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11-10-2009, 08:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb says he already has the clap........... :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Rick

per. Clap per.

*Snicker, Snort* Ken doesn't know the difference between "the clap" and "the clapper"! LOL :innocent:
11-10-2009, 08:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

And where the heck did my thong go?!

Ken's been wearing it, as a mask!:blushing:
11-10-2009, 08:48 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/ear0796l.jpg

Ken's a "packer"! LOL:blushing:
11-10-2009, 08:49 PM
Rick

Seriously! That is just nasty! I think I puked a little.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/04/09/thong1_1.jpg
11-10-2009, 08:50 PM
2dumb2kwit

Ken likes that sort of thing.:blushing:

...and you'll see why in...3...2...1...
11-10-2009, 08:54 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken likes that sort of thing.:blushing:

...and you'll see why in...3...2...1...

Dang...crash put it up there. Back up a few post.:innocent:
11-10-2009, 08:55 PM
Pal334

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb! I just met your identical twin brother!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...E%20ARTIST.jpg

Not to hijack the thread, but what the H**l is cool about this self mutilation? Am I missing something? About a year ago, we had a young engineer come in to apply for a position to support me on a project we have in Iraq. He had ear stuff (both ears) similar to this fellow (thankfully none of the other). I explained to him that since we would be supporting the military in a war zone his stupid self mutilation (my actual words) made it impossible for me to consider him. THe little jerk tried to sue me, until I showed him the clause in our government contract that specifically forbade self mutilation. I guess I am nota very politicaly correct guy.
11-10-2009, 08:57 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Pal334

I guess I am nota very politicaly correct guy.

Hang your head in shame. Or laughter. Whichever you feel is appropriate. :innocent:
11-10-2009, 08:57 PM
Rick

When he decided to sue did you offer to add a few more mutilations of your own design?
11-10-2009, 09:08 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken's a "packer"! LOL:blushing:

It always comes down to name-calling and sex with you, huh, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

I guess your parents didn't pay attention to this:

http://thatgirlwithablog.files.wordp...th-control.jpg
11-11-2009, 08:39 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

The air rifle? :innocent:

You do know, that if we were all in the same room....one of us would have smacked you in the back of the head, for that one.:sneaky2:
11-11-2009, 09:27 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

AH HA! My sweetheart's been posing here as a woman from Idaho! :innocent:

Pfft! Your sweetheart is in Fla......thinking about submarines, and knives. LOL:innocent:
11-11-2009, 09:31 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pfft! Your sweetheart is in Fla......thinking about submarines, and knives. LOL:innocent:

That's flaming a Moderator! Yes it is! :innocent:

BAN HIM, CRASH, BAN HIM! :sneaky2:
11-11-2009, 09:37 AM
Ken

..... and Santa's getting ready to wrap 2dumb's presents :innocent:

http://www.britishcoalgasification.c...l%20chunks.jpg
11-11-2009, 09:41 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You do know, that if we were all in the same room....one of us would have smacked you in the back of the head, for that one.:sneaky2:

You're trying to incite violence here, 2dumb. Good reason to BAN YOU! :)
11-11-2009, 09:44 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

That's flaming a Moderator! Yes it is! :innocent:

BAN HIM, CRASH, BAN HIM! :sneaky2:

Who said anything, about a moderator.......and why did you immediately call for crash? *Snicker,Snicker*:innocent:
11-11-2009, 09:47 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Who said anything, about a moderator.......and why did you immediately call for crash? *Snicker,Snicker*:innocent:

J@ckass! Florida. Submarines. Knives. Now you're insulting our collective intelligence. :sneaky2: Just because you can't read doesn't mean that we can't read between the lines.

BAN HIM, CRASH, BAN HIM! :sneaky2:
11-11-2009, 09:55 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You're trying to incite violence here, 2dumb. Good reason to BAN YOU! :)

Violence-discipline...
...tomato-tomoto.:smash:
11-11-2009, 09:57 AM
Ken

2dumb, do you see those little horseshoe shaped holes in the wall in that pic in post #3? Why don't you crawl back into one? Okay? Thanks! :innocent:
11-11-2009, 10:00 AM
2dumb2kwit

Do you wake up, in the middle of the night, calling out to crash?:blushing:
11-11-2009, 10:03 AM
Ken

Okay. If the Moderators are NOT inclined to ban 2dumb, there ARE other options........ :innocent:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...PA_468x481.jpg
11-11-2009, 10:10 AM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by your_comforting_company

all head shots? u gonna tan those?
YCC likes skins with no holes!

nice shooting!

Have you thought about a yankee lawyer skin?:innocent:
11-11-2009, 10:13 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Have you thought about a yankee lawyer skin?:innocent:

You sick b@stard! :sneaky2: Just because YOU can't stop having perverted thoughts about yankee lawyers doesn't mean anyone else should have them.
11-11-2009, 10:18 AM
2dumb2kwit

Now that's just creepy! You know, there are programs, that may be able to help you. There is nothing wrong with asking for help.:innocent:
11-11-2009, 10:21 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Now that's just creepy! You know, there are programs, that may be able to help you. There is nothing wrong with asking for help.:innocent:

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anon...ne-5001018.jpg
11-11-2009, 10:23 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Boker

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

2dumb dreams about rubbing lotion on Yankee lawyer skin. :sneaky2:
11-11-2009, 10:24 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anon...ne-5001018.jpg

No you don't. You'd be bored to tears.:sneaky2:
11-11-2009, 10:26 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Boker

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

Ya see, Ken? Others have thought about it! Muahahahahah!:tongue_smilie:
11-11-2009, 02:20 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by your_comforting_company

wouldn't a wolf or coyote pelt be about the same? 'cause that I have thought about lol

I was thinking it would be more like a cross between a snake and a weasel. LOL:innocent:
11-11-2009, 05:16 PM
Rick

It would either be a wake or a sneasel then. Of course, with Ken, I'm betting you're hopin' on a wake.
11-11-2009, 05:48 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

It would either be a wake or a sneasel then.

Gazuntite.........and of coarse you're awake when you sneeze.:innocent:
11-12-2009, 01:11 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

Of course, with Ken, I'm betting you're hopin' on a wake.

........:sneaky2:
11-12-2009, 01:12 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No you don't.

Yes I do. :sneaky2:
11-12-2009, 09:24 AM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Yes I do. :sneaky2:

Do Not!:sneaky2:
11-12-2009, 09:34 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Do Not!:sneaky2:

Do too! :sneaky2:
11-12-2009, 09:34 AM
Rick

I see a ping pong game coming.

Do not...Do too...Do not....
11-12-2009, 09:46 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

I see a ping pong game coming.

Do not...Do too...Do not....

Well heck, Ken....Rick just saved us a bunch of typing.

Now what do we fuss about?:blushing:
11-12-2009, 12:32 PM
Rick

I was just savin' you some typewriter ribbon ink. That's all.
11-12-2009, 12:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Rick

I was just savin' you some typewriter ribbon ink. That's all.

Not to mention "White-out"! (I don't type, so pretty good.):blushing:
11-12-2009, 02:05 PM
crashdive123

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Not to mention "White-out"! (I don't type, so pretty good.):blushing:

Sooooo - how difficult is it for you, after spell checking a long post, to get the white out off your monitor?

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