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11-03-2009, 09:25 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

We know.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/set5099/...ure-773537.jpg

I like to refer to it as "lawyer grease".
11-03-2009, 10:06 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I like to refer to it as "lawyer grease".

Oh yeah? Let me explain something, 2dumb. The only place you're ever gonna' get "lawyer grease" is up your arse - just before the lawyer rams something that feels like a telephone poll up there. :sneaky2:
11-05-2009, 11:30 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Um....actually....9 people have chosen their dog, over you. (So far.)
That's 9 dogs.........making you 10th. (So far.):innocent:

I have 4 dogs. So that should put him in 13th. place. :innocent:

Can't you get ANYTHING right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
11-05-2009, 11:31 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

He picks on me.:innocent:

Hey, your family and friends need a break some time, don't they? :innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:33 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

I have 4 dogs. So that should put him in 13th. place. :innocent:

Can't you get ANYTHING right, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Dang it....I reminded Trax of one thing that he likes about you!:sneaky2:
11-05-2009, 11:36 PM
Ken

You know, 2dumb, if we ever took our show on the road, we could probably earn a few bucks. How about we split it, say 90% Ken and 10% 2dumb? :innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:37 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey.....what the.......

......Toto, we're not in Kansas, anymore!:innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:38 PM
Ken

So Crash, wadda' you do? Just hang there looking to move posts in a split second? :innocent:
11-05-2009, 11:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You know, 2dumb, if we ever took our show on the road, we could probably earn a few bucks. How about we split it, say 90% Ken and 10% 2dumb? :innocent:

OK...you get 90% of the gross, but you pay all the bills, out of your part.
11-05-2009, 11:44 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK...you get 90% of the gross, but you pay all the bills, out of your part.

Uh, 2dumb? My contracts are always "triple-net" so to speak. My out of pocket expenses (including travel related costs) get paid IN ADDITION to my fees. So, you have a deal. :)
11-05-2009, 11:47 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Uh, 2dumb? My contracts are always "triple-net" so to speak. My out of pocket expenses (including travel related costs) get paid IN ADDITION to my fees. So, you have a deal. :)

Well we're not talking about "your" contracts, we're talking about "our" contract, and I also want 51% interest, in all decision making.
11-05-2009, 11:53 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Well we're not talking about "your" contracts, we're talking about "our" contract, and I also want 51% interest, in all decision making.

Okay, 2dumb, it will be "our" contract, but I do all the negotiating.

And you can have 51% control of all decisions - but only those involving which pair of socks you'll wear on any given day. I'll take care of the rest of the "details." :innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:01 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, 2dumb, it will be "our" contract, but I do all the negotiating.

And you can have 51% control of all decisions - but only those involving which pair of socks you'll wear on any given day. I'll take care of the rest of the "details." :innocent:

Not a chance. You being a lawyer, doesn't mean a whole lot, to me. I've changed, negotiated, signed, and executed my fair share of contracts. (Up to, and including 7 figure contracts.) I have gone toe to toe with lawyers, and backed them down. I can hold my own.:sneaky2:
11-06-2009, 12:05 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Not a chance. You being a lawyer, doesn't mean a whole lot, to me. I've changed, negotiated, signed, and executed my fair share of contracts. (Up to, and including 7 figure contracts.) I have gone toe to toe with lawyers, and backed them down. I can hold my own.:sneaky2:

Ahhhh, I see. You ARE a hard negotiator.

Okay. 95% Ken and 5% 2dumb. Deal? :innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:08 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Ahhhh, I see. You ARE a hard negotiator.

Okay. 95% Ken and 5% 2dumb. Deal? :innocent:

85%-15%, and all the squirrels you can eat.:innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:11 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

85%-15%, and all the squirrels you can eat.:innocent:

Deals off, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Maybe you can team up with Rick and work the rural circuit.

http://i.treehugger.com/cowclones.jpg
11-06-2009, 12:14 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Deals off, 2dumb. :sneaky2: Maybe you can team up with Rick and work the rural circuit.

http://i.treehugger.com/cowclones.jpg

Mooooove over, cable guy!:smash:
11-06-2009, 12:16 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Mooooove over, cable guy!:smash:

Look at the bright side. I can always be your agent. 40%.
11-06-2009, 12:17 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Look at the bright side. I can always be your agent. 40%.

8%......and all the squirrels, you can eat.:innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:19 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

8%......and all the squirrels, you can eat.:innocent:

Okay, I'll give you 8% and all the squrrels I can eat. Which is none. :sneaky2:
11-06-2009, 12:29 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay, I'll give you 80% and all the squrrels I can eat. Which is none. :sneaky2:

OK...just sign this, and we'll draw up the rest of it later.:innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:32 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

OK...just sign this, and we'll draw up the rest of it later.:innocent:

You could have at least waited for the fine print section to try to sneak major changes through. :sneaky2: Haven't I taught you ANYTHING??? :innocent:
11-06-2009, 12:38 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

You could have at least waited for the fine print section to try to sneak major changes through. :sneaky2: Haven't I taught you ANYTHING??? :innocent:

I thought we were just playing. I would never try to do something so shady, if I thought it was serious!

