A fate worse than banning

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08-19-2009, 07:55 PM
Rick

Is he the piccolo player or the Yak?
08-19-2009, 07:58 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Is he the piccolo player or the Yak?

He's the skin-flute playin' yak herder. Right Ji..., I mean, 2dumb?
08-19-2009, 08:09 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

He's the skin-flute playin' yak herder. Right Ji..., I mean, 2dumb?

Ya see.....there you go again, with the sexual reference and the farm animals.:blushing:

Are you sure there isn't something, that you want to get off your chest? :innocent:
08-19-2009, 08:16 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Are you sure there isn't something, that you want to get off your chest? :innocent:

Nope. I ain't partin' with it! :sneaky2:

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08-19-2009, 08:28 PM
mountain mama

awwwww I was hoping it was something more like this: http://www.cookies4acause.com/shop/i...js%20apron.jpg
08-19-2009, 08:33 PM
Rick

Personally, I'd opt for the Yak. The girls will be looking for a guy. They might not find you if you're dressed as a Yak in Mongolia. Turkestan, the might find you but not Mongolia.
08-19-2009, 08:34 PM
2dumb2kwit

aaaaaaahahahahahahaahehehehehehahahahaha!!!:smash: :clap:

edit; this was intended for the apron.....Rick snuck in there. LOL
08-19-2009, 08:35 PM
nell67

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Originally Posted by Rick

Personally, I'd opt for the Yak. The girls will be looking for a guy. They might not find you if you're dressed as a Yak in Mongolia. Turkestan, the might find you but not Mongolia.

*snicker* Can't beLIEve you said that...*snort*giggle,giggle*
08-19-2009, 08:36 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Personally, I'd opt for the Yak. The girls will be looking for a guy. They might not find you if you're dressed as a Yak in Mongolia. Turkestan, the might find you but not Mongolia.

I wonder if they have danish, in Mongolia? (the pastry, not the people)
08-19-2009, 08:38 PM
Rick

If they do I'll be part of the Yak costumer. But I get the FRONT end!!!
08-19-2009, 08:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

If they do I'll be part of the Yak costumer. But I get the FRONT end!!!

Heck no....not if Ken's around!:sneaky2:
08-19-2009, 08:42 PM
Rick

I'm not afraid of you. I just want to be able to see the girls when they are on the way. If you're suddenly standing there all bent over and the front half of the Yak is running down the road you can be pretty certain I saw the girls. If that happens you might want to bent over a bit more and kiss yourself goodbye.
08-19-2009, 08:44 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Heck no....not if Ken's around!:sneaky2:

So............. you want me in front..........so you can be in the back? :whistling: Why??? :scared:
08-19-2009, 08:50 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

I'm not afraid of you. I just want to be able to see the girls when they are on the way. If you're suddenly standing there all bent over and the front half of the Yak is running down the road you can be pretty certain I saw the girls. If that happens you might want to bent over a bit more and kiss yourself goodbye.

You took me all wrong, Rick. LOL

I meant that I don't want to be the back end of a farm animal, with Ken lurking in the area! (He really seems to have this thing,for farm animals!)
08-19-2009, 08:51 PM
Rick

Well if that starts up I'll be running down the road anyway. On second thought. This whole thing is just too dangerous for me. I'm going to find a nice warm Danish (pastry not the people) and a cup of coffee.
08-19-2009, 08:51 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

So............. you want me in front..........so you can be in the back? :whistling: Why??? :scared:

It's simple.....I don't want to be bent over, looking like a farm animal, with you anywhere near by!:sneaky2:
08-19-2009, 08:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You took me all wrong, Rick. LOL

I meant that I don't want to be the back end of a farm animal, with Ken lurking in the area! (He really seems to have this thing,for farm animals!)

Talkin' 'bout me "behind my back?" (pun intended) :innocent:

I'm so funny I crack my self up.........
08-19-2009, 08:58 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Talkin' 'bout me "behind my back?" (pun intended) :innocent:

I'm so funny I crack my self up.........

No...I was talking about you behind my back! LOL:smash:
08-19-2009, 09:14 PM
Ken

Lorna's here. Anybody have a first aid kit for 2dumb?
08-19-2009, 09:23 PM
Lorna

Thinking I may need some legal representation when I get through with 2d2k. :yes:
08-19-2009, 09:25 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Lorna

Thinking I may need some legal representation when I get through with 2d2k. :yes:

It'll be my genuine pleasure! 100% discount! :clap:
08-19-2009, 09:26 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

Thinking I may need some legal representation when I get through with 2d2k. :yes:

You mean that in a good way.....right?:blushing:
08-19-2009, 09:36 PM
Lorna

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebel

What if...

instead of a humanitarian banning we were force into a period of time in a banned purgatory. A place of the utmost sarcastic and inhumane indifference. A place so unfriendly that hell itself would shy away from.

