Today, I have the arduous task of taking down the tree. Mine will goto the back of my property with last years and all of the other trimmings to create a sort of natural barrier. What will you do with yours?
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Today, I have the arduous task of taking down the tree. Mine will goto the back of my property with last years and all of the other trimmings to create a sort of natural barrier. What will you do with yours?
Put it back in the box, tape the box shut and put it back in the attic.
We stopped using a real tree years ago. If those things get dry they go up like a blow torch. That's not something I want to have happen in my house. Then there is the mess with the needles.
I'm not using a real tree thus I'll put it back to its box and put the box back in the attic.
We bought an artificial tree on closeout after Christmas and this was the first year we used it. I like it a lot. However, when we bought real trees, I always enjoyed lighting them in the burn pile. Rick's right, they go up like a torch. Better to do it outside than in the living room, eh?
Spend Christmas with the kids. It's their problem.
Now that right there is funny. (writing note for next year).
I got a long way to go before I can say that!
And it only works for female children or married male child. Winnie jnr's idea of decorations is Mistletoe tucked in his zipper.........A mother really doesn't need to know these things
Muhahahahahahahahahaha. That's sick. Muhahahahahahahahaha.
Our trees (2) will go back on the shelf in the closet. They are about 18" tall so I don't think they should give me too much trouble, but in the spirit of the F.A.R.T. I'll probably take a nap first.
And after. You'll have to recharge your batteries.
Am I the only one using real trees?
I didn't burn it, seems like a waste since I cut it down on my land. I usually drag them down to the pond and put them in the corner, you just have to make sure you don't cast over there.
Been thru the whole circle, from real tree to bad fake, to foil, to real tree, to real tree in a pot to plant outside (died) to fake, again.
One year we just put a bag over it still decorated and put it in the basement....to be put right back up the following year.
Mostly we haven't been here over Christmas, last 5-6 years, didn't want to leave a dry tree inside for a couple of months with no one here.
I don't believe we will ever have a real one again, as some one thinks they are made of gold, it seems.......Besides nothing says Christmas like killing a perfectly good tree to make things merry?.....besides the poor ugly trees that don't get picked....into the shreader....Ho, Ho, Ho.....
Speaking of putting away Christmas stuff, does anyone have a good way of storing Christmas lights? I hate how every year, I drag them out and they are a mess and snag on its own bulbs.
How about using these guys. You can get them at Lowes or Home Depot.
http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/pro...337f28_300.jpg
I have sunk quite a few in ponds seeking to catch Black Crappie...That all ended when I caught the world record and put it on the wall.....any takers? It is still hangin' right here......18 1/2" measure yours......
So ----- I guess the arduous task of taking down the tree took it's toll on you. Now you want to go fishing.
I got the half of the tree that remained outside hauled off...then got side tracked grilling ribs and making a rocket stove....maybe tomorrow.
Why am I getting the feeling that the next episode of Ax Men is going to be filmed INSIDE CS's house?
CS you got me beat. I have a white crappie on the wall thats 16 inches.
Yes, but mine sings.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WC6EbRQmJ0
I wouldn't go buy some crappy plastic hanger for lights. Buy fat dowel and just notch the end of it. Slip the cord by the plug in the notch and start wrapping.
To answer the OP I have an Artificial tree these days. A very expensive trip to the vet for the removal of a Pine Needle from Bobcat tipped the balance.
(sniff) He called my plastic hanger crappy. (wipes tear)
Fear not Rick. He really meant crappie. He was thinking of the fish CS caught.
I wrap the lights around a flattened cardboard box. I believe it was the box to my son's Christmas present a few years ago. I can get several strands around it, and it packs nicely.
I just throw mine in a box, why spoil the fun?
Funny thing, after 30+ years of making wire rope, if there is one thing I do know how to do well, is untangle things....LOl, lights are childs play.......
Ah for the good old days when lights were wired in series. Nope, not that one. Not that one. Uh uh. Nope. Dang it! Which one of these are out? God help you if two were bad.
Here's one for ya......white plastic tree for the yard, light spiral around from bottom to top, inside a plastic hose.......one spot in the middle are about 12 lights out, lights lite above, and below.....just trying to pi$$ me off....nope not gonna bite, not gonna bite....gonna stay this way till DW says something then will disappear off the face of the earth.....
My wife brought some goofy thing home that was a "Christmas tree". Spiraled wire with lights that were supposed to follow the wire but did a much better job of following gravity.
"What the heck is that?"
"It's a Christmas tree."
"Really. Someone forgot to water it. All the needles fell off."
"You're not funny."
I stop when I get that response. I'm not as stupid as I look.