The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

Hey... you need to be a little nicer, to me. I didn't make hardly any jokes about you, while you were gone...getting your fangs worked on, or whatever it was.:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Hey... you need to be a little nicer, to me. I didn't make hardly any jokes about you, while you were gone...getting your fangs worked on, or whatever it was.:sneaky2:

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I WAS nice to you. You asked a question and I answered it in just 2 minutes. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Rick

If I get one of either sex I'll be delighted ...... I'm REALLY looking forward to it.

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I can't WAIT until 2dumb reads this. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Nell you could always swing away with a croquet thingy out the window. Kind of like turkey polo.

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You could go over to Mass, and practice on squirrels! You get good at that and turkeys should be no problem. LOL:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I ain't asking, and hope he ain't tellin'!:innocent:

But good luck, Rick!
*Insert turkey stuffing joke, here.*

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C'mon! Tell us what you're REALLY THINKING, 2dumb! :)

*Let's see if he takes the bait* :innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

You could go over to Mass, and practice on squirrels! You get good at that and turkeys should be no problem. LOL:sneaky2:

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OR, EVEN BETTER, you could go to North Carolina and practice on the mentally challenged Friday night race car drivers who post here - that would be virtually identical to shooting turkeys. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

C'mon! Tell us what you're REALLY THINKING, 2dumb! :)

*Let's see if he takes the bait* :innocent:

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Nah....I'd hate for Trax to have to skip over post.:innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

OR, EVEN BETTER, you could go to North Carolina and practice on the mentally challenged Friday night race car drivers who post here - that would be virtually identical to shooting turkeys. :innocent:

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HAH! Shows how little, you know! We're not nearly as smart as turkeys!


Wait.....I mean....uh....

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Originally Posted by Ken

And this issue that some of you have with farting - well, I wouldn't know about that. I don't fart. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Not since they invented the quick release valve.

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Nah...he just talks so much, that there's no chance for pressure to build up.:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nah...he just talks so much, that there's no chance for pressure to build up.:sneaky2:

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Crash? Shouldn't 2dumb have posted this in that "special thread?" He's not following the rules, Crash. I'm not suggesting that you BAN HIM or anything like that. :innocent: However, a Two-Year suspension would seem to be in order. :sneaky2:

Crash, thank you for moving 2dumb's post to this thread! :)

Now, how about that 2 year suspension for 2dumb that I mentioned? :innocent:

I don't know. You guys seem to be attached at the (pick your body part). I suppose if one went away, the other would have to follow. You guys would be miserable without each other.

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

(pick your body part).

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Kens lips and my arse? LOL:sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Kens lips and my arse? LOL:sneaky2:

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How about my boot and your arse? :sneaky2:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

You guys would be miserable without each other.

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Maybe you're right. Let's find out! Suspend 2dumb for 2 years! Then ask me how I feel on October 11, 2011. :innocent:

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Originally Posted by Ken

How about my boot and your arse? :sneaky2:

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Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Careful old man....you could break a hip, trying to get your foot that high! LOL:innocent:

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A man's gotta' take some risks in life. :)

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Originally Posted by Ken

A man's gotta' take some risks in life. :)

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There you go, gramps! Keep thinking young. I'm proud of you! LOL:innocent:

The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.

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Originally Posted by rebel

The age thing ain't workin. Especially one with a good shootin eye.

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Yeah, but we're talking about Ken. He can't stop talking long enough to shoot straight. LOL:smash:

A typical frenemy scenario:

I hate you.

Drink, and ... you're O.K.

Drink some more and,...I hate you.

Yes or No?