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11-01-2009, 12:11 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, how much, within reason, will I have to pay you to never log-on to this site again? :sneaky2:

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....and a pound of bacon.:innocent:
11-01-2009, 12:13 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

....and a pound of bacon.:innocent:

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon? :innocent:
11-01-2009, 12:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Okay. You're a man who can be bought. What kind of bacon? :innocent:

Any good quality bacon, will do.:smash:
11-01-2009, 12:24 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Any good quality bacon, will do.:smash:

Good. I'll send you some pork from our Massachusetts State Capitol on Beacon Hill. Errr, make that "Bacon Hill."

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-TEUEU1JBO...Bacon+Hill.jpg
11-01-2009, 12:25 PM
Ken

And 2dumb? Some of this, too!

http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archive...on-revenge.jpg
11-02-2009, 03:45 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

It's just not fair that I can't put you on my "Ignore List." :sneaky2:

You could stop posting. That would show him!:innocent:
11-02-2009, 05:50 PM
Eu_citzen

You guys are hilarious. :lol:
11-02-2009, 06:18 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Eu_citzen

You guys are hilarious. :lol:

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.:innocent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUtwNtE1NBA
11-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Thanks, Eu c. You know....since you're new here, you probably haven't seen the video of Ken trying to be romantic...so, here it is.:innocent:

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo. :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 06:42 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

2dumb, have you read the second sentence of your comforting company's quote? If not, here it is:

"Every critter has enough brains to tan it's own hide, except buffaloes (and some people I know)."
-Jim Miller

I have to conclude one of two things. Either your comforting company knows you or you must be a buffalo. :sneaky2:

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.):innocent:
11-02-2009, 06:46 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Did someone fart?
('cuz I could have sworn, I just heard an ***hole speak.):innocent:

Time to consult a psychiatrist, 2dumb. You're hearing those voices again, aren't you? :innocent:

2dumb, the Forum is electronic print media. It doesn't talk to you, you idiot. :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 06:53 PM
Ken

2dumb's been reading my last post for a while now. His brain cell must be working overtime trying to think of something dumb to say in response. :innocent:
11-02-2009, 07:02 PM
Ken

Maybe he's taking a break to work on his autobiography. :innocent:
11-02-2009, 07:07 PM
2dumb2kwit

Where you talking to me?:sneaky2:
(Doing my best De Niro.)
11-02-2009, 07:08 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Where you talking to me?:sneaky2:

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:
11-02-2009, 07:13 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

No, I was talking to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

:innocent:
11-02-2009, 07:14 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

:innocent:

Do you always talk to your computer?:blushing:
11-02-2009, 07:17 PM
2dumb2kwit

And if I ever wrote a book, it would have to be titled "Arguing with Idiot's" (A guide to perplexing jerk lawyers.)!
11-02-2009, 07:36 PM
Ken

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. :innocent: A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb? :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 07:44 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Gee, 2dumb, look at the posts you quoted, and compare it to my original unedited post. :innocent: A little inconsistent, ain't they? You messin' with the quotes, 2dumb? :sneaky2:

Nope...I just wasn't paying attention to the fact, that you had gone back and tried to edit away your stupidity.:sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 07:45 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

No, I was responding to the other moron that goes by the name "2dumb2kwit." :innocent:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

No, moron....you were typing a message to me, in an "electronic print media".
(I can't believe you fell for that one! LOL)

:innocent:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Do you always talk to your computer?:blushing:

Uh, 2dumb? You seem a bit confused here. "Typing a message" to you IS a response, you buffoon. :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 07:46 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nope...I just wasn't paying attention to the fact, that you had gone back and tried to edit away your stupidity.:sneaky2:

Gee, 2dumb, where does it say my post was edited? :innocent:
11-02-2009, 07:46 PM
2dumb2kwit

I'd say it's more of a case of you getting caught, trying to cover your dumb butt. LOL:sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 07:48 PM
Ken

Pick the shell covering 2dumb's brain.

http://www.elmwoodmagic.com/ama/med/3shellvernet.jpg
11-02-2009, 07:49 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Gee, 2dumb, where does it say my post was edited? :innocent:

The mods know the truth. LOL:smash:
11-02-2009, 07:50 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'd say it's more of a case of you getting caught, trying to cover your dumb butt. LOL:sneaky2:

Why don't you take a rest, 2dumb. You seem to need one.
11-02-2009, 07:51 PM
crashdive123

.....and the truth shall set you free.
11-02-2009, 07:53 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

.....and the truth shall set you free.

Only if those who know it, don't hide it.:sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 07:55 PM
crashdive123

Kind of one of those don't ask, don't tell sort of things.
11-02-2009, 07:55 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Only if those who know it, don't hide it.:sneaky2:

Does my post SAY it was edited? :innocent:

".....what is the nature of truth?"

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/truth/

The nature of the truth is that not every post that is edit "says" that it's edited. Some posts are edited by gremlins while others.....well.....we'll just leave that alone.......
11-02-2009, 07:57 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

I'd say it's more of a case of you getting caught, trying to cover your dumb butt. LOL:sneaky2:

Oh, 2dumb. MY posts are consistent. YOUR POSTS ARE NOT! And we all know how YOU like to play those games........... :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 08:00 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Does my post SAY it was edited? :innocent:

Nope.........and it doesn't say that you're a pompous a$$, either, but uhhhh.....
11-02-2009, 08:10 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nope.........and it doesn't say that you're a pompous a$$, either, but uhhhh.....

There ya' go again, 2dumb. You just can't accept ANOTHER staggering defeat, can you? Now you have to resort to name-calling. How sad. :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 08:15 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

There ya' go again, 2dumb. You just can't accept ANOTHER staggering defeat, can you? Now you have to resort to name-calling. How sad. :sneaky2:

The only "staggering defeat" I've had, was trying to dance while extremely drunk.:innocent:
11-02-2009, 08:19 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

The only "staggering defeat" I've had, was trying to dance while extremely drunk.:innocent:

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. Make folks feel sorry for you because you can't dance and distract them from thinking about the tremendous humiliation you must be feeling this very second. :innocent:
11-02-2009, 08:21 PM
Ken

Here's 2dumb dancing.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8sk4T_e_g
11-02-2009, 08:22 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. Make folks feel sorry for you because you can't dance and distract them from thinking about the tremendous humiliation you must be feeling this very second. :innocent:

Nope....actually, I was thinking that I'll have to argue with you later.

If I timed things right, a rack of ribs, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob, will all be ready on my grill, in about 2 minutes!

I'll be back!
11-02-2009, 08:22 PM
nell67

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Originally Posted by Ken

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. Make folks feel sorry for you because you can't dance and distract them from thinking about the tremendous humiliation you must be feeling this very second. :innocent:

It's not that he can't dance,it's just that he is a cheap drunk,one beer and he was falling all over himself and called it dancing....
11-02-2009, 08:26 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Nope....actually, I was thinking that I'll have to argue with you later.

If I timed things right, a rack of ribs, baked potatoes, and corn on the cob, will all be ready on my grill, in about 2 minutes!

I'll be back!

Good move, 2dumb. Change the subject. AGAIN! :sneaky2:
11-02-2009, 08:27 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by nell67

It's not that he can't dance,it's just that he is a cheap drunk,one beer and he was falling all over himself and called it dancing....

See, 2dumb? Nell has you all figured out. :sneaky2:

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