No, ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
That's what I learned about survival tonight. (in answer to 2D's ?)
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No, ME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
That's what I learned about survival tonight. (in answer to 2D's ?)
There are times and places where I always keep a low profile, but not when I post here. :blushing:
I for one, don't want to disappoint uncle Sourdough.
So if I don't have anything useful to say (other than telling 2D where to go), I won't.
So when did you decide to start trapping people???Quote:
Ken
Quality Control Director
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Massachusetts & Rhode Island
Posts: 11,005
Blog Entries: 2
Question - Humane Trapping Methods
Oh, wait....there's an "E" on the end.......nevermind.:blushing:
(I put this here, so that no-one would accidentally be exposed to what I consider humor.)
Disclaimer;
(No wilderness survival purest were harmed, in the making of this joke.):innocent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_5QZDpY1YQuote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Hey! I don't get no respect!
Pull my finger!
A guy walks into a bar. The bartender told him to use the door from now on.
Okay, I got that out of my system. I'll go post survival stuff now.
Hope this qualifies as a survival story:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.
They got out and looked around at their surroundings.
Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."
The other two guys say, "Why?".
"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.
Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".
"Why" asked the other two.
"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".
Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.
"Whats that for?" asked the other two.
" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."
Pull my finger!!
If those guys think my bad humor runs people off....wait till they see what happens, if someone pulls Ricks finger!!!:blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Sure Rick, I know what happened when I did it before.
Phew!
I think 2D accidentally pulled his own finger.
http://www.fart-sounds.net/Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Hmmmm.....funny....that sounds just like you, talking.:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
And it smells like your breath. :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Ken found and used that link, when he had dingleberryitus, and couldn't make those sounds himself.:blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken
Morphine will do that to ya'. :innocent:
I found a picture of Ken getting ready to do his yard work.:innocent:
But the purse, that she carries.....(LOL)Quote:
BENESSE
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,716
Winnie, I don't have a car nor another BOB. (I do drive, and rent cars any time I feel like getting out of the city) My BOB is under my bed so if I happen to be elsewhere, say at work, I'm out of luck. NYC is extremely impractical when it comes to owning cars or having caches. That's just a limitation I am learning to live with 'til I figure out something that makes more sense. However, my wheels are always turning for a better plan.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...es.533span.jpg
(Yeah...I posted here, so no-one would get their panties in a wad, about a joke being somewhere other than the "crap" thread.)
You want one, dont you 2d ? :innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
http://bp2.blogger.com/_GszgG-UZh5w/...0/manpurse.jpg