The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

We get a lot of folks like you that come down from the regular side of the forum looking to buy trolls. You aren't trying to buy trolls are ya?

No sir, not me!
Just ask my Sunday School Teacher,
2D.

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Originally Posted by BENESSE

Just got lost officer...won't happen again.:blushing:
(besides...I was just following a post that got moved from a good neighborhood)

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Too Late ! Assume the Position ! Stop Resisting ! You're Gonna Get Tased !

See....that's how it works. I try to stay in the nice neighborhoods, but I just keep getting forced back here, by da man.:sneaky2:

You better tie yourself to a tree 2dumb, Theres a storm a brewin !!

Turn around and put your hands on that keyboard. You got anything sharp on you?

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

Too Late ! Assume the Position ! Stop Resisting ! You're Gonna Get Tased !

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LOL! B, in "the position".............sweet!:tongue_smilie: LOL

Y'all stand back.....I'll search her.:innocent::tongue_smilie: LOL

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Originally Posted by Justin Case

You better tie yourself to a tree 2dumb, Theres a storm a brewin !!

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You talkin' about Earl....or B???:blushing: LOL

Yeah, ya'll stand back. She's got a knife in each boot. I wanna watch this searchin' he's gonna do.

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

LOL! B, in "the position".............sweet!:tongue_smilie: LOL

Y'all stand back.....I'll search her.:innocent::tongue_smilie: LOL

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If you're not careful, you'll be searching for something or other in the bushes. Know what I mean? :sneaky2:

Just saying what can end up in some contest:innocent:
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ad.php?t=13296

Glad you said it, not me.

They may have to pass a minimum size:nod:

Dang it....I miss all the excitement. Well....I'm glad you guys worked it out, what ever it was.

Now....I think we will all feel better, if we pick on Ken.:2:

What's wrong with you guys?
That gnome in Kens yard was Ken. LOL:dissolve:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Hey, Gang!

A short post to say I'm still alive and well. (Sorry to disappoint some of you. :innocent:)

I've been really swamped with new work and trials lately. Thank God for secretaries who type fast. We've generated over 2,000 pages of paperwork in the last couple of weeks. There goes one more tree. :innocent:

Finished a jury trial yesterday on a pretty significant case involving a prominent local restaurant owner that's generated lots of publicity. Not guilty on all counts. The system actually works sometimes, and in the last 15 months the man at least got to learn who his friends really are.

Gotta' get going. Court starts at 9:00. I'll catch you all tonight.

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I'm not gonna ask what he was accused of. (snicker, snicker)

There is nothing more sad that watching a man argue with himself.

He'll return someday, Lassie, I just know he will. Then you can bite him a new one.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/film/lassie.jpg

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Ahhhh - a fine picture of KSO.

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KSO???
Hmmm.....Kens sister, Olive?:dots:

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Nope - not moving things. If they move you, take note and provide a link in the nomination thread when it opens.

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Sure....you say that now. Lets see how long that last, when Ken gets back! LOL:3:

I just had to open my big mouth.:oops: LOL