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Sorry Rick, I love my dog more... best friend I ever had, well other than some friends from the Army and my Ranger Buddy.
Dogs wanna eat my animal items. Squirrels do not. rather, I eat the squirrels. I hafta go with Rick on this one.
Okay folks, so far it's neck and neck. Just remember who has the capability to ban....me or your dog......just sayin'.
Sorry Rick, I love my dog more; she's sweet, cuddly, & I can trust her with my Twinkies when i leave the room....usually!:sneaky2:
Man! Banning a moderator is going to look bad...........
Well the good thing with my dog is in a survival situation, in a real bad situation, I can eat her if I need too. Sorry Rick but I wouldn't eat you in a survival situation, although we could work together and get out outta there.
Now if it were you, me, and the dog. Yeah Rick you rank higher I would save you over the dog, don't really care about the squirrels, but my dog... man I love my dog.
That's a really scary post, Beo. A really scary post.
Why is that scary? Cause I'd eat my dog or because I wouldn't eat you... lol... or the fact I just found out that people actually do rank higher on the life scale than my dog... well some of them.
Beo,
Sorry, Rick. I don't have a dog right now and you still don't cut it.:)
Sourdough, thanks for posting a much needed and timely poll. :innocent:
I believe that I shall abstain. Descretion and cowardice does have its place in life :)
I can get my dog to carry all my stuff. Can I get Rick to do that? She also can run naked and sleep in the snow naked, and eat raw meat. Can Rick do that? Do I want him to? I don't think so. I voted for the dog. I can't trust my dog with Twinkies, so that argument is nil.
I really question, exactly how much Rick loves any of my dogs. So, I agree wholeheartidly that "I love my dog more that Rick the baby squirrel killer" does.
Finallyme -
I can get my dog to carry all my stuff. Can I get Rick to do that?
Fat chance. Good luck with that.
She also can run naked and sleep in the snow naked, and eat raw meat. Can Rick do that?
Maybe but I'd prefer at least a thong.
Do I want him to? I don't think so.
Clearly a man with a good head on his shoulders.
I voted for the dog. I can't trust my dog with Twinkies, so that argument is nil.
Nope. No argument. But trust is a two edged sword. Could I even trust you to have twinkies? Can your dog?
Rick, look on the bright side.....looks like your going to come in second, second place ain't so bad.
Second place, huh? Okay. I can live with that. (yelling at wife) Hey honey....guess what? They had a popularity poll on the forum and I came in second place.......I'll be right back...........
After due consideration I figured well...Rick can ban me, but if WonderMutt saw me vote against him he might pi$$ on my leg. You won't do that will ya Rick? Cuz I voted for the dog?
Thank you, Trax. You gave me a rare excuse to use one of my favorite smilies again.
Rick
http://www.smileyshut.com/smileys/ne...sting/piss.gif Trax
Granted, is was a WEAK excuse. But still one of my favorites. :innocent:
I just remembered what I like about you counsellor......nothing
OH YEAH??? REALLY??? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Well, my dogs love me, and that's what counts. :blushing:
Um....actually....9 people have chosen their dog, over you. (So far.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
That's 9 dogs.........making you 10th. (So far.):innocent:
He picks on me.:innocent:Quote:
Originally Posted by trax
Ya'll know I can see who voted agin me, right? Who my true friends are and who are...well....I can't use the words I really want to.
On another note.....I'm going to try a little experiment later today just to test my reflexes. I'm going to see how quickly I can hit my ban button 9 times in a row. I'm going for speed on this one. :sneaky2:
tuck ya head and stay low for aerodynamics. polish that bald spot. I've got the stopwatch ;)
My attack beagle answered this post. Guess how he voted??
I can see that drastic measures are required....immediately.
That's much better.
Wow, 600 voted for Rick. That's a new record. :spam:
Well Rick your lucky, I don't have a dog.:innocent:
:sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2::sneaky2: I don't think many of you have practiced the manly art of sucking up. YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG!
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Originally Posted by Rick
:innocent::innocent::innocent:Quote:
I can see that drastic measures are required....immediately.
:blushing:
Dear Rick,
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(Signed)
Ken's Dogs
Hey Rick!
Since you're getting slaughtered in the poll, I thought I'd cheer you up a bit, so I just bought you this really cool T-shirt at Wal Mart.
http://bp0.blogger.com/_CHG2GRbeET8/...ndUnwanted.jpg
It's my first-ever attempt at "the manly art of sucking up." :innocent:
Disappointed, Ken. Although I should have known better coming form some of the riff raff around here. Moderators get no respect. No respect I tell ya.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm!
I worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big I'd get.
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
http://www.rikksrevues.com/rodney_dangerfield.jpg
I'm not sure what slaughtered means to you but....okay.
You're playing with the poll results again, huh? :sneaky2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rick
Moi? Pull a dirty underhanded trick? Do something not above board? Abuse my power? Well...yeah.
Rick would take over my lumpy chair so hes out.