A storm of Apocalyptic potential approaches New Jersey

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Hmmm...

If she was planning to make a big batch of egg nog or a lot of oven omlettes you are in trouble....:)

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Mmmmm,, I really hate the direction your suggestion is heading. If you are correct, I am in big trouble. And Kens services would be of now help

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Originally Posted by Pal334

I think I will stick with a breakage story, my daughter is the Bakery Manager at the store and I may get "ratted" out (females stick together)

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Mmmmm,, I really hate the direction your suggestion is heading. If you are correct, I am in big trouble. And Kens services would be of now help

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Don't let her rattle you, Crash. She's just being a http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:I...nutcracker.jpg

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Originally Posted by Ken

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Too complicated. Now cowgirlup has me worried. :(

If you stay with the truth. You gave it to a needy family. You're golden and no worries.

:sweatingbullets::sweatingbullets::sweatingbullets :

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Too complicated. Now cowgirlup has me worried. :(

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Relax, Pal. Nobody makes eggnog without bringing home a bottle from the spirits victulator. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by rebel

If you stay with the truth. You gave it to a needy family. You're golden and no worries.

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Ya, thats the ticket!!!! I guess I could leave out the motivation for doing it.

Mmmm, Ken, that is an avenue we did not consider:smash:

OK, Does your wife usually go crazy and buy stuff you don't normally eat when a storm approaches?

Does she do any baking for any church/school/ office type things?

Ken has a great defense lined up if neither of these apply.

If not you may be screwed big time.:innocent:

Don't listen to her, Pal. She's EVIL. They all stick together, and she's just trying to get you bagged! :sneaky2:

You could always run out and buy more.......... :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Relax, Pal. Nobody makes eggnog without bringing home a bottle from the spirits victulator. :innocent:

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Do a quick search for bourbon and brandy!!!

But yeah, A good apology and most of the truth will save your butt.

Definitely leave out the part where you thought she lost her mind by buying all that.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

OK, Does your wife usually go crazy and buy stuff you don't normally eat when a storm approaches? Always

Does she do any baking for any church/school/ office type things? Always

Ken has a great defense lined up if neither of these apply.

If not you may be screwed big time.:innocent:

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I am going to take Rebels advise and Tell the Truth, well a modified version anyways

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Do a quick search for bourbon and brandy!!! Yup, fully stocked
But yeah, A good apology and most of the truth will save your butt. Oh no!!! Then she will think I did something wrong!!!
Definitely leave out the part where you thought she lost her mind by buying all that.:innocent:

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Are you suggesting that I try to recall that text message?

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Originally Posted by Ken

Lawyer: "Is that what happened? You need to be honest with me! :sneaky2:"

Pal: "Well, YEAH! That's what happened! You believe me, don't you?" :blushing:

Lawyer: "Of course I do!" :)

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Originally Posted by Pal334

Mmmm, Ken, that is an avenue we did not consider:smash:

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I thought you told me the truth the first time. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

I thought you told me the truth the first time. :innocent:

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Not that kind of truth, a truth a wife would believe!!!

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Originally Posted by Ken

Don't listen to her, Pal. She's EVIL. They all stick together, and she's just trying to get you bagged! :sneaky2:

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Nope:innocent:My husband used to take and or move things that I had put someplace for a specific reason.

He got tired of having to fix that little mistake and now he has learned that if I put something someplace that I probably had a reason.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

A good apology and most of the truth will save your butt.

Definitely leave out the part where you thought she lost her mind by buying all that.:innocent:

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How deceitful! :sneaky2: You want the man to LIE! :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by cowgirlup

Nope:innocent:My husband used to take and or move things that I had put someplace for a specific reason.

He got tired of having to fix that little mistake and now he has learned that if I put something someplace that I probably had a reason.:innocent:

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Well,, after 33 years she has not quite come to terms with the fact that I am almst untrainable

Well with this picture we had 21" on an average, I fared very well:innocent:
Put them kids to work...