Bacon anyone?
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I'm a little miffed over this whole thread. A camel uses the hump on its back to go weeks without food or water and no one thinks anything about it. But let me put a hump on the front and everyone calls it a fat belly. It's discrimination! At least I'm pretty sure is.
Here ya go!!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html
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Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
Shelf Life of 12 years.
No refrigeration needed.
Heck, I don't even know if it's real. Let us know......and while you're at it, how about give this a try.:tongue_smilie:
http://bakonvodka.com/
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Yes, Bacon Vodka.
Bakon Vodka is a superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It’s clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you’ll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary, and it's a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks
I started thinking on this very subject yesterday. I am very heavy and weaker than I have ever been. Thinking if in the woods things go wrong I may need to walk out or do some serious running of more then a few inches, well I am so bad off. Thinking on this I am pledging to do something about it, time to to that dirty word some. Exercise! May need to run my samich down or get my twinkie back from a squirrel.
Round is a shape.
I'm in no kind of shape to exercise.
Since I'm the Minister of Science I rely mostly on spells and incantations to stay in shape. Did I mention that spells and incantations are not my strong suit?
I started out walking at the junior high track this summer but soon realized that walking on flat land was not getting me anywhere. Now I walk in our local park. It is hilly and I think this makes me put a lot more effort into my walking. It sure has a better view too. There is a wetlands area, lots of birds, tall grasses and flowers. I am also trying to eat better.
The older girls must walk in the park.Quote:
Originally Posted by earth2res
I have the start of a cammel hump on my belly,howevere,my problem is I have no butt or hips to hold up my stuff and when using suspenders the "Warden" say's I look like a old man. Heck I am middle age 68. As I see it when you are born you are youg.when you die you are old,so anything in between has to be middle age. Now remember that I am just saying.
Mischief
since i am off work i have gone back to two a days work outs, just like the old days to see if i still gots what it takes
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