#2 I do beleive
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#2 I do beleive
its salad, dinner , fish, desert ?
How would I know? This is a Wilderness Forum, dammit! I only use a spork. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
And 2dumb only uses a foon, so don't ask him either. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
I didn't think either one of you were allowed to use anything sharp or pointy!
LMAO, I looked it up I was wrong its its fish, dinner, salad, dessertQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Shouldn't you be out wrecking a snow machine right about now? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
Thats why I had to use crayons in High school, always wondered about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
Felt tipped markers here. They wouldn't let me use the crayon sharpener on the bottom of the Crayola box. :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Crayola-64.jpg
How is that fair my box never had a shapener, and you got markers , well thats ok cause the crayons tasted better than a marker anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
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Originally Posted by Ken
Take everything that goes on 5, 6, 12, 13, and 14 and combine them on 6. Send 15 back and have them bring you a beer. Tuck 1 in your collar and use 10 to shovel the grub down and wash down with beer.
Every once in a while look around the room and chuckle at them uptight dudes that can't even figure out how to eat. :cool2:
Let's not talk about 4th graders sniffing markers, okay? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
I eat fried chicken, ribs, sandwiches, french fries, popcorn, and even bacon (which CAN'T be properly eaten with a fork if crisp) with my hands. Same with pretzels, cookies, ..........Quote:
Originally Posted by Batch
So wadda' I even need 10 for? :innocent:
Don't know about salad forks, I have a fear of salads.
Ken was 4th grade a bad year for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
You all know we should be apologizing to the OP cause this thread got HIJACKED BAD.
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Originally Posted by Ken
Ken, you are correct that bacon can not be eaten with a fork properly. But, if you pick up the bacon and crumble it on to 10. Which by the way is technically referred to as a big a$$ spoon. You will find that as you use the spoon to scoop the crumbled bacon toward your mouth, if you will just extend your pinky finger, that you are eating it all proper and stuff. :cool2:
Appologize for what? We don't even know who he is. He could be a figment of our magination.....or something.
Yes. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
Well, didn't he say.........Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
??? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ph34r
Can I be "all proper and stuff" if I still fart and burp at the same time I eat the bacon? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Batch
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Originally Posted by klkak
READ THIS AND LEARN, EVERYBODY. :sneaky2:
Thank you, klkak! Posted, as always, like a true Ex-Spert! :)
How the hell did we go from a discussion about survival spoons to apologizing to Ron Howard's childhood character?Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
Talk about thread drift. :innocent:
I'mmma scared. That box is looking at me and showing its teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
CRaYoLA
llIIii..iiIIll
Have no Ph34r, klkak! :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
Long as your pinky is extended of course...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Gotcha'! Same way I eat my fish "all proper and stuff," right? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Batch
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:B...trout_hold.jpg
......or drink my coffee? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Batch
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:3...p-pinky-up.jpg
Exactly! :cool2:
Yep, that's me, alright......... :innocent:
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Lmao Thats Funny!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by batch
Good point carry on.Quote:
Originally Posted by klkak
Geez Ken. You going all ELEGANT on us?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Here in Texas this is elegant table ware
Only when I break out the titanium utensils. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by crashdive123
But the tables are still A LOT larger (longer) in Texas, aren't they?Quote:
Originally Posted by welderguy
http://bohemianhellhole.typepad.com/...ing_room_1.gif
Yes they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
A few things:
Thanks for the criticism; but in some survival situations, you need to take control of your fears to survive. But to an extent, i do agree fear is there to protect you.
second of all, i am not a hacker. I just acquired the name ph34r in my ongoing military career. But i did find all the speculation amusing.
When I was on corporate staff they brought in an etiquette expert for us. It was quite fascinating. Afterward, we went out for a beer. By the way, when passing food to another at the table, the food should always be passed counter-clockwise. Now you know.
At the campfire, any direction is proper as long as you don't throw it.
Oh I don't know about that Rick, when a Guide leader cremates pancakes twice in quick succession, that's about all it's good for. We had no need for frisbees:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpB3ME_Xem0Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
I have that film on DVD Bee, We still have hysterics laughing! I just clicked on the link, and Winnie jnr guessed what it was and started laughing!