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11-03-2009, 02:32 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You blithering idiot. :sneaky2:

Unfortunately for you, 2dumb, there is no vaccine against stupidity.

Your mom tried to get you vaccinated, huh Ken?
11-03-2009, 02:35 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Your mom tried to get you vaccinated, huh Ken?

There was no need to, 2dumb. :sneaky2:

Question: Don't you wish there had been a lifeguard present when you visited the gene pool? :innocent:
11-03-2009, 02:37 PM
Ken

You know, 2dumb, it's amazing that out of millions of sperm, yours swam the fastest. Sadly enough, it went in the wrong direction. :innocent:
11-03-2009, 02:39 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Question: Don't you wish there had been a lifeguard present when you visited the gene pool? :innocent:

Yeah, 'cuz I wasn't in the shallow end, like you!:innocent:
11-03-2009, 02:52 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Yeah, 'cuz I wasn't in the shallow end, like you!:innocent:

Too bad you drowned. :sneaky2:
11-03-2009, 02:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Too bad you drowned. :sneaky2:

OK....so you are arguing with a ghost.
(Pfft....and he calls me a moron.) :innocent:
11-03-2009, 03:16 PM
BENESSE

Seems like I was playing with matches when I posted on this thread
and ignited Ken & 2D.
11-03-2009, 04:15 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Seems like I was playing with matches when I posted on this thread
and ignited Ken & 2D.

Nah....Ken's been a flamer, all along.:smash: LOL
11-03-2009, 07:34 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by SARKY

Does anyone use DPMS products?

Ask 2dumb. I'm sure he does.

Oh wait, you said DPMS. Never mind. :innocent:
11-03-2009, 07:40 PM
2dumb2kwit

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.
11-03-2009, 07:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

Boy, I'm glad you moved those, crash.
I'd hate to have the "joke of the day" thread cluttered up, with humor.:innocent:
11-03-2009, 07:47 PM
crashdive123

Oh, is that what it was. My bad.
11-03-2009, 07:47 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.

That's 'cause you know darn well that your family and friends will all be gathered in a bar somewhere. Celebrating. :innocent:
11-03-2009, 07:47 PM
BENESSE

I guess you guys need to stay in your own pen.
11-03-2009, 07:50 PM
BENESSE

Foooood fiiiiiiight!
11-03-2009, 07:57 PM
2dumb2kwit

Ohhhh Craaash. Clean-up on joke thread. :innocent:
(post #758)
11-03-2009, 07:59 PM
crashdive123

As you wish.
11-03-2009, 08:01 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENESSE

Foooood fiiiiiiight!

Finally! Someone other than me and Ken, got kicked out of a thread! LOL:clap:

Welcome to the club, BENESSE.
11-03-2009, 08:02 PM
crashdive123

Just seemed to belong here. Everybody knows that it's nice to belong.
11-03-2009, 08:03 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Boy, I'm glad you moved those, crash.
I'd hate to have the "joke of the day" thread cluttered up, with humor.:innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

Oh, is that what it was. My bad.

Crashdive123, I would like to take this opportunity to commend you for the excellent way you perform your duties as a Super Moderator, and for the self control and forgiving temperment you exhibit toward 2dumb.

Regardless of how openly disrespectful he is of you, you have chosen to exercise self-control with your BAN BUTTON, even though everyone else here would love to see you BAN 2DUMB'S MISERABLE A$$ BACK TO THE STONE AGE!
11-03-2009, 08:05 PM
crashdive123

I've got a ban button?
11-03-2009, 08:05 PM
2dumb2kwit

Ken....you have a little something on you nose, there.:innocent:
11-03-2009, 08:08 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ken....you have a little something on you nose, there.:innocent:

:sneaky2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

I've got a ban button?

Yes you do, sir. If I may be of assistance, I'd like to give it a test drive (so to speak) just to make sure it's working properly in case you need to use it. :innocent:
11-03-2009, 08:22 PM
2dumb2kwit

I was going to find a weasel picture, to post, but calling a lawyer a weasel just seems............redundant.
11-03-2009, 08:26 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I was going to find a weasel picture, to post, but calling a lawyer a weasel just seems............redundant.

Okay, 2dumb. You win. Here's your trophy.

http://thegazz.com/gblogs/karinfulle.../08/whiner.JPG
11-03-2009, 08:28 PM
Ken

2dumb. I've found a great avatar for you.

http://blog.newsok.com/television/fi...gest-loser.jpg
11-03-2009, 08:29 PM
BENESSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Finally! Someone other than me and Ken, got kicked out of a thread! LOL:clap:

Welcome to the club, BENESSE.

I'm bad. I'm real BAAAAD.
11-03-2009, 08:33 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb. I've found a great avatar for you.

http://blog.newsok.com/television/fi...gest-loser.jpg

Pfft! You're a big shot yankee lawyer, that spends his spare time trying to out wit a dumb redneck.....unsuccessfully.......and you think I'm a loser? LOL:innocent:
11-03-2009, 08:50 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Pfft! You're a big shot yankee lawyer, that spends his spare time trying to out wit a dumb redneck.....unsuccessfully.......and you think I'm a loser? LOL:innocent:

2dumb, I've tried to be patient and kind with you, but you've just crossed the line. :sneaky2:

Calling yourself a "dumb redneck" is an insult to people who really are dumb rednecks. Your intelligence and wit pales in comparison to theirs.
11-03-2009, 09:01 PM
oly

Hmmmm rednecks & lawyers... No wounder there's over 500 posts here.
11-03-2009, 09:04 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by oly

Hmmmm rednecks & lawyers... No wounder there's over 500 posts here.

It would be a lot less, if I didn't have to keep explaining things, to Ken.:innocent:
11-03-2009, 09:06 PM
oly

Lawyers don't understand things 2D.
11-03-2009, 09:06 PM
2dumb2kwit

So, Ken.....who did you spend all your time berating, before I came along?:sneaky2:
11-03-2009, 09:07 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

It would be a lot less, if I didn't have to keep explaining things, to Ken.:innocent:

You wouldn't have to explain anything if you were even remotely capable of having and then reducing a cogent and/or rational thought to writing in the first place.

*shakes head* Idiot. :sneaky2:
11-03-2009, 09:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by oly

Lawyers don't understand things 2D.

Especially yankee lawyers.:smash:
11-03-2009, 09:08 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

So, Ken.....who did you spend all your time berating, before I came along?:sneaky2:

Rem........ Never mind. :innocent:
11-03-2009, 09:10 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You wouldn't have to explain anything if you were even remotely capable of having and then reducing a cogent and/or rational thought to writing in the first place.

*shakes head* Idiot. :sneaky2:

OK...I got the cog part, but why would I ration my thoughts?:online2long:
11-03-2009, 09:13 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

......... but why would I ration my thoughts?:online2long:

Because, poor 2dumb, you of all people will have so very few of them during the course of your life. You should spread them out. Think of them as survival food that you can only eat a small morsel of every few years. :innocent:
11-03-2009, 09:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

You should spread them out. :innocent:

Ohhhhhhh, I've been spreading it! LOL:innocent:
11-03-2009, 09:21 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Ohhhhhhh, I've been spreading it! LOL:innocent:

We know.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/set5099/...ure-773537.jpg

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