Let me see if I understand this right. This place we're talking about is going to be worse than hell. Correct? If this is so may I purpose that you add that the one being banned is also required to converse with 2d2k for what will seem like a life time of agony or they lose their mind. Although after conversing with 2d2k losing their mind will be like winning the grand prize. :sneaky2:
08-19-2009, 09:39 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

Let me see if I understand this right. This place we're talking about is going to be worse than hell. Correct? If this is so may I purpose that you add that the one being banned is also required to converse with 2d2k for what will seem like a life time of agony or they lose their mind. Although after conversing with 2d2k losing their mind will be like winning the grand prize. :sneaky2:

Ever meet his family?

http://therealestatecoconut.com/file...razypeople.jpg
http://www.delmarscene.com/square.ph...razypeople.jpg
08-19-2009, 09:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

Let me see if I understand this right. This place we're talking about is going to be worse than hell. Correct? If this is so may I purpose that you add that the one being banned is also required to converse with 2d2k for what will seem like a life time of agony or they lose their mind. Although after conversing with 2d2k losing their mind will be like winning the grand prize. :sneaky2:

Nooooo....see, you've got it all wrong. It started out as..

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebel
What if...

instead of a humanitarian banning we were force into a period of time in a banned purgatory. A place of the utmost sarcastic and inhumane indifference. A place so unfriendly that hell itself would shy away from.

...but before your name was brought into it, it had changed to hanging out in the tent with me and Rick, at the jamboree. (..and we all know, that Rick and I are gentlemen.) :innocent:
08-19-2009, 09:47 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nooooo....see, you've got it all wrong. It started out as..

...but before your name was brought into it, it had changed to hanging out in the tent with me and Rick, at the jamboree. (..and we all know, that Rick and I are gentlemen.) :innocent:

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08-19-2009, 09:49 PM
Rick

I'm still sitting on the fence. You know that, right?
08-19-2009, 09:50 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

I'm still sitting on the fence. You know that, right?

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08-19-2009, 09:51 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

I'm still sitting on the fence. You know that, right?

And again........

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08-19-2009, 09:53 PM
Lorna

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Rick, I think Ken Da Newt, is absolutely right!
Great idea Ken!

Let's see now....
..the first two names on the list are...

...wychwood and Lorna!:clap::innocent:

Now to address this issue. First off, 2d2k am I correct in assuming that your purposing that I have done something so horrible that I not only need to be banned but I need to be punished by having to spend time with you in a tent? I believe this would come under the heading of cruel and inhumane punishment (for me) that is. In which case I will have to hire Ken to represent me in my temporary insanity plea. I'm thinking along the lines of Bobbit. Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?
08-19-2009, 09:58 PM
Lorna

Now as far as Rick is concerned, I feel he was forced into this situation through no fault of his own. Therefore, I'll hold 2d2k fully responsible and will direct my comments his way.
08-19-2009, 09:59 PM
Rick

See? That right there is why I'm on the fence! Tell me that ain't worse than a fence piercing. Hang on. I'm slipping off the fence again dang it.

You go, girl. Like I said. I'm a gentleman.
08-19-2009, 10:08 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?

We won't take any chances. I'll have them delivered by carrier pigeon.
08-19-2009, 10:09 PM
Lorna

Ken can we send 2d2k to Hope and let him play with the bears? That way I'm innocent as his dimiss was due to natural causes. :innocent:
08-19-2009, 10:11 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

In which case I will have to hire Ken to represent me in my temporary insanity plea.

No! I'll do it for free!

And a temporary insanity defense won't be necessary, either. Ever hear of justifiable homicide? :innocent:
08-19-2009, 10:12 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

Ken can we send 2d2k to Hope and let him play with the bears? That way I'm innocent as his dimiss was due to natural causes. :innocent:

Yep! 2dumb can walk right past those "No Tresspassing" signs. :innocent:
08-19-2009, 10:19 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

GREAT IDEA, REBEL!

Make 'em share a tent with Rick and 2dumb at the next Jambroee! :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Lorna

Now to address this issue. First off, 2d2k am I correct in assuming that your purposing that I have done something so horrible that I not only need to be banned but I need to be punished by having to spend time with you in a tent? I believe this would come under the heading of cruel and inhumane punishment (for me) that is. In which case I will have to hire Ken to represent me in my temporary insanity plea. I'm thinking along the lines of Bobbit. Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?

You are still working off of a false premise. When it went from a horrible punishment, to an enjoyable weekend....that's when I thought of you and wychwood. So, you see...the list that I was referring to was a good list....not the bad list that started that thread.(I would never think of putting you ladies on that list.) :innocent:
08-19-2009, 10:21 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorna

Wondering if there's anything in the postal code about mailing male parts to the wife of the offender?

BTW....I'm not married.:innocent:

(Been with the same woman for 12 or 14 years......but not married.)
08-19-2009, 10:21 PM
crashdive123

First liar doesn't stand a chance.
08-19-2009, 10:22 PM
Ken

The jury is not impressed, 2dumb.........

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