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09-05-2009, 06:03 PM
Rick

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09-05-2009, 08:02 PM
Ole WV Coot

I always wondered if two skunks got into a pi$$ing contest which one will come out smellin like the winner. Guess I can wait and see now.
09-07-2009, 09:41 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Now, why would you use big ol' words like that, when talking to a dumb redneck??

Hummpppfff, I wonder if Ken bitc*nwhine knows what it means?

Here's a hint, 2dumb: We'll start calling you "Duh" from now on.......... :innocent:
09-07-2009, 09:45 AM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Here's a hint, 2dumb: We'll start calling you "Duh" from now on.......... :innocent:

Excuse me sir...but I was talking to Rick. If you want to try and insult me, there's a thread for that.......but this ain't it! Duh!
09-07-2009, 10:22 AM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Now, why would you use big ol' words like that, when talking to a dumb redneck??

Hummpppfff, I wonder if Ken bitc*nwhine knows what it means?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Excuse me sir...but I was talking to Rick. If you want to try and insult me, there's a thread for that.......but this ain't it! Duh!

Just responding to your posts, Duh.

BTW, that's Mr. Sir, to you..... :sneaky2:
09-07-2009, 10:29 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah.
Blah blah.......blah blah!!! .. :sneaky2:

Did you say something?
09-07-2009, 10:32 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Did you say something?

Clean your ears, son, clean your ears.

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09-07-2009, 09:19 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

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Oh believe it!
By the by, I'm working on a carboard cut-out of you to take to any meets so you won't feel left out. (end quote)

(Quote:)
originally posted by 2dumb2kwit
Cool! Can you make a cut-out 6'2", athletic build, and ruggedly handsome? (end Quote)
Yeah 2D2K but who would that be if she did that??
09-07-2009, 09:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

(Quote:)
Originally Posted by wychwood View Post
Oh believe it!
By the by, I'm working on a carboard cut-out of you to take to any meets so you won't feel left out. (end quote)

(Quote:)
originally posted by 2dumb2kwit
Cool! Can you make a cut-out 6'2", athletic build, and ruggedly handsome? (end Quote)
Yeah 2D2K but who would that be if she did that??

WW's vision of me, of course. LOL
OK...OK....maybe it should have been 6'2" and ruggedly built.:blushing:
09-07-2009, 09:28 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

WW's vision of me, of course. LOL
OK...OK....maybe it should have been 6'2" and ruggedly built.:blushing:

Don't you mean 5'6" 200lbs and scruffy?:innocent::clap:
09-07-2009, 09:51 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

Here you go ken I copied this post where 2D admits to being a Mule.

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Aww 2Dumb, Night, night.
And that particular animal has some very good qualities, honest, loyal, hardworking, and kind of sweet!2D replies to WW-
...and kinda goofy......and real stubborn! Hey......wait a minute.....that might just be me!!! LOL
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09-07-2009, 10:06 PM
2dumb2kwit

Huh....I can hear the call now.

Hello equus.....this is 2dumb.
Hey, you remember those 'hawks, that Ken promised you, but never sent?
Uh, huh........yeah.......you don't say!
Oh BTW....did you know that poco has been helping Ken?
Yep...that Ken! The one that stiffed you, on the hawks.

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09-07-2009, 10:21 PM
pocomoonskyeyes

Hey 2D I just showed this thread to Equus and she said I'm dead!! I just started laughing!!!! See I believe in telling on myself it's not nearly as bad as letting someone else have all the fun!!!
09-08-2009, 03:14 AM
equus

yeah he did 2d2k. he does that so that i will feel sorry for him so that i don't kill him to bad. maybe we need to get together to do something to them ken and poco you know!!!!!
09-08-2009, 09:57 AM
pocomoonskyeyes

Oh Boy now we have team aggravation!!! Me and Ken against Dottie and 2D2K. Ken this is going to be easy!! Just keep sharp objects away from her. I'll lock up the Tomahawks and knives,that 'll make her threats impotent.(Aside from the blades I keep on or with me 24/7)
09-08-2009, 10:30 AM
Rick

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Originally Posted by poco

I'll lock up the Tomahawks and knives,that 'll make her threats impotent.

Yeah. Right. That will work for you reeeaaaallly well, I'm sure.
09-08-2009, 10:44 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Oh Boy now we have team aggravation!!! Me and Ken against Dottie and 2D2K. Ken this is going to be easy!! Just keep sharp objects away from her. I'll lock up the Tomahawks and knives,that 'll make her threats impotent.(Aside from the blades I keep on or with me 24/7)

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Originally Posted by Rick

Yeah. Right. That will work for you reeeaaaallly well, I'm sure.

Well, I'm pretty sure equus has poco under control,(I'm with you, Rick....I don't know who he thinks he's foolin'! LOL) so all I have to worry about is Ken. (And he's not much, without others helping him. LOL):innocent:
09-08-2009, 02:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

It's kinda quiet, around here today. Do y'all think Kens is actually working? LOL:sneaky2:
09-08-2009, 03:57 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It's kinda quiet, around here today. Do y'all think Kens is actually working? LOL:sneaky2:

Actually, yeah, I was. I had to dig three trenches and three 4 feet deep crushed stone wells and lay down about 90' of 6" drainage pipe (connected to my roof downspouts) into the wells. Started yesterday afternoon and woke up early and finished the job this morning.

The down spouts from my roof gutters were flowing back toward the foundation of the house, and I wanted to correct that little problem before things started freezing up.

Woke up a bit sore (actually I was in severe pain) this morning.......... :innocent:
09-08-2009, 04:33 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by pocomoonskyeyes

Here you go ken I copied this post where 2D admits to being a Mule.

