Greetings from my neck of the woods!

Didn't bother looking if I welcomed you back then, But you haven't posted for over 2 years, so I guess you left us. Bye.

I meant to do that. I was testing you guys.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by chiye tanka

I meant to do that. I was testing you guys.:innocent:

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*turns to face witness*

Q. "Deputy, when you attended the academy, were you given instruction in investigative techniques?" :closedeyes:

A. "Yes, I was." :detective:

Q. "And were you taught various techniques for conducting field interrogations of suspects?" :glare:

A. "Uhh, yes, I was." :sweatdrop:

Q. "And did your training in this subject include methods to observe a suspect for indications that they were not being truthful?" :sneaky2:

A. "Um, ah, yes, it did." :sweatingbullets:

Q. "And do you recall what those specific indicators are?" :shifty:

A. "Yes. Uhh, yes, I do." :confused1:

Q. "And do those indicators include feigned confusion and profuse prespiration"? :glare:

A. "Can you please repeat the question........" :dodge:

Q. "Sir, do those indicators include feigned confusion and profuse prespiration"? :whistling:

A. *I hate lawyers.* Uh, ah, yes. :blush:

Q. "The very same indicators that you are now yourself demonstrating on the witness stand?" :sneaky2:

A. "Um, no, uh not really......" :pinch:

Jurors:
:noway::noway::noway::noway::noway::noway:
:noway::noway::noway::noway::noway::noway:

Q. "Deputy, was that really just a "test" you administered? Were you really just "TESTING the guys", as you testified on direct examination, Deputy? :rolleyes: Please remember, sir, that you are under oath!" :eyepoke:

A. "Uh, Judge, can I have a restroom break and a moment to call MY lawyer?" :surrender: :surrender: :surrender:

Remember when I said you weren't a bad guy for an attorney?

I LIED!!!!:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by chiye tanka

Remember when I said you weren't a bad guy for an attorney?

I LIED!!!!:sneaky2:

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Wow! Even when you're NOT under oath, huh? :innocent:

You know how it is, lie and swear to it.:toomany:

Bump...lets see how long we can keep this intro alive

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Originally Posted by Jason_Montana

Bump...lets see how long we can keep this intro alive

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Per Jason's request -Bump

okay Ken......Bump

Bump 4. Happy, Jason?

I too am feeling that old Wiccan Spirit

Jason is that anything like the moonshine spirit?? ( only joking but had to say something) ..... Bump

very similar to moonshine.....

Hey, you gotta give props to anything that can get a bunch of naked women dancing in a circle, whether it's wicca, shine, or a fat wad of cash. Same end result. :)

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Originally Posted by Alpine_Sapper

Hey, you gotta give props to anything that can get a bunch of naked women dancing in a circle, whether it's wicca, shine, or a fat wad of cash. Same end result. :)

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I like the way you think!:drool:

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Originally Posted by WiccanSpirit

Hello everyone! I am new to this forum and i didn't see a thread where we could introduce ourselves so i figured that i should do so now. lol I live in Canada, in a small town so hunting is a way of life for me. I grew up in the bush so i had to learn everything i could without causing my dad grief! lol didn't work. hehe
I have a question, lol has anyone ever cleaned a partridge? My dad always told me that whatever you kill, be sure YOU are the one who is gonna clean it!:eek: So what about you guys?

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I just joined today. Welcome from one noob to another! We have so many turkeys running around, I'm tempted to bag a couple.....

Welcome uvajed

Uvajed? Wow, that's like the opposite of Dejavu!

A little BUMP. For Jason.

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