This Turkey is Lookin' for Turkeys

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10-14-2009, 07:57 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

I'd really get a kick outta takin' Rick huntin' in the swamp!

That wouldn't be very sporting. Can he even swim? Oh wait, you said take. Nevermind.
10-14-2009, 08:05 PM
COWBOYSURVIVAL

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

That wouldn't be very sporting. Can he even swim? Oh wait, you said take. Nevermind.

I'd make sure he had a great time! Seriously it is alot different down south!
10-14-2009, 09:51 PM
nell67

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

Rick. I hope you enjoy youre first turkey hunt.Hunt safe and keep an eye out for the two legged turkeys out there with you.

Ummm,stargazer???? aren't they ALL two legged???? (actually no if you have ever been in one of those turkey farms,you'd know that they are not ALL tw legged,I have seen 3 legged ones,but they usually cull them or they die off rather qickly!)
10-15-2009, 07:24 AM
Rick

There are a lot of reasons you won't get me in the swamp. Not the least of which is gators, skeeters, killer bees, rattle snakes, .........
10-15-2009, 08:57 AM
Ole WV Coot

Same Here

Quote:

Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

I'd really get a kick outta takin' Rick huntin' in the swamp!

You do mean trolling for gators don't you?:sneaky2:
10-15-2009, 09:37 AM
Stargazer

Nell,,,ahhh ya got me.Well it sounded good at the time(like a lot of stupid stuff I have done).I was thinking about the turkeys that can shoot back.
10-15-2009, 11:29 AM
nell67

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Originally Posted by Stargazer

Nell,,,ahhh ya got me.Well it sounded good at the time(like a lot of stupid stuff I have done).I was thinking about the turkeys that can shoot back.

I know what you meant Joe,just thought it was a little funny!
10-15-2009, 12:11 PM
Sourdough

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Originally Posted by Rick

There are a lot of reasons you won't get me in the swamp. Not the least of which is .........

"Deliverence".........??? (the movie)
10-15-2009, 12:35 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Sourdough

"Deliverence".........??? (the movie)

Yeah, Rick. You may want to take some....ummm....
10-15-2009, 01:20 PM
Stargazer

That's just plain ole wrong 2D. Funny but wrong.
10-15-2009, 01:26 PM
Rick

When turkey hunting it's not squeal like a pig, it's cluck like a hen or gobble like a.......gobbler. The squealing like a pig is cowboy's gig. He's the one that hunts hogs.
10-15-2009, 06:46 PM
COWBOYSURVIVAL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

When turkey hunting it's not squeal like a pig, it's cluck like a hen or gobble like a.......gobbler. The squealing like a pig is cowboy's gig. He's the one that hunts hogs.

Here is how it is done Hawg huntin' down south...First you have to convince a northener the swamp is a fun and safe environment...Once convinced you invite them on a relaxing ride in the swamp. You head way down in the swamp where Hogzilla's brother lives. Now, take your northerner and put him in a head lock being sure to secure him and then begin thumping him on the nose. As he begins to squeal you alternate harder thumps with not so hard thumps. Thus creating a perfect Hawg call. Now beware Mommazilla is gonna think you've got one of her piglets, so at the last minute let your yankee go and as Mommazilla attacks your defenseless yankee, you can mow her down with buckshot. Be very careful not to hit your yankee! Hunt safe! uh did I mention I have invited Rick down for a hunt!
10-15-2009, 06:50 PM
Rick

Ha! Uh, haha. Uh, yeah.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...6562028049.jpg
10-15-2009, 06:56 PM
COWBOYSURVIVAL

No, Rick you got it all wrong! I was inviting you on a much more civilized hunt. We'll put the boat in at the lake, not the swamp. I assure the swamp is in no way connected to the lake. We'll go after deer not hawgs. Pine Island is absolutely overrun with trophy whitetail......You should hear my whitetail grunt call!
10-15-2009, 07:02 PM
Rick

Does a white tail grunt have anything to do with an outhouse and no door?
10-15-2009, 07:06 PM
COWBOYSURVIVAL

Nah! no outhouse needed, just duckblind coffee and pickled eggs and porkskins for breakfast!
10-15-2009, 08:31 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by COWBOYSURVIVAL

Here is how it is done Hawg huntin' down south...First you have to convince a northener the swamp is a fun and safe environment...Once convinced you invite them on a relaxing ride in the swamp. You head way down in the swamp where Hogzilla's brother lives. Now, take your northerner and put him in a head lock being sure to secure him and then begin thumping him on the nose. As he begins to squeal you alternate harder thumps with not so hard thumps. Thus creating a perfect Hawg call. Now beware Mommazilla is gonna think you've got one of her piglets, so at the last minute let your yankee go and as Mommazilla attacks your defenseless yankee, you can mow her down with buckshot. Be very careful not to hit your yankee! Hunt safe! uh did I mention I have invited Rick down for a hunt!

Ummm......cowboy. Aren't you forgetting something?

The QC dept.
I think you first need to take Ken and Crash, on a little "hunt". (HeHeHe):innocent:
10-19-2009, 07:06 PM
Rick

Well, I'm buggin' out in the morning. Going down to set up camp so I can be in place for the start of the season on Wednesday. Good Lord willing I'll post pictures of a turkey when I get back (yeah, besides me).
10-19-2009, 07:09 PM
crashdive123

http://www.stonyfield.com/weblogarch...ozenTurkey.JPG
10-19-2009, 07:18 PM
Rick

That may be the only one I can find. :blushing:

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