Big fat lies!

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Originally Posted by Ken

How about this one? :)

Ex-girlfriend of many years dumps me for a multi-multi-multi millionaire.

Fast forward to 24 days later. 11:30 p.m. on a Saturday night in early '04. I'm sprawled out on my couch next to a girl who could have passed as Pamela Anderson. She's got a towel wrapped around her - nothing else. I hear a key in the door, and in walks my ex........... :innocent:

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More like Louie Anderson.

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Originally Posted by Ken

who could have passed as Pamela Anderson.

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By that do you mean she had hepatitis?:innocent:

If that happened to me, my wife would be my ex. So would all my money, my house, my truck, my guns, my pack, my tools......all ex.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

More like Louie Anderson.

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:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Camp10

By that do you mean she had hepatitis?:innocent:

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Nope. Almost identical face, hair, and figure......major league yabows....... :innocent:

http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/new/emot89.gif

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Originally Posted by Ken

:sneaky2:




Nope. Almost identical face, hair, and figure......major league yabows....... :innocent:

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pre or post figure?:innocent:

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Originally Posted by Camp10

pre or post figure?:innocent:

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This one! :)

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...erson-ps03.jpg

Lie, lie,lie!!:nod:

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Originally Posted by Camp10

Lie, lie,lie!!:nod:

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Any other opinions? I'll be back in 10 minutes.............

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Originally Posted by Ken

Any other opinions? I'll be back in 10 minutes.............

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Yes....a few.

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Originally Posted by Ken

Any other opinions? I'll be back in 10 minutes.............

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I agree with C-10 ,LIAR!!!!:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

.. put them in the dry on mild heat. They turned out great.

Is that true or false? Post your own stories that people may or may not believe.

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heat is BAD for skins. I know that part isn't true. the dryer will ruin skin. Anything over 120 degrees is bad.

Here's one.. I'm a big slacker with a pile of money. Quite handsome and a ladykiller.
I'm not that good at lying, so I think honesty is the best policy. It's time I came clean. :P

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Originally Posted by Camp10

Lie, lie,lie!!:nod:

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Originally Posted by nell67

I agree with C-10 ,LIAR!!!!:sneaky2:

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God's honest truth. Here's the rest of the story ........

"Pamela" (real name is Stacy) had just been dumped by her ex-boyfriend. After my ex walked out screaming, we had a great night. :blushing: A few days later, Stacy's "ex" called her - and she went back to him. :sneaky2: But here's the BEST part....................

Stacy later introduced me to my fiancee. :)

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Yes....a few.

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Really? Like the ones Shirley Ardell Mason had? :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

God's honest truth. Here's the rest of the story ........

"Pamela" (real name is Stacy) had just been dumped by her ex-boyfriend. :)

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Nothing like angry and vengeful!! I once...oh, Trabitha might know this person...never mind:innocent:

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Originally Posted by Camp10

Nothing like angry and vengeful!! I once...oh, Trabitha might know this person...never mind:innocent:

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Truth!!!! :)

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Originally Posted by Alaskan Survivalist

The only way to be sure is to throw a squirrel in the dryer.

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Lying B@stard. :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Truth!!!! :)

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Lol! Yeah, she is still close to where we grew up and still keeps in touch with some of the guys from school.

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Originally Posted by Camp10

Lol! Yeah, she is still close to where we grew up and still keeps in touch with some of the guys from school.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3UK7KsNPWc

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Originally Posted by Ken

Really? Like the ones Shirley Ardell Mason had? :innocent:

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No.....as in opinions not personalities.