct that bacon can not be eaten with a fork properly. But, if you pick up the bacon and crumble it on to 10. Which by the way is technically referred to as a big a$$ spoon. You will find that as you use the spoon to scoop the crumbled bacon toward your mouth, if you will just extend your pinky finger, that you are eating it all proper and stuff. :cool2:
02-16-2010, 11:02 PM
klkak

Appologize for what? We don't even know who he is. He could be a figment of our magination.....or something.
02-16-2010, 11:03 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by welderguy

Ken was 4th grade a bad year for you.

Yes. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by welderguy

You all know we should be apologizing to the OP cause this thread got HIJACKED BAD.

Well, didn't he say.........

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Originally Posted by Ph34r

all feedback appreciated......Ph34r

??? :innocent:
02-16-2010, 11:06 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Batch

Ken, you are correct that bacon can not be eaten with a fork properly. But, if you pick up the bacon and crumble it on to 10. Which by the way is technically referred to as a big a$$ spoon. You will find that as you use the spoon to scoop the crumbled bacon toward your mouth, if you will just extend your pinky finger, that you are eating it all proper and stuff. :cool2:

Can I be "all proper and stuff" if I still fart and burp at the same time I eat the bacon? :innocent:

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