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Aww 2Dumb, Night, night.
And that particular animal has some very good qualities, honest, loyal, hardworking, and kind of sweet!2D replies to WW-
...and kinda goofy......and real stubborn! Hey......wait a minute.....that might just be me!!! LOL
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Thanks, Poco! Yep, I saw it! Where I come from, we call that an "Admission." :clap:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Let me guess......you mean the one on the left.:sneaky2::blushing:
09-09-2009, 09:36 AM
2dumb2kwit

Look......He's been sitting there for at least 14 minutes, trying to think of something witty, to say. Is it that hard to come up with an insult for me, or my soup???

What a loser!

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09-09-2009, 09:39 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Look......He's been sitting there for at least 14 minutes, trying to think of something witty, to say. Is it that hard to come up with an insult for me, or my soup???

What a loser!

Wrong again, moron. I WAS BEING NICE TO YOU (everyone makes mistakes) and I was posting my recipe for minestrone soup in between the phone calls I was taking.
09-09-2009, 09:52 AM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

I WAS BEING NICE TO YOU

Wellll.....Imagine my surprise! LOL:innocent:

....or, as we say around here.....whodathunkit!
09-09-2009, 09:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

Poco said...

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Somebody said Ken had to leave...He was complaining of chest pains and Mumbling something about that dadburn 2D2K...

Well I hope he's OK! You know he had to swallow his pride.........and for Ken, that's about the size of a Buick! LOL:innocent:

(Look crash.......I took it here, so you didn't have to move it! Now, if we could just teach Ken that trick! LOL)
09-09-2009, 09:53 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

(Look crash.......I took it here, so you didn't have to move it! Now, if we could just teach Ken that trick! LOL)

2dumb, you should start with the basic tricks:

1. 2dumb, Sit!

2. 2dumb, Roll over!

3. 2dumb, Play dead! Forever! :sneaky2:
09-09-2009, 09:56 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, you should start with the basic tricks:

1. 2dumb, Sit!

2. 2dumb, Roll over!

3. 2dumb, Play dead! Forever! :sneaky2:

OK...that's better! First you were being nice......then you agreed with me....I was starting to get worried! LOL:innocent:
09-09-2009, 10:00 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, you should start with the basic tricks:

1. 2dumb, Sit!

2. 2dumb, Roll over!

3. 2dumb, Play dead! Forever! :sneaky2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK...that's better! First you were being nice......then you agreed with me....I was starting to get worried! LOL:innocent:

...........and ever, and ever, and ever.......... :sneaky2:
09-09-2009, 10:03 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

...........and ever, and ever, and ever.......... :sneaky2:

Alright! Don't get carried away, and make me smack you down, again! :innocent:
09-09-2009, 10:08 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Et tu, aflineman? :sneaky2:

Well dang, that was clever! Wish I had thought of that.:innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...334#post146334
09-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Alright! Don't get carried away, and make me smack you down, again! :innocent:

delusions of grandeur - noun - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.
09-09-2009, 10:16 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

delusions of grandeur - noun - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are.

That's good, that you know what it is. Now if you would just realize that it is what you are having, when you think you can out wit me! LOL:smash:
09-09-2009, 10:16 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well dang, that was clever! Wish I had thought of that.:innocent:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...334#post146334

Hey Shakespeare, keep lookin'. I used that line several times back in the good old days - BEFORE YOU WERE A MEMBER HERE! :sneaky2:
09-09-2009, 10:19 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

That's good, that you know what it is. Now if you would just realize that it is what you are having, when you think you can out wit me! LOL:smash:

I think you meant to say "out DIMwit" you. No, I can't do that.
09-09-2009, 10:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Hey Shakespeare, keep lookin'. I used that line several times back in the good old days - BEFORE YOU WERE A MEMBER HERE! :sneaky2:

Hmmm.....guess we were both clever! LOL:innocent:
09-09-2009, 10:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hmmm.....guess we were both clever! LOL:innocent:

You know....now that I think about it, I still think I should get a few more points out of that one, than you get. I mean think about it....you're a yankee lawyer. I think it's safe to say that you've been exposed to a Latin phrase, or two. Me on the other hand.......a dumb redneck, throwing out a Latin phrase.....in context.....that should be worth something! LOL:innocent::clap:
09-09-2009, 10:37 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You know....now that I think about it, I still think I should get a few more points out of that one, than you get. I mean think about it....you're a yankee lawyer. I think it's safe to say that you've been exposed to a Latin phrase, or two. Me on the other hand.......a dumb redneck, throwing out a Latin phrase.....in context.....that should be worth something! LOL:innocent::clap:

Tell the truth, 2dumb. :sneaky2: I'll bet you've had several Latin words thrown at you.

Idiot derives from a Latin word that referred to an ignorant, uneducated person.

Imbecile derives from a Latin adjective having the sense of “weak.”

As well as some Greek words:

Moron comes from a Greek word meaning “stupid.”

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/idio...es-and-morons/
09-09-2009, 10:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Tell the truth, 2dumb. :sneaky2: I'll bet you've had several Latin words thrown at you.

Idiot derives from a Latin word that referred to an ignorant, uneducated person.

Imbecile derives from a Latin adjective having the sense of “weak.”

As well as some Greek words:

Moron comes from a Greek word meaning “stupid.”

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/idio...es-and-morons/

Uhhh.....whut?:blushing:
09-10-2009, 07:39 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

Actually, you would disappear. Your posts will be here forever.

Oh, Oh, Oh..............never mind. Crash would just move it, to the 2D2K vs Ken thread.:blushing:
09-10-2009, 07:41 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

There's gotta' be an upside to this - let me think about it. :innocent:

*I see the up-side!*
09-10-2009, 07:51 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

*I see the up-side!*

2dumb, you do realize that it's the "2D2K vs Ken thread" right? That's

challenger vs. CHAMPION.

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