"That's notin',..... Here hold my beer and watch this shut....."
Really surprised that no one came up with the "Universal Redneck precursor to disaster"
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"That's notin',..... Here hold my beer and watch this shut....."
Really surprised that no one came up with the "Universal Redneck precursor to disaster"
"Buy gear that is "good enough" but learn to use it really well. Owning a paint brush doesn't make you an artist"
John Gookin
You should have posted that before KY started painting today.
Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.
"Don't look....I can fix it"
A boy that worked for me for a short time!
"I got the boat all tied up at the dock."
An Anonymous PAL.
A dog is the only thing that will Love you more than it Loves itself.
The outside of a dog, is good for the inside of a man!
Hire teenagers now while they still know everything:scared:
Hey, I really like that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
Thank you oh great survivor without vowels in his name:scared:Quote:
Originally Posted by wtrfwlr
I had to leave out some letters so's I could fit it on my tag.:thumbup1:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
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"If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else"
Yogi Berra
"Nature always punishes any neglect of Prudenes"
Ralf Waldo Emerson
"A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more money than a thousand men with guns!"
Mario Puzo. :cool2:
A famous quote by Wildthang after a freind got caught cheating on his beautiful sweet wife:
" If he knew 9 more things, he would be an idiot ", all of my friends say this to this very day and that was said a lot of years ago!
My favorite quote came today. It was from the link 1timestar gave about the girl rididng her motorcycle through Chernobel. A true survival one-liner.
"The ones with the most courage died first."
"What we must learn to do, We learn by Doing"
Aristotle
You don't have to like it, you just have to eat it..........mom.
My mom made that our family slogan. She made a sign for us to put in the kitchen. My kids keep telling me all the time..."I really don't like that sign". :)
They just lowered the age for enlisting into the army to 16. That way, the recruits already know everything, and their moms won't miss them when they are gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang