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Ken's my lawyer.
I'm beginning to fear that if I gave you guys the answer it would take me 250 words to explain it. :sneaky2:
let me go or I'll kill you, you SOB!
Ted did it!
Best answer so far. LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted
well that certainly is a riddle then isn't it Kenny?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Nice try! Still no duckie.Quote:
Originally Posted by RangerXanatos
That might have worked BEFORE the trial. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
I've heard things like that said to judges before. They didn't work then, and it doesn't work now. Try again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted
Im going to jail ?
Yes, but the answer is very simple and IT CAN BE FOUND IN THE QUESTION. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted
Just a teeny weeny bit warmer. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Justin Case
I've already served my time.
Let me go and i won't kill you you SOB!
Loyal 'till the end. Or for 10 seconds, whichever comes first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
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Originally Posted by Rick
C'mon, guys! Read the riddle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted
Here's a hint: No calculators are necessary.
Lemme' know when you lightweights give up. :sneaky2:
You'll give me six years.
I can figure out why he would say that but not why the judge would set him free.
YES! The explaination will follow in the next post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
give ....uncle....surrender even!
If the guy says you'll give me six years then the judge would have to give him 4 if it were true. If it were false, the judge would have to give him six years, which would make it true so he'd have to give him 4. I think. But I have no idea why he was set free.
The convict said "You will sentence me to 6 years."
If that WERE true, the Judge would have had to sentence him to 4 years.
Which would have then made the statement false, requiring the Judge to give him 6 years, which would have then made the statement true.
In other words, the Judge COULD NOT sentence him.
Everybody get that?
Great - now we have to wait for Peppy the Speed Typer to find out why.
Probably raiding the fridge for a late night snack.
Uh, oh. You're beginning to think like a lawyer. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Yeah, yeah. What's the answer?
Riddeling isnt it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
That's cruel. True, but still cruel. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
250 words please
He's busy making that squirrel sandwich.
Good idea! Time for some kugel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
http://kosherfood.about.com/od/sidedishes/p/kugel.htm
Honest? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted
Since we apparently aren't going to to get the answer.....
Here's a survival one for you:
Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?
With homemade maple syrup.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Not tonight. I had a great Chilean Sea Bass with a citrus bur blanc sauce. The stuffed lobster woulda' killed me. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
But I still have a bit of room for desert. :)
The Wicked Witch of the West?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Good guess but know.
Ummm guys - he did give the answer. Really. And Rick - you had it right.
.......a fire?
Fire......
Yep!! A campfire.