All joking aside, I have actually caught something like that, before.:sneaky2:
11-06-2009, 12:44 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I thought we were just playing. I would never try to do something so shady, if I thought it was serious!

All joking aside, I have actually caught something like that, before.:sneaky2:

Sadly, too many people really do try to pull that off. I've seen it happen in divorce separation agreements more than a few times. That's why I'll never sign or approve ANYTHING I get in writing until I've re-read it at least three times.
11-06-2009, 02:22 PM
Eu_citzen

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Originally Posted by Ken

Sadly, too many people really do try to pull that off. I've seen it happen in divorce separation agreements more than a few times. That's why I'll never sign or approve ANYTHING I get in writing until I've re-read it at least three times.

I'm joining in for a short comment.:sneaky2:

Good idea!:)
11-06-2009, 06:06 PM
Rick

You want to stay clear of this thread, EU. As far as we know, only lunatics run loose in this one.
11-06-2009, 07:22 PM
Eu_citzen

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Originally Posted by Rick

You want to stay clear of this thread, EU. As far as we know, only lunatics run loose in this one.

Why'd you think that Rick?
Is it reserved in some way? :huh::tongue_smilie:
11-06-2009, 07:45 PM
Winnie

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Originally Posted by Eu_citzen

Why'd you think that Rick?
Is it reserved in some way? :huh::tongue_smilie:

Oh yes! You've either got to be brave or stupid to get involved in this one! The rest of us just pop in to see what insults, ahem, heated debates are occurring. And with that I'm outta here:blushing:puts tin helmet back on and disappears beneath parapet
11-06-2009, 09:12 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

You want to stay clear of this thread, EU. As far as we know, only lunatics run loose in this one.

Be VERY careful, Twinkie Man! :sneaky2: If 2dumb and I team up against you, you'll be banning yourself out of sheer frustration.

Of course, you could avoid that possibility entirely if you simply BAN 2dumb first! :innocent:
11-06-2009, 09:13 PM
Rick

I should fear a lawyer and an addled race care driver. Riiiiiiiight.

EU - These two slug it out on here. Some day they'll realize that it's only words and neither of them are going to win. (shrug).
11-06-2009, 09:20 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

I should fear a lawyer and an addled race care driver. Riiiiiiiight.

EU - These two slug it out on here. Some day they'll realize that it's only words and neither of them are going to win. (shrug).

Yes, I am a lawyer. :) I noticed you left it at that and did not add any insults. Rightfully so, as none are warranted.

However, you DID note that 2dumb is "addled." And that is exactly the point of this entire thread. :innocent:
11-06-2009, 09:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Yes, I am a lawyer. :) I noticed you left it at that and did not add any insults. Rightfully so, as none are warranted.

However, you DID note that 2dumb is "addled." And that is exactly the point of this entire thread. :innocent:

Ken, you clueless twit.......that's because it's obvious, how messed-up you are!:sneaky2:
11-06-2009, 09:51 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken, you clueless twit.......that's because it's obvious, how messed-up you are!:sneaky2:

Good job, 2dumb. You spelled "twit" correctly! Someone installed "spell-check" on your computer for you, huh? :innocent:
11-06-2009, 09:53 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Good job, 2dumb. You spelled "twit" correctly! Someone installed "spell-check" on your computer for you, huh? :innocent:

LOL....I did check to see if I spelled obvious correctly. LOL:blushing:
11-06-2009, 09:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken....when I start to reply, to one of your post, does your computer yell INCOMING!!!!???:innocent:
11-06-2009, 09:57 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey Ken....when I start to reply, to one of your post, does your computer yell INCOMING!!!!???:innocent:

No. However, the message "MORON REPLYING" flashes on my screen. :sneaky2:
11-07-2009, 12:45 AM
Rick

Cheer leading squad is a great deal like typing. I took that my freshman year and all the guys were on my case.

"You took a class with a bunch of girls!!!!", they said.

"Exactly," I replied.
11-07-2009, 05:34 AM
Eu_citzen

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Originally Posted by Winnie

Oh yes! You've either got to be brave or stupid to get involved in this one! The rest of us just pop in to see what insults, ahem, heated debates are occurring. And with that I'm outta here:blushing:puts tin helmet back on and disappears beneath parapet

If your in for such a 'debate', I think a little of both is required.:clap:
What no foil hat? :alien::tongue_smilie:
11-08-2009, 11:42 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

(I want him to know that he ain't gettin' 72 virgins.)

Bringing back memories.......... :innocent:
11-08-2009, 11:47 AM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Bringing back memories.......... :innocent:

Of what.....You, before you became a lawyer and started screwing people?:sneaky2:

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