A storm of Apocalyptic potential approaches New Jersey

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Nope:innocent:My husband used to take and or move things that I had put someplace for a specific reason.

He got tired of having to fix that little mistake and now he has learned that if I put something someplace that I probably had a reason.:innocent:

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Well,, after 33 years she has not quite come to terms with the fact that I am almost untrainable

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Not that kind of truth, a truth a wife would believe!!!

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"What is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths; are mine the same as yours?" Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Are you suggesting that I try to recall that text message?

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EH???

Did you send her a text message saying that since she's lost her mind by buying all that stuff that you gave it away?

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Originally Posted by oly

Well with this picture we had 21" on an average, I fared very well:innocent:
Put them kids to work...

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Are you mad???? She has a weapon in her hands!!!!

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Well,, after 33 years she has not quite come to terms with the fact that I am almost untrainable

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Just saying

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

EH???

Did you send her a text message saying that since she's lost her mind by buying all that stuff that you gave it away?

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Of course I was not so crude. :innocent: I said what the #$%^& is going on with this stuff in the fridge? I am giving it away..

Was that insensitive?

Oly,, I think my wife would agree

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Of course I was not so crude. :innocent: I said what the #$%^& is going on with this stuff in the fridge? I am giving it away..

Was that insensitive?

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Is it insensitive to poke a lion with a stick?:innocent:

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Is it insensitive to poke a lion with a stick?:innocent:

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No,, just dumb.

I guess I am in trouble?

Maybe if I promise not to do it again (until next time)?

Just blame it on the zombies (the drink, not the walking dead).

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Just blame it on the zombies (the drink, not the walking dead).

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I think I may end up as a zombie at this rate (the walking dead, not the drink) :(

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Originally Posted by Ken

Good idea, Crash. :innocent:

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Now that is the best suggestion !!!! I just have to figure out a way to ,,,,,,mmmm I will work on that

Pfffft! Amateurs.:sneaky2:

Pal.....on your way home, you saw the neighbor that is having a tuff time. You were thinking about that family, and you got kinda worried about them. Then, when you looked in the fridge, you saw that y'all had some "extra" stuff, and you saw that as a sign, to help your neighbors a little.

This is when you turn on the sad face, and say "Honey, I hope your not mad. It seemed like the right thing to do.":innocent:

Oh....and if you really sent that text....your reason was that you were trying to hide being a big softy.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pfffft! Amateurs.:sneaky2:

Pal.....on your way home, you saw the neighbor that is having a tuff time. You were thinking about that family, and you got kinda worried about them. Then, when you looked in the fridge, you saw that y'all had some "extra" stuff, and you saw that as a sign, to help your neighbors a little.

This is when you turn on the sad face, and say "Honey, I hope your not mad. It seemed like the right thing to do.":innocent:

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That could work,, still a problem with the text message though $%^&*technology

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Originally Posted by Pal334

That could work,, still a problem with the text message though $%^&*technology

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That's simple. Honey - I'll call the cell phone company in the morning. It's obvious that some kids with malicious intentions hacked into our account. I'll make sure I get right on it.

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Originally Posted by Pal334

That could work,, still a problem with the text message though $%^&*technology

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I covered that in the next post. I just type slow! LOL

I don't know ,guys I may have dug a deep hole here, hopefully she won't see it tonight. Then tomorrow if the snow gets here, her attention may be diverted.

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Originally Posted by Pal334

I don't know ,guys I may have dug a deep hole here, hopefully she won't see it tonight. Then tomorrow if the snow gets here, her attention may be diverted.

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Well, you could be a man....just put your foot down, and say "yeah, I did it it....and what of it?!?!"

(Snicker, Snicker....Let us know how that turns out. Snicker, Snicker.) :innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well, you could be a man....just put your foot down, and say "yeah, I did it it....and what of it?!?!"

(Snicker, Snicker....Let us know how that turns out. Snicker, Snicker.) :innocent:

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Oh no!!!! I am silly, not suicidal:drool:

Hey look. Mrs. Pal finally got home and Pal is going out for milk, bread and eggs. He's a real champ that Pal.

http://www.islandnet.com/%7Esee/weat...izzard_man.gif

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well, you could be a man....just put your foot down, and say "yeah, I did it it....and what of it?!?!"

