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11-03-2009, 09:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

We know.

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I like to refer to it as "lawyer grease".
11-03-2009, 10:06 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I like to refer to it as "lawyer grease".

Oh yeah? Let me explain something, 2dumb. The only place you're ever gonna' get "lawyer grease" is up your arse - just before the lawyer rams something that feels like a telephone poll up there. :sneaky2:
11-05-2009, 11:30 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Um....actually....9 people have chosen their dog, over you. (So far.)
That's 9 dogs.........making you 10th. (So far.):innocent:

I have 4 dogs. So that should put him in 13th. place. :innocent:

Can't you get ANYTHING right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
11-05-2009, 11:31 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

He picks on me.:innocent:

Hey, your family and friends need a break some time, don't they? :innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:33 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I have 4 dogs. So that should put him in 13th. place. :innocent:

Can't you get ANYTHING right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Dang it....I reminded Trax of one thing that he likes about you!:sneaky2:
11-05-2009, 11:36 PM
Ken

You know, 2dumb, if we ever took our show on the road, we could probably earn a few bucks. How about we split it, say 90% Ken and 10% 2dumb? :innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:37 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey.....what the.......

......Toto, we're not in Kansas, anymore!:innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:38 PM
Ken

So Crash, wadda' you do? Just hang there looking to move posts in a split second? :innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You know, 2dumb, if we ever took our show on the road, we could probably earn a few bucks. How about we split it, say 90% Ken and 10% 2dumb? :innocent:

OK...you get 90% of the gross, but you pay all the bills, out of your part.
11-05-2009, 11:44 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK...you get 90% of the gross, but you pay all the bills, out of your part.

Uh, 2dumb? My contracts are always "triple-net" so to speak. My out of pocket expenses (including travel related costs) get paid IN ADDITION to my fees. So, you have a deal. :)
11-05-2009, 11:47 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Uh, 2dumb? My contracts are always "triple-net" so to speak. My out of pocket expenses (including travel related costs) get paid IN ADDITION to my fees. So, you have a deal. :)

Well we're not talking about "your" contracts, we're talking about "our" contract, and I also want 51% interest, in all decision making.
11-05-2009, 11:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well we're not talking about "your" contracts, we're talking about "our" contract, and I also want 51% interest, in all decision making.

Okay, 2dumb, it will be "our" contract, but I do all the negotiating.

And you can have 51% control of all decisions - but only those involving which pair of socks you'll wear on any given day. I'll take care of the rest of the "details." :innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:01 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, 2dumb, it will be "our" contract, but I do all the negotiating.

And you can have 51% control of all decisions - but only those involving which pair of socks you'll wear on any given day. I'll take care of the rest of the "details." :innocent:

Not a chance. You being a lawyer, doesn't mean a whole lot, to me. I've changed, negotiated, signed, and executed my fair share of contracts. (Up to, and including 7 figure contracts.) I have gone toe to toe with lawyers, and backed them down. I can hold my own.:sneaky2:
11-06-2009, 12:05 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Not a chance. You being a lawyer, doesn't mean a whole lot, to me. I've changed, negotiated, signed, and executed my fair share of contracts. (Up to, and including 7 figure contracts.) I have gone toe to toe with lawyers, and backed them down. I can hold my own.:sneaky2:

Ahhhh, I see. You ARE a hard negotiator.

Okay. 95% Ken and 5% 2dumb. Deal? :innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:08 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Ahhhh, I see. You ARE a hard negotiator.

Okay. 95% Ken and 5% 2dumb. Deal? :innocent:

85%-15%, and all the squirrels you can eat.:innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:11 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

85%-15%, and all the squirrels you can eat.:innocent:

Deals off, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Maybe you can team up with Rick and work the rural circuit.

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11-06-2009, 12:14 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Deals off, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Maybe you can team up with Rick and work the rural circuit.

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Mooooove over, cable guy!:smash:
11-06-2009, 12:16 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Mooooove over, cable guy!:smash:

Look at the bright side. I can always be your agent. 40%.
11-06-2009, 12:17 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Look at the bright side. I can always be your agent. 40%.

8%......and all the squirrels, you can eat.:innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:19 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

8%......and all the squirrels, you can eat.:innocent:

Okay, I'll give you 8% and all the squrrels I can eat. Which is none. :sneaky2:

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