Take away one brain cell & you've got a lawyer! :sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2:
That's right! When you start with an endless supply of perfect ones, that is!
12-13-2009, 09:30 PM
cowgirlup
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Originally Posted by Ken
BENESSE, if you ever spoke to my Sweetheart, you would realize that your most desirable fantasies and animal instincts COULD have been realized had you been in Newport, R.I., on January 16, 2003. 'Nuff said. :innocent:
Benesse? Are you fantasizing about midget laywers ???
Oh wait. They prefer to be called little people.
Under-endowed attorneys??
Hmmm.....That doesn't sound PC either.
12-13-2009, 09:31 PM
nell67
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Originally Posted by Ken
Why is it that you always seem to be thinking about my Winkie? :innocent:
You said winkie,not TWINKIE,right??
12-13-2009, 09:32 PM
Ken
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Originally Posted by nell67
You said winkie,not TWINKIE,right??
Nell, Sarge was talking about my WINKIE. Again. :sneaky2:
12-13-2009, 09:34 PM
BENESSE
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Originally Posted by Ken
Skipped right past this one, huh, BENESSE? :innocent:
Nah, I just had a feeling you weren't interested in the properties of a black hole. Plus I've got some homework to do.
12-13-2009, 09:34 PM
2dumb2kwit
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Originally Posted by cowgirlup
Under-endowed attorneys??
Aaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That's funnier than a Kenhuahua!:smash:
12-13-2009, 09:36 PM
Ken
Quote:
Originally Posted by cowgirlup
Benesse? Are you fantasizing about midget laywers ???
Oh wait. They prefer to be called little people.
Under-endowed attorneys??
Hmmm.....That doesn't sound PC either.
Back up. If you post something here, it's supposed to be funny! :)
12-13-2009, 09:38 PM
Ken
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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit
Aaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That's funnier than a Kenhuahua!:smash:
Don't go wetting yourself, 2dumb. She's just looking for an offer to inspect the merchandise first hand.
12-13-2009, 09:39 PM
cowgirlup
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Originally Posted by Ken
Back up. If you post something here, it's supposed to be funny! :)
Really? Then how did you get so many posts???
OH? You were trying to be funny!?!
Good job Ken. You are a very special boy!
Someday the bar association will give you a real license to practice law too!
:smash:
12-13-2009, 09:42 PM
cowgirlup
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Originally Posted by Ken
Don't go wetting yourself, 2dumb. She's just looking for an offer to inspect the merchandise first hand.
Hmm...Ma$$hole lawyer who's afraid of snow and consumes his weight in food daily?
Nope.
Not interested in your little winkie.....:innocent:
12-13-2009, 09:42 PM
Ken
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Originally Posted by cowgirlup
Someday the bar association will give you a real license to practice law too!
:smash:
Bar Associations don't issue licenses to practice law.
12-13-2009, 09:43 PM
Ken
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Originally Posted by cowgirlup
Hmm...Ma$$hole lawyer who's afraid of snow and consumes his weight in food daily?
Nope.
Not interested in your little winkie.....:innocent:
I sense a bit of hostility here. Run out of your medication? :innocent:
12-13-2009, 09:50 PM
cowgirlup
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Originally Posted by Ken
I sense a bit of hostility here. Run out of your medication? :innocent:
I'm sorry. I forgot you are easily confused.
I should have added more smilies for you.
:):):)
12-13-2009, 09:53 PM
Ken
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Originally Posted by cowgirlup
I'm sorry. I forgot you are easily confused.
I should have added more smilies for you.
:):):)
I could say that, for a massage therapist, you sure do rub people the wrong way.
But I'm sure enough of your clients tell you that already. So I won't.