(Snicker, Snicker....Let us know how that turns out. Snicker, Snicker.) :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Oh no!!!! I am silly, not suicidal:drool:

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Ok, Ok.. Here a picture of my lumpy chair...
My wife will not allow me to wear any paints in the house!!!

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Originally Posted by Rick

Hey look. Mrs. Pal finally got home and Pal is going out for milk, bread and eggs. He's a real champ that Pal.

http://www.islandnet.com/%7Esee/weat...izzard_man.gif

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I better make sure she does not see your "helpful" post :)

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Originally Posted by oly

Ok, Ok.. Here a picture of my lumpy chair...
My wife will not allow me to wear any paints in the house!!!

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Great!! Thats all she would have to see!!!

I just don't get it ..... when i was a kid growing up in NJ, we had a winter that was so bad that the snow was stacked up high enough that you could almost touch the telephone wires and they had to dig tunnels at the corners so we could get to school.
Then when stationed in Maine we would get 1 to 2 feet of snow when a front would come in off of the great lakes.
Of course when I was in Memphis going thru "A" school they got just about an inch of snow and the world shut down.

Dude?

You still alive?:cool2:

Don't just leave us hanging here.
What happened???:)

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Dude?

You still alive?:cool2:

Don't just leave us hanging here.
What happened???:)

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sssh,, don't wake her up. I have been outside cleaning snow. I guess she was not found me out yet.

Either that or she just figured you raided the fridge again while she was asleep.

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Originally Posted by Pal334

sssh,, don't wake her up. I have been outside cleaning snow. I guess she was not found me out yet.

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If yours is like mine, the amount of trouble your in, is directly related to whether or not she won any money at Bingo.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

If yours is like mine, the amount of trouble your in, is directly related to whether or not she won any money at Bingo.:innocent:

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You are right!! Was a good night for her at bingo. She is up and about, no mention yet on the supply shortage. I will just tippy toe around until it is time to clear some more snow. Fingers crossed

OK, So PAL, Why did Mrs PAL buy all that stuff?
I'm glad she let you live. :)

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He failed.

Well it is like this, just because. How can a guy ever figure out what a female is thinking. We have been married since 1975 and I am still at a loss. Even in an Upstate NY blizzard, you are only off the road for 2, at worst 3 days.
And thank you the ever helpful Crash :)

I think the real root of this is that when we came back from Thailand (my wife is Thai), my Grandmother took her under her wing to teach her American ways. As a woman of the farms, Grandma was an original "prepper". She was a believed that storms were things to be prepared for as a normal course of business and tried to impress on her that maintaining levels of stores were important. Some how this translated to running out whenever there were storm warnings, rather than just keeping items stored. Like I said above, I just do not have women figured out

Pfffffft. There's nothing to figuring out women. There's only one rule. They make the rules. Once you crack the code it's clear sailing. (How's that dear? Does that look right? Okay, I'll erase the Pffft thingie.)

[QUOTE=Pal334;305570] How can a guy ever figure out what a female is thinking. We have been married since 1975 and I am still at a loss. QUOTE]

We keep changing it up.
We call that good OPSEC.
Always keep 'em guessing......... and in fear if at all possible. :)

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Originally Posted by Pal334

How can a guy ever figure out what a female is thinking. We have been married since 1975 and I am still at a loss. QUOTE]

We keep changing it up.
We call that good OPSEC.
Always keep 'em guessing......... and in fear if at all possible. :)

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Further confirmation of my conspiracy theory :)

Shock and awe. We can't discuss the awe on here, though.

I'll just say this. You don't have to know women. Just do like I do. ( I ) tell my wife I'm boss, and she let's me know it's okay as long as I do what she says when she says it and how she wants things done. YEPPERRRR, I'M the BOSS.

HEHEHEHEHEH..........got THAT figgered im MY (oops OUR) house too...................