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11-17-2009, 10:26 PM
2dumb2kwit

Why are you always posting pictures, that are too big?
Are you over-compensating, for something?:blushing:
11-17-2009, 10:26 PM
Sarge47

Huh?

Dang if that don't look like Rick! :sneaky2::innocent::cool2:
11-17-2009, 10:27 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Why are you always posting pictures, that are too big?
Are you over-compensating, for something?:blushing:

Yes. Your lack of intellect. :)
11-17-2009, 10:29 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Why are you always posting pictures, that are too big?
Are you over-compensating, for something?:blushing:

No, I just wanted to scale the pic correctly, you f@t tub of sh!t. :sneaky2:

Notice I did NOT use the word "fat."
11-17-2009, 10:35 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.:innocent:

So, 2dumb, do you slice your tomatos when you put them in your fruit salad? :innocent:
11-17-2009, 10:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

No, I just wanted to scale the pic correctly, you f@t tub of sh!t. :sneaky2:

Notice I did NOT use the word "fat."

And I won't use the word "short", when I introduce you to people, as my new tattoo.:innocent:
11-17-2009, 10:43 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

So, 2dumb, do you slice your tomatos when you put them in your fruit salad? :innocent:

LOL....got the boot, again? :smash:
11-17-2009, 10:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

So, 2dumb, do you slice your tomatos when you put them in your fruit salad? :innocent:

You sure seem to bo preoccupied, with fruits.:blushing:
11-17-2009, 10:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hmmm....Kens been missing for 12 minutes, and it's nearly 10 o'clock. My money says, Kens raiding the fridge.:innocent:
11-17-2009, 11:27 PM
Ken

Nope. Phone call from a friend, 2dumb. Have you ever had one of those? A friend?

Besides, I couldn't eat another thing tonight. I had a dinner meeting with the president of that association that that guy Airbus (remember him?) said I didn't represent. New place. Polish restaurant. The last one within 50 miles of here closed about 10 years ago, and this new place .....:blushing:
11-18-2009, 04:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Oh. Well, just forget what I wrote. :innocent:

We usually do. :innocent:
11-18-2009, 04:52 PM
2dumb2kwit

Dang...I was the first one to get booted, today.:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 04:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

We usually do. :innocent:

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. :sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 04:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. :sneaky2:

If I did that, I'd kill off enough brain cells that people would start calling me a lawyer!:innocent:
11-18-2009, 04:59 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

If I did that, I'd kill off enough brain cells that people would start calling me a lawyer!:innocent:

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. Forever. :sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 05:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Now, if you would only forget to breathe. Forever. :sneaky2:

Then I'd kill enough brain cells, that people would call me a yankee lawyer!:innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:02 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Then I'd kill enough brain cells........

BOTH of them? :innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

BOTH of them? :innocent:

I'd have to kill the last two, to be as dumb as a yankee lawyer? LOL:innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:05 PM
Ken

You know, 2dumb, I'd really enjoy watching you get into your work product.... :innocent:

http://www.royalswimmingpools.com/excavation.jpg
11-18-2009, 05:09 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'd have to kill the last two, to be as dumb as a yankee lawyer? LOL:innocent:

Funny man! 2dumb, let me buy you a cup of coffee! :)

http://rlv.zcache.com/poison_drink_m...82gjco_400.jpg
11-18-2009, 05:10 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You know, 2dumb, I'd really enjoy watching you get into your work product.... :innocent:

I don't like messin' with equipment that small.

BTW, operating heavy equipment and moving dirt, is the reward part of the job. Reward for dealing with engineers and lawyers. :innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:12 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I don't like messin' with equipment that small.

BTW, operating heavy equipment and moving dirt, is the reward part of the job. Reward for dealing with engineers and lawyers. :innocent:

Stop over for a visit! I'll make sure my son's home. He's an engineer. :)
11-18-2009, 05:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Stop over for a visit! I'll make sure my son's home. He's an engineer. :)

Well there ya go.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.:innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

My job is normally, to take what the engineers and lawyers have done, and make it work anyway.:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 05:17 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well there ya go.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.:innocent:

http://webwordslinger.files.wordpres...pg?w=300&h=199
You're an Idiot!
11-18-2009, 05:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You're an Idiot!

Nope....I'm a smart arse....just like my dad.....get it?:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 05:20 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

My job is normally, to take what the engineers and lawyers have done, and make it work anyway.:sneaky2:

An engineer designed this. Can you make it work? :)

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0...ardgImage1.jpg
11-18-2009, 05:22 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

An engineer designed this. Can you make it work? :)

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0...ardgImage1.jpg

Heck yeah! I'm so good, I could make it work in the hand of a yankee lawyer!:smash:
11-18-2009, 05:24 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I don't like messin' with equipment that small.

I just talked to some of the girls you dated in high school. They said you're FOS because all of your equipment is small, and you were always getting caught messing with it. :innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:26 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Heck yeah! I'm so good, I could make it work in the hand of a yankee lawyer!:smash:

Okay! Just stand in front of me to make sure the hammer is touching my nose when I pull the trigger. :innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:27 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I just talked to some of the girls you dated in high school. They said you're FOS because all of your equipment is small, and you were always getting caught messing with it. :innocent:

It's a good thing you're a lawyer, cuz you suck as a private investigator.
You are either talking to the wrong girls, or your asking them about the wrong guy!:sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 05:29 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay! Just stand in front of me to make sure the hammer is touching my nose when I pull the trigger. :innocent:

HaHaHa...you'd still shoot yourself in the colon....cuz we all know that you've got your head up your.....:innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:29 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It's a good thing you're a lawyer, cuz you suck as a private investigator.
You are either talking to the wrong girls, or your asking them about the wrong guy!:sneaky2:

Nope. It was you for sure. And the guys you dated said the same thing.
11-18-2009, 05:30 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

HaHaHa...you'd still shoot yourself in the colon....cuz we all know that you've got your head up your.....:innocent:

*snicker,snicker* Then you'd have a semi-colon! :smash: LOL
11-18-2009, 05:32 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

*snicker,snicker* Then you'd have a semi-colon! :smash: LOL

Then we'd make a good comedy team. Semi-colon and Half-wit. :sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 05:34 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Then we'd make a good comedy team. Semi-colon and Half-wit. :sneaky2:

Doesn't it sting, a little, to be out witted by a half-wit?:blushing:
11-18-2009, 05:42 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Doesn't it sting, a little, to be out witted by a half-wit?:blushing:

I wouldn't know. It's never happened to me. :sneaky2:
11-18-2009, 05:50 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I wouldn't know. It's never happened to me. :sneaky2:

Oooooohhhhhh....I see. You must have gotten a bad fever, from the infection you got from that river.
11-18-2009, 05:54 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Oooooohhhhhh....I see. You must have gotten a bad fever, from the infection you got from that river.

Tired, 2dumb? That's the best you could come up with? :innocent:
11-18-2009, 05:59 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Tired, 2dumb? That's the best you could come up with? :innocent:

Yep....da-nile......it's the best I could do.

I don't think it's being tired, so much as being hungry!:innocent:

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